Laura Scalzo
@laurascalzo.bsky.social
Writer. Reader.
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Laura Scalzo
@laurascalzo.bsky.social
· Dec 2
Okay—since I haven’t given it the full mention here. Recent novel was out in May ‘23 from @regalhouse.bsky.social (Yay badass Indie publishers).
Playlist corresponds to the chapters. Just about.
Playlist corresponds to the chapters. Just about.
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
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Folks, don’t look away
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Folks, don’t look away
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Good fucking morning to everyone except the January 6th rioters who were pardoned by Donald Trump—especially the cop beaters. Your pardons are the original sin of Trump's second term and a goddamn disgrace.
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Good fucking morning to everyone except the January 6th rioters who were pardoned by Donald Trump—especially the cop beaters. Your pardons are the original sin of Trump's second term and a goddamn disgrace.
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I have neither thrown nor received a real punch in my life but I kind of think the root sin of the social internet is letting people just say and do things that in the real world would get the shit kicked out of them
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I have neither thrown nor received a real punch in my life but I kind of think the root sin of the social internet is letting people just say and do things that in the real world would get the shit kicked out of them
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standard ebooks does beautiful work with public domain titles and there are a lot of great new ones available today, including maltese falcon, stuff from christie, faulkner, kafka, hughes, lardner, sayers and more standardebooks.org/blog/public-...
Public Domain Day 2026 in Literature - Blog
Read about the new ebooks Standard Ebooks is releasing for Public Domain Day 2026!
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January 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
standard ebooks does beautiful work with public domain titles and there are a lot of great new ones available today, including maltese falcon, stuff from christie, faulkner, kafka, hughes, lardner, sayers and more standardebooks.org/blog/public-...
Spent an entire night at the bar at the China Club talking to Sam Shepherd though he was too drunk to call it ever having met him.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Spent an entire night at the bar at the China Club talking to Sam Shepherd though he was too drunk to call it ever having met him.
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White as a hotel towel is a dope line tho
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
White as a hotel towel is a dope line tho
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December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
AI is so dumb it wants to show me 10,000 images of a dress I purchased a month ago. But let’s sublimate our minds and money and energy sources to it why don’t we.
December 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
AI is so dumb it wants to show me 10,000 images of a dress I purchased a month ago. But let’s sublimate our minds and money and energy sources to it why don’t we.
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I always think about the maya Angelou quote because it’s really true,
“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I always think about the maya Angelou quote because it’s really true,
“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
“People will always remember how you made them feel,"
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Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Our government’s priorities are entirely backward. And purposefully so.
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Fumee d’ambre gris (Smoke of Ambergris) (1880) study
Fume d'ambre gris 1880
John Singer Sargent
Fume d'ambre gris 1880
John Singer Sargent
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Fumee d’ambre gris (Smoke of Ambergris) (1880) study
Fume d'ambre gris 1880
John Singer Sargent
Fume d'ambre gris 1880
John Singer Sargent
Your last saved meme is your philosophy on life
December 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Your last saved meme is your philosophy on life
Children acting up in restaurants are some of my favorite people.
December 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Children acting up in restaurants are some of my favorite people.
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This was a human being. What the fuck is wrong with you?
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This was a human being. What the fuck is wrong with you?
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Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
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Shout out to the most underrated attendees at book events: people who just wandered in/by and are genuinely happy to be curious.
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Shout out to the most underrated attendees at book events: people who just wandered in/by and are genuinely happy to be curious.
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Shocked, thrilled, all the things to find my book of stories on this long list. 😳
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Shocked, thrilled, all the things to find my book of stories on this long list. 😳
Art and this pack of motherfuckers are not the same thing. Take over the building and the money and programming to your heart’s delight but all you get is a politicized commodified piece of shit. Art is green shoots of originality untouched by power. So fuck you to each and every one involved.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Art and this pack of motherfuckers are not the same thing. Take over the building and the money and programming to your heart’s delight but all you get is a politicized commodified piece of shit. Art is green shoots of originality untouched by power. So fuck you to each and every one involved.
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An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
An absolute bedrock institution for understanding how the planet works, just civilization-scaled vandalism by the most incurious morons on Earth
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2025 has been a rough year. What's one piece of art that's brought you absolute joy despite everything?
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
2025 has been a rough year. What's one piece of art that's brought you absolute joy despite everything?
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Haha. KenCen texting me show deals like they forgot I’m boycotting.
December 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Haha. KenCen texting me show deals like they forgot I’m boycotting.