Kizik Coyote
@kizik.bsky.social
Cheese | Geology | Fleabag Photographer | HEMA Saber/Longsword | He/Him | Ace of ❤️ | 33 | 18+ NSFWish | Icon @prismpaws.bsky.social | Banner @nicnak044.bsky.social
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Kizik Coyote
@kizik.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Intro. Hey I'm Kizik though folks call me Kizzy. I work in artisan cheese as an affineur. In my freetime I like to swing swords, take pictures, and any time spent outside is worthwhile! I paint a little, but that's really just for me.
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📸 Me!
🎨 @kriscritter.bsky.social @notcoffee.bsky.social
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it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
The PriceMaster (full version)
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February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced
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they’re doing this to me tomorrow
February 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
they’re doing this to me tomorrow
There you go, Boston. You can have a touchdown, and a Meal Diamond bah bah bah.
Now back to the Seahawks.
Now back to the Seahawks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
There you go, Boston. You can have a touchdown, and a Meal Diamond bah bah bah.
Now back to the Seahawks.
Now back to the Seahawks.
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I think the Seahawks should just keep getting field goals so we can see more of Blitz cause he's hot
Like so hot
Like so hot
a seahawks mascot is laying on the field with a referee in the background
ALT: a seahawks mascot is laying on the field with a referee in the background
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February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I think the Seahawks should just keep getting field goals so we can see more of Blitz cause he's hot
Like so hot
Like so hot
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Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
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they have one point
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
they have one point
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
I don't want to hear commentary, I don't want to hear a drone.
I want to hear fucking skis on snow.
I want to hear fucking skis on snow.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I don't want to hear commentary, I don't want to hear a drone.
I want to hear fucking skis on snow.
I want to hear fucking skis on snow.
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
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February 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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So data centers in space huh. Yeah that's really the gameplan, hombre? Okay... I mean the speed of light IS pretty fast...
youtu.be/X8ataCPyiik?...
youtu.be/X8ataCPyiik?...
Avenue 5: What Is They Saying? (Season 1 Episode 2 Clip) | HBO
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February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
So data centers in space huh. Yeah that's really the gameplan, hombre? Okay... I mean the speed of light IS pretty fast...
youtu.be/X8ataCPyiik?...
youtu.be/X8ataCPyiik?...
What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Beothers sounds like a parody of what humans sound like when they sing.
When I want to make fun of a song I'll sing it the way Michael McDonald sings on that track. And I realize that that is entirely on me. But I just can't take that song remotely seriously.
When I want to make fun of a song I'll sing it the way Michael McDonald sings on that track. And I realize that that is entirely on me. But I just can't take that song remotely seriously.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
What a Fool Believes by The Doobie Beothers sounds like a parody of what humans sound like when they sing.
When I want to make fun of a song I'll sing it the way Michael McDonald sings on that track. And I realize that that is entirely on me. But I just can't take that song remotely seriously.
When I want to make fun of a song I'll sing it the way Michael McDonald sings on that track. And I realize that that is entirely on me. But I just can't take that song remotely seriously.
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tysm united airlines. printing out my boarding pass on my home printer and carrying it in my pocket IS the type of thing an illiterate caveman would want to do! it's a great deal easier to use an app in order to view a confirmation so I can receive a text with a PDF that won't open <3 <3
February 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
tysm united airlines. printing out my boarding pass on my home printer and carrying it in my pocket IS the type of thing an illiterate caveman would want to do! it's a great deal easier to use an app in order to view a confirmation so I can receive a text with a PDF that won't open <3 <3
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Be sure to check your nuggets for foxes
February 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Be sure to check your nuggets for foxes
You know... I'm looking at my taxes... Between getting lay off, and the broken arm. I actually had a pretty fucked up year.....
Huh...
Huh...
February 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
You know... I'm looking at my taxes... Between getting lay off, and the broken arm. I actually had a pretty fucked up year.....
Huh...
Huh...
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super super belated christmas gift for @kriscritter.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
super super belated christmas gift for @kriscritter.bsky.social
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February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Quizzically
"... You think the carpet pissers did this?"
"... You think the carpet pissers did this?"
February 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Quizzically
"... You think the carpet pissers did this?"
"... You think the carpet pissers did this?"
Weather app: "Highs in the teens, low in high single digits"
Also weather app: "Fuck you, It's -6°F"
Also weather app: "Fuck you, It's -6°F"
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Weather app: "Highs in the teens, low in high single digits"
Also weather app: "Fuck you, It's -6°F"
Also weather app: "Fuck you, It's -6°F"
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Some musing about au Marks armor redesign
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Some musing about au Marks armor redesign