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I dunked a basketball twice in college before twisting my ankle and have never felt that magic again.
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Top 5 Songs That Feature Vocals From Actual Dogs:
1. Jane's Addiction — "Been Caught Stealing"
2. Beach Boys — "Caroline, No"
3. Mitski — "I'm Your Man"
4. Fiona Apple — "Fetch the Bolt Cutters"
5. Hélène Barbier — "Plastique Couch"
1. Jane's Addiction — "Been Caught Stealing"
2. Beach Boys — "Caroline, No"
3. Mitski — "I'm Your Man"
4. Fiona Apple — "Fetch the Bolt Cutters"
5. Hélène Barbier — "Plastique Couch"
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Top 5 Songs That Feature Vocals From Actual Dogs:
1. Jane's Addiction — "Been Caught Stealing"
2. Beach Boys — "Caroline, No"
3. Mitski — "I'm Your Man"
4. Fiona Apple — "Fetch the Bolt Cutters"
5. Hélène Barbier — "Plastique Couch"
1. Jane's Addiction — "Been Caught Stealing"
2. Beach Boys — "Caroline, No"
3. Mitski — "I'm Your Man"
4. Fiona Apple — "Fetch the Bolt Cutters"
5. Hélène Barbier — "Plastique Couch"
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The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.
not sure why the makers of star trek think there is a deficit of sex on that show. when they said "go where no man has gone before" they were talking about james t. kirk being a ho
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The trick of Star Trek is that Kirk is not horny. *Gene Roddenberry* is horny. The tension between Kirk the character trying to do his job & the camera & production trying to get him laid, that's the key.
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"Chuck! Chuck! It's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry!"
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Chuck! Chuck! It's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry!"
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I have a photo of Chuck Connors (in a Dodgers uniform) that is autographed by Satchel Paige. Paige's own photo was on the reverse but his eyesight was failing and he signed the wrong side. I'm pretty sure it's the only picture of the Rifleman autographed by Satchel Paige.
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I have a photo of Chuck Connors (in a Dodgers uniform) that is autographed by Satchel Paige. Paige's own photo was on the reverse but his eyesight was failing and he signed the wrong side. I'm pretty sure it's the only picture of the Rifleman autographed by Satchel Paige.
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BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling.
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states.
This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
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I respond to Tom Servo's tone of voice like a dog
Now, as an adult, I only don’t understand 60% of the references that make me laugh.
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I respond to Tom Servo's tone of voice like a dog
The opening scene in Blossoms Shanghai rips!
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The opening scene in Blossoms Shanghai rips!
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The ACC is out here like this and that is why we love her
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The ACC is out here like this and that is why we love her
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I’m selling baby shoes online and lying about their pristine condition in order to squeeze a few more dollars out of the operation.
October 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’m selling baby shoes online and lying about their pristine condition in order to squeeze a few more dollars out of the operation.
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frankenstein is actually the doctor, not the monster. people get confused because the monster is also named frankenstein
October 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
frankenstein is actually the doctor, not the monster. people get confused because the monster is also named frankenstein
Got me a case of the Old Cheese Disease (food poisoning).
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Got me a case of the Old Cheese Disease (food poisoning).
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True meaning of Transness
July 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
True meaning of Transness
You can walk into most places with a confident stride and a lab coat.
Contrary to popular belief, shouting "I'm a scientist" doesn't make you right or a scientist. It is pretty funny though
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You can walk into most places with a confident stride and a lab coat.
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I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me
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My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...
The Sad Spectacle of American Comedians Selling Out in Saudi Arabia
It turns out that edgy free-speech warriors will scuttle their principles for a check from a brutal autocratic regime.
www.thenation.com
October 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
October 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!
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This only happens to you once
September 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This only happens to you once
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