k snap
@ksnap.bsky.social
turning chronic illness into poetry since 2003. the internet's #1 jonathan franzen defender. buy my books for your mentally ill girlfriend
I went to a yo-yo contest at the beginning of October and have been sick ever since
November 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I went to a yo-yo contest at the beginning of October and have been sick ever since
I did a tweet thread about this over on the old site because I get basically no traction here, weird time to be trying to sell a new book as I don't really have a social media home this time around. Help me find the poetry people by boosting this past?
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I did a tweet thread about this over on the old site because I get basically no traction here, weird time to be trying to sell a new book as I don't really have a social media home this time around. Help me find the poetry people by boosting this past?
Poetry lovers of bluesky! Here's a selection from my new book, Destroy Your Masters, which you can buy at the link below or by DMing me for a signed copy.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Poetry lovers of bluesky! Here's a selection from my new book, Destroy Your Masters, which you can buy at the link below or by DMing me for a signed copy.
great thread
This might actually be THE point where Christian Nationalism starts either splintering...or the NAR literally just joins with Christian Identity and REALLY returns to its roots
(I'd have thought the SBC/NAR widening split would have been the fissure, but a neo-Nazi/NAR split has been growing)
1/x
(I'd have thought the SBC/NAR widening split would have been the fissure, but a neo-Nazi/NAR split has been growing)
1/x
1. A watershed moment.
The President of the Heritage Foundation and Heritage Action, Kevin Roberts , has announced that the organization is standing by Tucker Carlson in the aftermath of Tucker’s interview with neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes.
This isn’t Kevin bending his knee to Trump…this is something new
The President of the Heritage Foundation and Heritage Action, Kevin Roberts , has announced that the organization is standing by Tucker Carlson in the aftermath of Tucker’s interview with neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes.
This isn’t Kevin bending his knee to Trump…this is something new
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
great thread
New book just dropped!
You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!
You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
New book just dropped!
You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!
You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!
Casually eating two raw turnips for lunch at work
October 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Casually eating two raw turnips for lunch at work
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Oh right, still need to post here -- my new book should be out in late November but I'm not making any promises because my internal designer is learning book design from scratch. I'll take preorders soon, in the meantime here's the incredible cover by Liliana Snyder!
October 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh right, still need to post here -- my new book should be out in late November but I'm not making any promises because my internal designer is learning book design from scratch. I'll take preorders soon, in the meantime here's the incredible cover by Liliana Snyder!
rip to them but I could listen to return of the mack for 24 hours
This reminds me of that time someone tried to set a record by listening to Return Of The Mac repeatedly for 24 hours but had to pull the plug after 13 because they were going mad.
October 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
rip to them but I could listen to return of the mack for 24 hours
I'm so goddamn depressed 🤩 making almost no money 😂 one of my teeth is bleeding 💃 can't pay my electric bill 🏆 everything I do is pointless ✨ staying alive for my family 🥳 food tastes like ashes and tooth blood 🤗 can't focus long enough to read 🙌 too tired from underpaid job to see friends 🤪
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I'm so goddamn depressed 🤩 making almost no money 😂 one of my teeth is bleeding 💃 can't pay my electric bill 🏆 everything I do is pointless ✨ staying alive for my family 🥳 food tastes like ashes and tooth blood 🤗 can't focus long enough to read 🙌 too tired from underpaid job to see friends 🤪
Bringing a friend home today
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bringing a friend home today
The very next day I woke up and decided to learn to throw, and now I can do a brain twister
10pm: yeah when I get a yo-yo in my hand I just don't really know what to do with it
10:30pm: I have a fear response when I have to react to something while doing a process
11pm: my parents pulled me out of ballet because we didn't have money but I thought it was because I was bad at it
10:30pm: I have a fear response when I have to react to something while doing a process
11pm: my parents pulled me out of ballet because we didn't have money but I thought it was because I was bad at it
September 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The very next day I woke up and decided to learn to throw, and now I can do a brain twister
Sorry you guys haven't heard much from me lately, I realized Stellaris will actually run on my new MacBook and have done next to nothing but work and play Stellaris ever since
September 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sorry you guys haven't heard much from me lately, I realized Stellaris will actually run on my new MacBook and have done next to nothing but work and play Stellaris ever since
I'm gonna be propagating a dozen pink paradise cuttings and just LOOK at how the sun loves them
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm gonna be propagating a dozen pink paradise cuttings and just LOOK at how the sun loves them
I'd post that meme where it's a soldier (me) protecting a sleeping child (Hideo Kojima) from bullets (mean Internet comments) but I'm too busy being a Death Stranding Enjoyer
massive respect to peele for hopefully getting that tedious asshat the hollywood in needed to get him out of gaming
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'd post that meme where it's a soldier (me) protecting a sleeping child (Hideo Kojima) from bullets (mean Internet comments) but I'm too busy being a Death Stranding Enjoyer
The only one of mine that does work is "holy mattress dungeon, Batman!"
