Keith Urban Planning Commission
@kja.bsky.social
Not the former Columbus Crew defender. 38-jump chump. Thad Stevens/Henry Wallace stan account. He/hij/lui
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like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
uhhh yeah I can see why these childcare properties weren't eager to let in some rando dudes asking "where are the kids?"
January 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
like 75% of dem messaging right now should be “the party led by epsteins best friend is breaking into pre-k childcare centers so they can record your toddlers and put the videos on internet”
I support any mayor who brings Hidalgo Thought to the US
Despite what we are often told, this line from Mamdani’s inauguration speech is what true pragmatism actually looks like:
“Beginning today, we will govern expansively and audaciously. We may not always succeed. But never will we be accused of lacking the courage to try.”
“Beginning today, we will govern expansively and audaciously. We may not always succeed. But never will we be accused of lacking the courage to try.”
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I support any mayor who brings Hidalgo Thought to the US
Merry New Year!
a man in a suit is sitting on a couch next to a man in a poncho .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting on a couch next to a man in a poncho .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Merry New Year!
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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This is called resource consolidation, and if you're not familiar with the concept you should look it up and see what it immediately precedes
"What a year for the ultra wealthy. The world’s 500 richest people added a record $2.2 trillion to their collective fortunes in 2025’s… booming markets, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. And about a quarter of this year’s gains went to just eight billionaires.” — Bloomberg Morning Brief
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is called resource consolidation, and if you're not familiar with the concept you should look it up and see what it immediately precedes
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Gill makes CNN's (and NYT's) pictures of the year. www.cnn.com/interactive/...
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Gill makes CNN's (and NYT's) pictures of the year. www.cnn.com/interactive/...
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Disney is saddened at the passing of Isiah Whitlock Jr, who was in other stuff too. In lieu of flowers family asks you not run the catchphrase into the ground too much.
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Disney is saddened at the passing of Isiah Whitlock Jr, who was in other stuff too. In lieu of flowers family asks you not run the catchphrase into the ground too much.
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By this standard the NSDAP was fine until 1933
She helped pass a bill—which is 100% part of liberalism. Maybe you don’t like the bill. Maybe the bill will hurt some people and have bad outcomes. But that’s part of liberal democracy.
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
By this standard the NSDAP was fine until 1933
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ICE wants to open a concentration camp in my town and I’m going to a Town Hall to tell the people who want it there to suck my dick
December 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ICE wants to open a concentration camp in my town and I’m going to a Town Hall to tell the people who want it there to suck my dick
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me: I'm so pissed at democrats for not fighting republicans hard enough
liberals: well perhaps you'd be more comfortable on republican dot republican, the republican website, eh, you old republican?
liberals: well perhaps you'd be more comfortable on republican dot republican, the republican website, eh, you old republican?
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
me: I'm so pissed at democrats for not fighting republicans hard enough
liberals: well perhaps you'd be more comfortable on republican dot republican, the republican website, eh, you old republican?
liberals: well perhaps you'd be more comfortable on republican dot republican, the republican website, eh, you old republican?
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I used my research skills to assist the DC Bar to get the corrupt J20 prosecutor suspended from practicing law. It would have been better if she was disbarred but any accountability for a prosecutor is super rare. I also helped get an article published about our work on this case.
Reply or quote with something good you did for your friends or community this year! 😊👇
I've been saying this to @distributeaid.org's major donors in our end of year emails, but we all really aught to be highlighting the good that we do.
It's not a brag, it's an example to others and normalizes helping your community. 😊
It's not a brag, it's an example to others and normalizes helping your community. 😊
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I used my research skills to assist the DC Bar to get the corrupt J20 prosecutor suspended from practicing law. It would have been better if she was disbarred but any accountability for a prosecutor is super rare. I also helped get an article published about our work on this case.
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All of this might have still fallen up short anyway, sure. But it was a choice to not even try.
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
All of this might have still fallen up short anyway, sure. But it was a choice to not even try.
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In addition to the cultural vandalism, losing the Cohen Building would mean a loss of crucial capacity for public good. “Hey, we need more HHS layoffs, there’s no office space!”
And this building, like the Switzer across the street, was the subject of extensive, pricy renovations ~12 years ago.
And this building, like the Switzer across the street, was the subject of extensive, pricy renovations ~12 years ago.
This month's 11th Hour column in the print New Republic is about Trump's threatened sale of the Wilbur J. Cohen Federal Building, the "Sistine Chapel of the New Deal." We have since learned Trump is preparing to bypass the GSA and demolish it before sale. Please spread the word.
December 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
In addition to the cultural vandalism, losing the Cohen Building would mean a loss of crucial capacity for public good. “Hey, we need more HHS layoffs, there’s no office space!”
And this building, like the Switzer across the street, was the subject of extensive, pricy renovations ~12 years ago.
And this building, like the Switzer across the street, was the subject of extensive, pricy renovations ~12 years ago.
Whenever I meet a new German: "Tell me about the meat hedgehogs."
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/met...
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/met...
Meet the Mettigel, Germany's Hedgehog Sculpted From Meat
Now a cult-favorite party food, hedgehog-shaped snacks have a long history in Europe.
www.atlasobscura.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Whenever I meet a new German: "Tell me about the meat hedgehogs."
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/met...
www.atlasobscura.com/articles/met...
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Something seriously wrong with Republicans
December 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Something seriously wrong with Republicans
Learning new Dutch words:
English: "It's malic acid. 'Malic' meaning 'pertaining to apples', from the Latin 'malum', meaning 'apple'."
NL: "Applesour"
English: "It's malic acid. 'Malic' meaning 'pertaining to apples', from the Latin 'malum', meaning 'apple'."
NL: "Applesour"
Wetenschappers in de VS zetten CO2 met succes om in appelzuur, smaakstof voor snoep en wijn
Wetenschappers in de VS zetten CO2 met succes om in appelzuur, smaakstof voor snoep en wijn
www.volkskrant.nl
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Learning new Dutch words:
English: "It's malic acid. 'Malic' meaning 'pertaining to apples', from the Latin 'malum', meaning 'apple'."
NL: "Applesour"
English: "It's malic acid. 'Malic' meaning 'pertaining to apples', from the Latin 'malum', meaning 'apple'."
NL: "Applesour"
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this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
this photo was going viral on here like an hour before Charlie Kirk got shot and now that the dust has settled somewhat it’s time to revisit how funny this is
Structurally deficient Christmas stockings
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Structurally deficient Christmas stockings
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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concentration camps.
ICE documents reveal plan to hold 80,000 immigrants in warehouses
The Trump administration wants to build seven large-scale deportation hubs to speed up deportations, internal ICE documents show.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
concentration camps.
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
Wonderful idea, sir! I'm sure this will work out well for everyone involved!
Verontwaardiging in Israël: Netanyahu geeft zichzelf de leiding over onderzoek Hamas-aanval
Verontwaardiging in Israël: Netanyahu geeft zichzelf de leiding over onderzoek Hamas-aanval
www.volkskrant.nl
December 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Wonderful idea, sir! I'm sure this will work out well for everyone involved!
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Breaking: Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret kansasreflector.com/2025/11/11/m...
Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret • Kansas Reflector
A handful of county-level officials who were involved in a small-town Kansas newspaper raid in 2023 will pay a cumulative $3 million to three journalists and a city councilor.
kansasreflector.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Breaking: Marion County agrees to pay out $3M for newspaper raid, express regret kansasreflector.com/2025/11/11/m...
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5