Matt
@kiwimatt.bsky.social
"Eat well, crap well, and sleep well. You can solve most of life's problems with those simple steps."
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
why did the super bowl coverage shout out beyonce's husband but not beyonce
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
why did the super bowl coverage shout out beyonce's husband but not beyonce
imagine going back in time and telling '90s white women that in the future folks will be getting potentially life-threatening surgery to make their butts bigger
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 PM
imagine going back in time and telling '90s white women that in the future folks will be getting potentially life-threatening surgery to make their butts bigger
whose clever is was """long weekends"""? someone without kids i assume
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
whose clever is was """long weekends"""? someone without kids i assume
does parenting ever actually "get easier when they're older" or is that just a thing people say
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
does parenting ever actually "get easier when they're older" or is that just a thing people say
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are the animals in Maisy children or adults
February 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
are the animals in Maisy children or adults
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In case you're not aware, to get a entertainment / performance visa to the US requires being able to show you're bringing something into the US that rhe country can't produce by itself.
Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth
Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth
Numerous metal / rock festivals in the US have had to be cancelled over the last 9 months due to it becoming increasingly difficult for European bands to get entertainment visas.
Now, that's surely not an issue for an act as big as Queen, but, to hear Sir Brian saying "nope" is also quite a thing.
Now, that's surely not an issue for an act as big as Queen, but, to hear Sir Brian saying "nope" is also quite a thing.
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
In case you're not aware, to get a entertainment / performance visa to the US requires being able to show you're bringing something into the US that rhe country can't produce by itself.
Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth
Mull that around. You may be a respected European metal band, yet, some ICE brown shirt gets to decide your worth
so empty DVD and jewel cases are hard to find in 2026,huh? 😭
February 1, 2026 at 7:09 AM
so empty DVD and jewel cases are hard to find in 2026,huh? 😭
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ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of ‘26:
• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos
They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos
They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
January 26, 2026 at 8:57 PM
ICE has killed 9 folks in the first 26 days of ‘26:
• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos
They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
• Alex Pretti
• Renee Good
• Keith Porter
• Heber Sanchaz Domínguez
• Victor Manuel Diaz
• Parady La
• Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz
• Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres
• Geraldo Lunas Campos
They all deserve justice. And for us to remember their names.
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A small Best Foods mayonnaise has gone up 44% in 4 years #ThanksLuxon
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
A small Best Foods mayonnaise has gone up 44% in 4 years #ThanksLuxon
woolworths bricks pushing new limits of taking the piss
January 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
woolworths bricks pushing new limits of taking the piss
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ALSO it cannot be stated enough that whenever the Greens have spoken/do speak about the environment, we're called tree-hugging loonies who can't be taken seriously! It's almost like the rich and powerful just want to shut down any critique of the status quo ...
Another trope I've heard a couple of times recently is that "the Greens used to be the party of environmentalism ...and they should go back to being just that"
...despite the fact we've more than doubled our number of MPs in that time 🤔
...despite the fact we've more than doubled our number of MPs in that time 🤔
Literally thinking about this in the NZ context today, why is it always "the Greens should try to appeal to dairy farmers and people who drive Humvees" and not "NZ First should try to appeal to people who went to university and believe in human rights"
January 27, 2026 at 10:05 AM
ALSO it cannot be stated enough that whenever the Greens have spoken/do speak about the environment, we're called tree-hugging loonies who can't be taken seriously! It's almost like the rich and powerful just want to shut down any critique of the status quo ...
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A little late getting this finished, but here are my top five games of 2025!
feat. @powerwashsimulator.co.uk, @devolverdigital.com, @square-enix-games.com, @wadjeteyegames.bsky.social, @gungho-america.bsky.social
yeahnahgaming.co.nz/matts-top-fi...
feat. @powerwashsimulator.co.uk, @devolverdigital.com, @square-enix-games.com, @wadjeteyegames.bsky.social, @gungho-america.bsky.social
yeahnahgaming.co.nz/matts-top-fi...
Matt's Top Five Games of 2025 - Yeah Nah Gaming
2025 has been and gone, dropping a whole bunch of excellent games on us in the process—and making it very tough to cull a shortlist to just five.
yeahnahgaming.co.nz
January 24, 2026 at 1:16 AM
A little late getting this finished, but here are my top five games of 2025!
feat. @powerwashsimulator.co.uk, @devolverdigital.com, @square-enix-games.com, @wadjeteyegames.bsky.social, @gungho-america.bsky.social
yeahnahgaming.co.nz/matts-top-fi...
feat. @powerwashsimulator.co.uk, @devolverdigital.com, @square-enix-games.com, @wadjeteyegames.bsky.social, @gungho-america.bsky.social
yeahnahgaming.co.nz/matts-top-fi...
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Pascal's wager is the dumbest shit.
You think an allegedly omnipotent god isn't gonna see through the fact that the full extent of your apparent belief is just hedging bets?
You think an allegedly omnipotent god isn't gonna see through the fact that the full extent of your apparent belief is just hedging bets?
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Pascal's wager is the dumbest shit.
You think an allegedly omnipotent god isn't gonna see through the fact that the full extent of your apparent belief is just hedging bets?
You think an allegedly omnipotent god isn't gonna see through the fact that the full extent of your apparent belief is just hedging bets?
do muricans understand how cringe it is to sing a national anthem at a local competition?
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
do muricans understand how cringe it is to sing a national anthem at a local competition?
I just got an email from LiveJournal (it's still around) wishing me a 21st LiveJournal birthday.
Guess I'll start investigating rest homes in the morning.
Guess I'll start investigating rest homes in the morning.
January 25, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I just got an email from LiveJournal (it's still around) wishing me a 21st LiveJournal birthday.
Guess I'll start investigating rest homes in the morning.
Guess I'll start investigating rest homes in the morning.