Kyri Lorenz
@kyrianne.bsky.social
schrödinger's artist. 30s. They/he. ND. Comics, cats, cripplepunk. BLM, 1312, 🚫GenAI🚫. prism nom + ignatz winning cartoonist ✌ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Mental health check-in with a gif
September 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Mental health check-in with a gif
My cross to bear: getting a billion sports betting ads because I’ve disabled as much ad targeting as possible
September 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My cross to bear: getting a billion sports betting ads because I’ve disabled as much ad targeting as possible
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🚨 UPDATE on the current COVID vaccine access situation in the US.
Please note that this is based on state laws but different things may be happening on the ground, and some pharmacies are defaulting to federal guidelines instead of state laws.
Please note that this is based on state laws but different things may be happening on the ground, and some pharmacies are defaulting to federal guidelines instead of state laws.
September 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🚨 UPDATE on the current COVID vaccine access situation in the US.
Please note that this is based on state laws but different things may be happening on the ground, and some pharmacies are defaulting to federal guidelines instead of state laws.
Please note that this is based on state laws but different things may be happening on the ground, and some pharmacies are defaulting to federal guidelines instead of state laws.
Blimey? I barely know me!
June 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Blimey? I barely know me!
Timeline of using a new Burt’s Bees flavor as a scent-sensitive ND person:
First use: Ooh, this is fun / What even is this combo??
2nd thru 10th: This is way too strong. I can’t deal with this.
11th thru 30th: I guess this is okay until I can get the one I actually like.
30+: This is normal.
First use: Ooh, this is fun / What even is this combo??
2nd thru 10th: This is way too strong. I can’t deal with this.
11th thru 30th: I guess this is okay until I can get the one I actually like.
30+: This is normal.
June 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Timeline of using a new Burt’s Bees flavor as a scent-sensitive ND person:
First use: Ooh, this is fun / What even is this combo??
2nd thru 10th: This is way too strong. I can’t deal with this.
11th thru 30th: I guess this is okay until I can get the one I actually like.
30+: This is normal.
First use: Ooh, this is fun / What even is this combo??
2nd thru 10th: This is way too strong. I can’t deal with this.
11th thru 30th: I guess this is okay until I can get the one I actually like.
30+: This is normal.
Balto was the Paul Revere of the 1925 Serum Run
June 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Balto was the Paul Revere of the 1925 Serum Run
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Some of the survey results of trustworthy organizations. Notice how high the % for trans men are? How we are most likely to suffer violence that people don't consider "severe" enough? How invisibilized we are that the only time people think about us is to wrongly accuse us of being oppressors?
June 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Some of the survey results of trustworthy organizations. Notice how high the % for trans men are? How we are most likely to suffer violence that people don't consider "severe" enough? How invisibilized we are that the only time people think about us is to wrongly accuse us of being oppressors?
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Remember this note? I just had to call Jetblue for this accommodation again and guess what they said?
“I see the note. We might have given you that in the past but we can’t give that to you now because we follow the united states guidelines blah blah”
Ah yes, the far-flung past of 2 months ago.
“I see the note. We might have given you that in the past but we can’t give that to you now because we follow the united states guidelines blah blah”
Ah yes, the far-flung past of 2 months ago.
Kristen also put a note on my account that this is a necessary seating accommodation and that should allow me to avoid this whole rigamarole again.
May 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Remember this note? I just had to call Jetblue for this accommodation again and guess what they said?
“I see the note. We might have given you that in the past but we can’t give that to you now because we follow the united states guidelines blah blah”
Ah yes, the far-flung past of 2 months ago.
“I see the note. We might have given you that in the past but we can’t give that to you now because we follow the united states guidelines blah blah”
Ah yes, the far-flung past of 2 months ago.
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April 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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bro even Popeye needed some gender-affirming treatment to get those arms (spinach)
March 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
bro even Popeye needed some gender-affirming treatment to get those arms (spinach)
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If you use ai you intellectually and mentally lazy. That’s all. You are lazy.
Ai makes art free. No. AI robs you of learning how to do something. In learning how to do something you develop your voice. You are asking ai to speak for you because you are too lazy to face yourself
Ai makes art free. No. AI robs you of learning how to do something. In learning how to do something you develop your voice. You are asking ai to speak for you because you are too lazy to face yourself
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you use ai you intellectually and mentally lazy. That’s all. You are lazy.
Ai makes art free. No. AI robs you of learning how to do something. In learning how to do something you develop your voice. You are asking ai to speak for you because you are too lazy to face yourself
Ai makes art free. No. AI robs you of learning how to do something. In learning how to do something you develop your voice. You are asking ai to speak for you because you are too lazy to face yourself
I approached this as like, if I’ve ever had it in its pure form and not artificial-flavour or highly processed
Also added a category because I don’t think I can accurately categorize something I’m not allowed to eat lmao
tiermaker.com/create/ultim...
