Matt
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"Eat well, crap well, and sleep well. You can solve most of life's problems with those simple steps."
this mf took however many millions of years to evolve out of the sea then was like "nah fuck this shit" and turned right around
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
this mf took however many millions of years to evolve out of the sea then was like "nah fuck this shit" and turned right around
does youtube know that Korea and Japan are different countries
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
does youtube know that Korea and Japan are different countries
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
why did the super bowl coverage shout out beyonce's husband but not beyonce
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
why did the super bowl coverage shout out beyonce's husband but not beyonce
imagine going back in time and telling '90s white women that in the future folks will be getting potentially life-threatening surgery to make their butts bigger
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
imagine going back in time and telling '90s white women that in the future folks will be getting potentially life-threatening surgery to make their butts bigger
whose clever is was """long weekends"""? someone without kids i assume
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
whose clever is was """long weekends"""? someone without kids i assume
"How old is your little one?"
[say literally any number]
"Ohhh, yeah that's a tough age but don't worry, it gets easier when they get older"
[say literally any number]
"Ohhh, yeah that's a tough age but don't worry, it gets easier when they get older"
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
"How old is your little one?"
[say literally any number]
"Ohhh, yeah that's a tough age but don't worry, it gets easier when they get older"
[say literally any number]
"Ohhh, yeah that's a tough age but don't worry, it gets easier when they get older"
does parenting ever actually "get easier when they're older" or is that just a thing people say
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
does parenting ever actually "get easier when they're older" or is that just a thing people say
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are the animals in Maisy children or adults
February 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
are the animals in Maisy children or adults
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In case you're not aware, to get a entertainment / performance visa to the US requires being able to show you're bringing something into the US that rhe country can't produce by itself.
Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth
Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth
Numerous metal / rock festivals in the US have had to be cancelled over the last 9 months due to it becoming increasingly difficult for European bands to get entertainment visas.
Now, that's surely not an issue for an act as big as Queen, but, to hear Sir Brian saying "nope" is also quite a thing.
Now, that's surely not an issue for an act as big as Queen, but, to hear Sir Brian saying "nope" is also quite a thing.
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
In case you're not aware, to get a entertainment / performance visa to the US requires being able to show you're bringing something into the US that rhe country can't produce by itself.
Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth
Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth
I also need to find a good, affordable way to print CD and DVD cover inserts, if anyone has ideas 🤔
(Yes, I uncovered an old wallet full of discs I want to re-case, but the inserts are long long gone)
(Yes, I uncovered an old wallet full of discs I want to re-case, but the inserts are long long gone)
February 1, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I also need to find a good, affordable way to print CD and DVD cover inserts, if anyone has ideas 🤔
(Yes, I uncovered an old wallet full of discs I want to re-case, but the inserts are long long gone)
(Yes, I uncovered an old wallet full of discs I want to re-case, but the inserts are long long gone)
good to know! I was thinking it might have to come to that.
February 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
good to know! I was thinking it might have to come to that.
so empty DVD and jewel cases are hard to find in 2026,huh? 😭
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 AM
so empty DVD and jewel cases are hard to find in 2026,huh? 😭
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ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of ‘26:
• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos
They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos
They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
January 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of ‘26:
• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos
They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos
They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
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A small Best Foods mayonnaise has gone up 44% in 4 years #ThanksLuxon
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
A small Best Foods mayonnaise has gone up 44% in 4 years #ThanksLuxon
woolworths bricks pushing new limits of taking the piss
January 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
woolworths bricks pushing new limits of taking the piss
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ALSO it cannot be stated enough that whenever the Greens have spoken/do speak about the environment, we're called tree-hugging loonies who can't be taken seriously! It's almost like the rich and powerful just want to shut down any critique of the status quo ...
Another trope I've heard a couple of times recently is that "the Greens used to be the party of environmentalism ...and they should go back to being just that"
...despite the fact we've more than doubled our number of MPs in that time 🤔
...despite the fact we've more than doubled our number of MPs in that time 🤔
Literally thinking about this in the NZ context today, why is it always "the Greens should try to appeal to dairy farmers and people who drive Humvees" and not "NZ First should try to appeal to people who went to university and believe in human rights"
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 AM
ALSO it cannot be stated enough that whenever the Greens have spoken/do speak about the environment, we're called tree-hugging loonies who can't be taken seriously! It's almost like the rich and powerful just want to shut down any critique of the status quo ...