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Keith M Ellis
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60, native New Mexican, progressive, and disabled. Oh, I also have a third nipple, if that's important to you.
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Huh. I thought ASAP meant ‘as sexy as possible’ so I just went with it.
He's not mincing words, is he?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Huh. I thought ASAP meant ‘as sexy as possible’ so I just went with it.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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The “canceled people” database listing victims of cancel culture, which includes oft-repeated cases such as Bret Weinstein (Evergreen State College) and James Damore (Google), has a little over 200 entries across 18 years.

canceledpeople.org
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Looking to adopt a kitten, I see this little one and I reflexively say aloud, ‘Ha! You tell 'em! Grrr!’
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Looking to adopt a kitten, I see this little one and I reflexively say aloud, ‘Ha! You tell 'em! Grrr!’
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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except it’s not a preschooler, it’s a grown man, and that man is also the president, and it is deeply surreal and unsettling to freefall into the gulf between words that should come out of a president’s mouth and that word coming out of a president’s mouth
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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i think the synthesis so far of the LA/DC/Chicago experiences is:

1) vulnerable people should hide and wait it out to whatever extent they can
2) other people should help them do that, financially and otherwise
3) other people should also get loud
4) not violent though
Greg Bovino is leading a rebel cavalry terrorizing America—and it's important to recognize that it's in retreat. While the trauma and terror Bovino’s raiders instill is real and damaging, it’s remarkable to note how ineffective the force has turned out to be. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
Trump, Border Patrol Retreat in Failure from Chicago
Five important lessons of the first six months of Trump’s immigration raids — and why CBP’s Greg Bovino is the Nathan Bedford Forrest of the Trump era.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Oh! Strange light drifting between the trees in the back garden. Years of reading folklore have prepared me for this.

I should DEFINITELY go towards it and offer it my real name.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I have now lost everything I invested in Iowa coffee farms.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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how many feet would a wood chipper chip if a wood chipper could chip feet
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The blatant hypocrisy is quite deliberate. They want you to notice it. They want you to feel they are absolutely untouchable.
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I’m behind a garbage truck in traffic and the driver got out and came to the back to throw an empty fast food bag into the maw, and I thought, how convenient.
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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it's been hard to put this feeling into words, but we've spent the past couple of decades being lectured to and patronized by an elite class that spent its free time joshing with jeffrey epstein about his little sex abuse empire while lecturing us about how out of touch we are
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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If someone constantly argues that women don't statistically have the same mental aptitudes as men, and tries to tell you that it's just Science and not because they're a sexist pig, you can point to the much strong empirical correlation between saying such things and actually being a sexist pig.
Why hello there former US Treasury Secretary, president of Harvard, and director of the National Economic Council Larry Summers.

Sharing with alt so we can all bask in his hidden insights that we are NOT allowed to share.

And here's the source link:
oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.
November 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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/3 I am informed it’s normal to get more intolerant as I get older and I think I am absolutely getting less tolerant of other people’s absolute bullshit.
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The right's obsession with SNAP recipients buying popsicles is a modern version of a centuries-old tradition of scolding the poor for what they eat. It mimics verbatim Victorian complaints about the poor indulging in tea and sugar, mistaking consumption as a cause of poverty instead of a symptom.
POP(SICLE) PSYCHOLOGY | Gin and Tacos
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November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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"Elderly progressives sustaining themselves on rage-fumes" is deeply upsetting but also kind of badass.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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It is readily apparent that most lawmakers in the United States have never been poor; do not know any poor people; have never actually had a conversation with a poor person; and have no clear understanding of how poverty actually affects people’s health and opportunities.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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“The starvation will continue until morale… actually, fuck morale. Let’s just continue the starvation.”
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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American mainstream political media operates under the belief that whichever candidate or party wins the majority of white voters holds the mandate, regardless of whether that candidate or party wins the election.
Trump won in 2024 by 1.5%pts and the press acted like he got a mandate to be god-emperor, can’t wait for them to be dismissive of victories in places the Democratic Party hasn’t won in 20 years
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM