Kittijo
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you made me more gay.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day you made me more gay.
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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i think about this every single time that i flag a cop on waze. funniest brand interaction i've ever had
April 18, 2024 at 1:53 PM
i think about this every single time that i flag a cop on waze. funniest brand interaction i've ever had
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robot girl who suspends her estrogen in motor oil
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
robot girl who suspends her estrogen in motor oil
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I'll find the method to Yokotaro my way into a kind of Revolutionary Yami Maho Shojo
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'll find the method to Yokotaro my way into a kind of Revolutionary Yami Maho Shojo
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this is what it's like, yeah.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 AM
this is what it's like, yeah.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
is this good
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posting is really like being in one big improv troupe only that a lot of the members suck at improv. so yeah basically a normal improv troupe
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
posting is really like being in one big improv troupe only that a lot of the members suck at improv. so yeah basically a normal improv troupe
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
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Don't get too excited about the release of the Epstein files. By law, anything about underage victims will not be released, so there will be nothing about anyone abusing 15-year-olds. The pedophiles are being protected because the victims are being protected.
two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
ALT: two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Don't get too excited about the release of the Epstein files. By law, anything about underage victims will not be released, so there will be nothing about anyone abusing 15-year-olds. The pedophiles are being protected because the victims are being protected.
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BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
BREAKING: Federal judge rejects DOJ's effort to subpoena the names and medical records of children who have received gender-affirming medical care from the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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my honest reaction when people propagate harmful disinformation about the cost and availability of critical life saving medicine
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
my honest reaction when people propagate harmful disinformation about the cost and availability of critical life saving medicine
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the "set up fee" here is enough for multiple years worth of hrt and they don't even include medication. unreal
please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
the "set up fee" here is enough for multiple years worth of hrt and they don't even include medication. unreal
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Trump keeps saying the Democrats were Epstein’s close friends not him and the Republicans.
The data disproves that. Trump must have made a rare mistake. He would NEVER LIE of course!
The data disproves that. Trump must have made a rare mistake. He would NEVER LIE of course!
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Trump keeps saying the Democrats were Epstein’s close friends not him and the Republicans.
The data disproves that. Trump must have made a rare mistake. He would NEVER LIE of course!
The data disproves that. Trump must have made a rare mistake. He would NEVER LIE of course!
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Man Unsure How To Get Old Lady Smell Out Of Hood Of Car https://theonion.com/man-unsure-how-to-get-old-lady-smell-out-of-hood-of-car/
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Man Unsure How To Get Old Lady Smell Out Of Hood Of Car https://theonion.com/man-unsure-how-to-get-old-lady-smell-out-of-hood-of-car/
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Handsome wee guy 🐱
November 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Handsome wee guy 🐱
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fellas is it a problematic age gap to be in a t4t relationship with a childhood friend if one person transitioned 7 years ago and the other started earlier this year
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 PM
fellas is it a problematic age gap to be in a t4t relationship with a childhood friend if one person transitioned 7 years ago and the other started earlier this year