Top 5 Songs That Feature Vocals From Actual Dogs:

1. Jane's Addiction — "Been Caught Stealing"
2. Beach Boys — "Caroline, No"
3. Mitski — "I'm Your Man"
4. Fiona Apple — "Fetch the Bolt Cutters"
5. Hélène Barbier — "Plastique Couch"

Bad news for that plan, Norman elected a democrat with 60% of the vote. Plus, Owen Field could easily host a World Cup game.

I have a photo of Chuck Connors (in a Dodgers uniform) that is autographed by Satchel Paige. Paige's own photo was on the reverse but his eyesight was failing and he signed the wrong side. I'm pretty sure it's the only picture of the Rifleman autographed by Satchel Paige.

The only thing controversial about this is if you don’t have it top five.

I’m using the Ernest Borgnine method.

I respond to Tom Servo's tone of voice like a dog

Now, as an adult, I only don’t understand 60% of the references that make me laugh.

An intensely stupid defense from Oregon there!

Alexander and Lxwana’s mud bath.

When I started doing BJJ, I saw the opportunity to throw a triangle on this 280 lbs guy that did MMA in the 90s. Before I locked it in, he put one hand on my lower back and shot put my 200 lbs ass across the mat while grunting, “never triangle a big guy.”

But doctor, I’m the tool.

Maybe Rick Wise when he threw a no-hitter and also hit two home runs against the Reds in the 70s.