Songwriter: splish splash I was taking a bath

People in the 50’s: This mf spittin

LOST (Series, 2004 - 2010)

All of Elon’s kids are named like Tool songs

He was just being exuberant!

"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

low-key one of the most insidious dumb guy beliefs of the last few decades to gain widespread purchase has been this notion that demonstrating pro-social behavior in the hope that others would notice and mirror it, one of the fucking building blocks of any kind of society, is somehow ‘fake’.

Guy wages a war against pronouns but named his son after a captcha test

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Problem with referring to AI errors as "hallucinations" is that it makes them seem like something abnormal when in fact it's the exact same process it uses to produce every response

The grocery store, and for that matter every public place, should have a fast lane for people who are experienced errand runners and a slow lane for people who act like they're on a sightseeing tour

No one will ever convince me that track 2 on the new Father John Misty record isn’t a Viagra Boys cover.

Fun fact about the band Fugazi: despite being the most popular act in the “post-hardcore” genre, they were hilariously bad at business, selling tickets for way below the normal price and not even bothering to sell merchandise. If one of them had taken a business class they might be millionaires!

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

If i was the richest guy in the world i would just do stuff like give the decemberists 100 million dollars to write a concept album about the hardy boys

Is it possible for Stephen Breyer to retire a second time

why does everything have to be so stupid

I’m sure others have already observed this but it’s hilarious that an efficiency commission requires two co-chairs