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@kirtsiders.bsky.social
Not like this... Not like this.
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I’m fine conceding that a bunch of nebulously incriminating Epstein statements do not a story make, but in that case neither does the Biden Parkinson’s nonsense, or literally any component of the various Clinton/Wikileaks pseudo-scandals, or tons of other right-wing stuff the paper has laundered
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I’m fine conceding that a bunch of nebulously incriminating Epstein statements do not a story make, but in that case neither does the Biden Parkinson’s nonsense, or literally any component of the various Clinton/Wikileaks pseudo-scandals, or tons of other right-wing stuff the paper has laundered
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The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
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*deep breath*
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*deep breath*
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
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Congrats to all the Democratic winners tonight!
Join the fun - we need candidates for local office in 2026!
@alamedacodem.bsky.social is hosting a free candidate training this Saturday in Hayward. Sign up at www.mobilize.us/cadems/event... 🌊🌊🌊
Join the fun - we need candidates for local office in 2026!
@alamedacodem.bsky.social is hosting a free candidate training this Saturday in Hayward. Sign up at www.mobilize.us/cadems/event... 🌊🌊🌊
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Congrats to all the Democratic winners tonight!
Join the fun - we need candidates for local office in 2026!
@alamedacodem.bsky.social is hosting a free candidate training this Saturday in Hayward. Sign up at www.mobilize.us/cadems/event... 🌊🌊🌊
Join the fun - we need candidates for local office in 2026!
@alamedacodem.bsky.social is hosting a free candidate training this Saturday in Hayward. Sign up at www.mobilize.us/cadems/event... 🌊🌊🌊
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How best to sooth a crying toddler? A dog, of course. Ran across this recently...
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
How best to sooth a crying toddler? A dog, of course. Ran across this recently...
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Folks, Jordan Wood is running for the U.S. Senate in Maine in 2026.
He’s a Democrat. He’s 36 years old. He’s a progressive.
His campaign emphasizes anti-corruption, standing up against corporations and wealth, and pro-democracy reform.
Check him out…
@jordanwood.bsky.social
He’s a Democrat. He’s 36 years old. He’s a progressive.
His campaign emphasizes anti-corruption, standing up against corporations and wealth, and pro-democracy reform.
Check him out…
@jordanwood.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Folks, Jordan Wood is running for the U.S. Senate in Maine in 2026.
He’s a Democrat. He’s 36 years old. He’s a progressive.
His campaign emphasizes anti-corruption, standing up against corporations and wealth, and pro-democracy reform.
Check him out…
@jordanwood.bsky.social
He’s a Democrat. He’s 36 years old. He’s a progressive.
His campaign emphasizes anti-corruption, standing up against corporations and wealth, and pro-democracy reform.
Check him out…
@jordanwood.bsky.social
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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By law it's required to be visible from outside, usually under the windshield near the bottom on driver side
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
By law it's required to be visible from outside, usually under the windshield near the bottom on driver side
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
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Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino is set to appear before U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis.
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino, Who Fired Tear Gas at Little Village Crowd, Set to Face Federal Judge
U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis ordered Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino to appear in her courtroom at the Dirksen Federal Building in downtown Chicago at 10 a.m. Tuesday.
news.wttw.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino is set to appear before U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis.
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
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Centrists and progressives are both lost in the same delusion: that by delivering specific policy proposals or outcomes, you can change your political fortunes.
And then when it fails, they argue a corollary: people didn’t support us, so clearly we did not deliver the right proposals or outcomes.
And then when it fails, they argue a corollary: people didn’t support us, so clearly we did not deliver the right proposals or outcomes.
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Centrists and progressives are both lost in the same delusion: that by delivering specific policy proposals or outcomes, you can change your political fortunes.
And then when it fails, they argue a corollary: people didn’t support us, so clearly we did not deliver the right proposals or outcomes.
And then when it fails, they argue a corollary: people didn’t support us, so clearly we did not deliver the right proposals or outcomes.
He's underwater with *white people*? This is unsurvivable, if true. No Republican can exist if they're functionally tied with *white people*. Those are catastrophe numbers.
NEW Economist/YouGov
Net job approval for Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among...
White Americans +17 | -2
Hispanic Americans -5 | -36
Black Americans -31 | -76
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Net job approval for Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among...
White Americans +17 | -2
Hispanic Americans -5 | -36
Black Americans -31 | -76
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He's underwater with *white people*? This is unsurvivable, if true. No Republican can exist if they're functionally tied with *white people*. Those are catastrophe numbers.
Minus *sixty* with Zoomers? That's an approval of no more than 20%. That's a bloodbath. That's Saddam Hussein numbers.
NEW Economist/YouGov
Net job approval for Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -54
30-44: -1 | -20
45-64: +15 | 0
65+: -1 | -12
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
Net job approval for Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -54
30-44: -1 | -20
45-64: +15 | 0
65+: -1 | -12
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...
October 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Minus *sixty* with Zoomers? That's an approval of no more than 20%. That's a bloodbath. That's Saddam Hussein numbers.
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Hey, Brett, lemme just lay out my credentials here: I was a U.S. Army officer for 21 years. During that time, I contributed to two revisions of Army Regulation 670-1 (Wear and Appearance of Army Uniforms and Insignia).
Both time, there were dudes just like you in the room making that argument. 1/
Both time, there were dudes just like you in the room making that argument. 1/
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey, Brett, lemme just lay out my credentials here: I was a U.S. Army officer for 21 years. During that time, I contributed to two revisions of Army Regulation 670-1 (Wear and Appearance of Army Uniforms and Insignia).
Both time, there were dudes just like you in the room making that argument. 1/
Both time, there were dudes just like you in the room making that argument. 1/
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"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
October 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
*opens manilla envelope*
... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...
*slides 8x10 photo across table*
... you wore the tutti frutti
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i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
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Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing?
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing?
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
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What the fucking FUCK
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
What the fucking FUCK
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TGI(stfu)F. Learn the script.
October 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
TGI(stfu)F. Learn the script.