there are two types of poetry book titles: ones that work between the words “Holy” and “Batman!” and ones that do not, and generally everything you need to know about the book comes from how well the title works in this context
September 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
The only one of mine that does work is "holy mattress dungeon, Batman!"
Golden hour on the playground where I spent every summer Friday through my whole childhood
September 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Golden hour on the playground where I spent every summer Friday through my whole childhood
Working my ass off at a plant store while I get my new book ready for release!
i wrote this post in july two years ago when blue sky had around 200,000 total users and i thought i would ask again
tell me what u are doing
be proud of what u do and share it here
tell me what u are doing
be proud of what u do and share it here
tell me what u are doing
be proud of your work and share it here
be proud of your work and share it here
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Working my ass off at a plant store while I get my new book ready for release!
My ex gave himself hemorrhoids by reading Lord of the Rings on the can
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My ex gave himself hemorrhoids by reading Lord of the Rings on the can
I'd be angel investing in money pit businesses. Trick out a maker space, refurbish an old rotting theater, develop my dumbass idea for an app. And also I'd go on the expensive drug that could fix all my health issues and buy a shit ton of cool dice.
Since none of us is actually going to win the Powerball, what’s the most ridiculous thing you’d do with the money if you won? Forget paying off student loans or buying a house, what’s your ridiculous purchase?
September 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I'd be angel investing in money pit businesses. Trick out a maker space, refurbish an old rotting theater, develop my dumbass idea for an app. And also I'd go on the expensive drug that could fix all my health issues and buy a shit ton of cool dice.
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my issue of Threepenny is here! here’s my poem “Present Tense,” I would love for you to give it a read!
“I know this so loudly I don’t
hear, at first, my father’s silence.”
“I know this so loudly I don’t
hear, at first, my father’s silence.”
September 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
my issue of Threepenny is here! here’s my poem “Present Tense,” I would love for you to give it a read!
“I know this so loudly I don’t
hear, at first, my father’s silence.”
“I know this so loudly I don’t
hear, at first, my father’s silence.”
Reposted by k snap
Its more of a saxophone solo than a question really
September 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Its more of a saxophone solo than a question really
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Dying at the book he's reading
August 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Dying at the book he's reading
10pm: yeah when I get a yo-yo in my hand I just don't really know what to do with it
10:30pm: I have a fear response when I have to react to something while doing a process
11pm: my parents pulled me out of ballet because we didn't have money but I thought it was because I was bad at it
10:30pm: I have a fear response when I have to react to something while doing a process
11pm: my parents pulled me out of ballet because we didn't have money but I thought it was because I was bad at it
August 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
10pm: yeah when I get a yo-yo in my hand I just don't really know what to do with it
10:30pm: I have a fear response when I have to react to something while doing a process
11pm: my parents pulled me out of ballet because we didn't have money but I thought it was because I was bad at it
10:30pm: I have a fear response when I have to react to something while doing a process
11pm: my parents pulled me out of ballet because we didn't have money but I thought it was because I was bad at it