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Fairy
@lafeeverte.bsky.social
Welcome to Fairy's mind. If you can stand the mess then stay, if not then you're going to get lost real quick.

Figurine of the year 1999.
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Hi guys, I can't read that funny weird font you all use and nor can screen readers... just a thought
He did ok
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
In an effort to get R to read through things, he's cooking dinner from a recipe. Pray for us
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Who wouldn't want to hang out with a dog as cool as this?
January 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Sitting next to the biggest incel right now. All women are self absorbed and won't give him attention as a result...
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Ummm I think licking lead is a REALLY bad idea
The periodic table mapped according to lickability
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Exciting times
January 10, 2026 at 1:57 PM
The answers to this are brilliant
Just been followed by someone whose (apparently real) name is also one of the catchiest songs ever.
Won't post it: for me it's an afternoon's earworm, but for him, it's a life.
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Just had to relearn how to balance equations... teachers offloading their homework to an app that explains things in ways not everyone understands is my hatred of the teaching profession.
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Do i have any followers who suffer from endometriosis who would be willing to talk to me?
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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So, today marks 10 years since the passing of Bowie.

It also marks 10 years since I put something on Twitter about it which resulted in me having to take a day off work, chase down various international media, get blocked by half of Australia, and end up the filling in a Kanye and Madonna sandwich.
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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Meme going around here that the Grok policy change (around only generating images when @ed by a paid user) was a “hallucination”. It wasn’t, it’s a real policy change; the misreporting is that this does NOT limit free users from generating images using other interfaces for Grok, such as its app.
January 10, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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Mermaid (accurate) with Barnacle modesty.
January 10, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Shirley Ballas is a predator
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I see you all grew up in towns with cinemas...
January 10, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Sitting in the pub last night, overheard a chap telling his mate about this app, or a similar one. Are we paying attention yet??
I have just seen an advert for an "AI Erase anything" app, except it doesn't mean "anything" it means clothes. Any picture of a person can have their clothes removed. I'm not reposting it as I don't know the person in the picture gave their consent for this. AI is being used for bad. We told you.
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 AM
This is it @protopigeon.lol
The sauce is:
Lime juice
Ginger puree
Turmeric
Curry powder
Chilli flakes
Olive oil
Pepper
Coconut oil
Tonight's dinner excelled itself
543cal
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I almost agree...
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Fuck you grim weather, i refuse to be beaten by you
January 9, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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Squeaky bum? WD40 has it covered.
January 9, 2026 at 10:46 AM
There is a construction site just a little way away from us. Whatever equipment they're using emanates a low frequency pulse and it is rendering me incapable of thinking. It's making my head feel like it's going to explode
January 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
I have just seen an advert for an "AI Erase anything" app, except it doesn't mean "anything" it means clothes. Any picture of a person can have their clothes removed. I'm not reposting it as I don't know the person in the picture gave their consent for this. AI is being used for bad. We told you.
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Never date a man who owns a boat.
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Nearly 17 years E has known me and yet she still thinks if she hangs around and makes hints I'll take her to the station just because it's a bit wet...
January 9, 2026 at 8:50 AM
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 AM