Also added a category because I don’t think I can accurately categorize something I’m not allowed to eat lmao
tiermaker.com/create/ultim...
March 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I approached this as like, if I’ve ever had it in its pure form and not artificial-flavour or highly processed
Also added a category because I don’t think I can accurately categorize something I’m not allowed to eat lmao
tiermaker.com/create/ultim...
Also added a category because I don’t think I can accurately categorize something I’m not allowed to eat lmao
tiermaker.com/create/ultim...
Disabled folks: Jetblue is the worst airline to fly if you need accommodations. I am trying to get bulkhead seating, an accommodation I have gotten with every other major airline (American, Delta, Southwest) without issue.
March 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Disabled folks: Jetblue is the worst airline to fly if you need accommodations. I am trying to get bulkhead seating, an accommodation I have gotten with every other major airline (American, Delta, Southwest) without issue.
I’ve been considering it and I think being a giant flesh bag full of goopy thrashing tubes and thumping steaks is a really bad idea
February 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I’ve been considering it and I think being a giant flesh bag full of goopy thrashing tubes and thumping steaks is a really bad idea
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seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism
February 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism
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"[Issue x] is a distraction!" is a corrosive outlook. All outrages are important to fight. Nobody can fight them all, but together we can cover them all.
You telling somebody who is fighting an issue that you aren't fighting that what they're doing is a distraction is a distraction. Stop.
You telling somebody who is fighting an issue that you aren't fighting that what they're doing is a distraction is a distraction. Stop.
February 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
"[Issue x] is a distraction!" is a corrosive outlook. All outrages are important to fight. Nobody can fight them all, but together we can cover them all.
You telling somebody who is fighting an issue that you aren't fighting that what they're doing is a distraction is a distraction. Stop.
You telling somebody who is fighting an issue that you aren't fighting that what they're doing is a distraction is a distraction. Stop.
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This is a bit fucking rich coming from The Guardian.
The very paper that shoved transphobia down our throats for years in the interests of "balance" and "hearing from all sides" is now pretending that they were never part of that moral panic and they saw through it immediately.
Yeah...right.
The very paper that shoved transphobia down our throats for years in the interests of "balance" and "hearing from all sides" is now pretending that they were never part of that moral panic and they saw through it immediately.
Yeah...right.
February 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is a bit fucking rich coming from The Guardian.
The very paper that shoved transphobia down our throats for years in the interests of "balance" and "hearing from all sides" is now pretending that they were never part of that moral panic and they saw through it immediately.
Yeah...right.
The very paper that shoved transphobia down our throats for years in the interests of "balance" and "hearing from all sides" is now pretending that they were never part of that moral panic and they saw through it immediately.
Yeah...right.
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Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
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I went to post about the National Japanese American Memorial in D.C., which is beautiful but usually missed by tourists. It is a deeply staggering admission of guilt and a warning to future Americans. I went to link to the inscriptions and-
Well, they took the site down. www.nps.gov/places/japan...
Well, they took the site down. www.nps.gov/places/japan...
January 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I went to post about the National Japanese American Memorial in D.C., which is beautiful but usually missed by tourists. It is a deeply staggering admission of guilt and a warning to future Americans. I went to link to the inscriptions and-
Well, they took the site down. www.nps.gov/places/japan...
Well, they took the site down. www.nps.gov/places/japan...
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Reporters: Please stop calling things DEI that are not DEI. This is only cementing the propaganda being used to legitimize the dismantling of all types of initiatives that are not DEI as well as legitimize efforts to end civil rights enforcement. Be specific with your language. Be accurate.
January 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Reporters: Please stop calling things DEI that are not DEI. This is only cementing the propaganda being used to legitimize the dismantling of all types of initiatives that are not DEI as well as legitimize efforts to end civil rights enforcement. Be specific with your language. Be accurate.
…putting a poison mushroom in the community luau soup in order to assassinate the Governer
January 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
…putting a poison mushroom in the community luau soup in order to assassinate the Governer
I’m making a list for Hollins University folks — please let me know if you want to be on it!
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January 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m making a list for Hollins University folks — please let me know if you want to be on it!
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill).
Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill).
Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)
Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill).
Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)
January 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Welsh told the Saxons this hill was called "pen" (meaning "hill"). The Saxons added their word for hill, "tor," and called it Torpen (hill hill).
Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill).
Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)
Later the Norse added their world for hill. So it became Torpen Haugr (Hill Hill Hill).
Now the English call it Torpenhow Hill (Hill Hill Hill Hill)
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there was a mouse living in the oven mitt on our porch 🍂
January 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
there was a mouse living in the oven mitt on our porch 🍂