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Not like this... Not like this.
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You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.

Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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A mountain lion was spotted on video in San Francisco overnight Sunday and may still be at large in the city, S.F. Animal Care and Control said on Monday.
January 27, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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sorry i'm just like both baffled and annoyed. guy sweating at two buttons memes but the buttons are "we need to hire more humanities people and ethicists at the stem companies" and "we should make fun of humanities people for getting hired at the stem companies"
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 24, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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January is crap. It's cold, everyone's ill. For the self-employed that's compounded by a tax bill being due.

Me? I'm also anxiously waiting about a book proposal. It's making me fed up.

But I just got my PLR statement. It's not much. But it's more than I've ever got before. God bless libraries.
January 20, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Lol. LMAO.
North Carolina - Senate Polling:

🔵 Cooper: 48%
🔴 Whatley: 24%

TIPP / Jan 16, 2026
January 20, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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WHAT THE FUCK
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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It's bring your own bucket for popcorn day at Cinemark theaters. Perfect for the 4.5 hour extend edition of Return of the King!! 🙌
January 18, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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This is light-hearted and doesn't touch on cases of fuckaroundits, but maybe it'll spark joy. Mid 90s local PBS.

youtu.be/oiSzwoJr4-0
How To Talk Minnesotan | Full Length Film
YouTube video by Twin Cities PBS
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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hi from Minneapolis. these folks are catastrophically overthinking it; the immediate need when agents hit a block is for people that speak *any* language to know it's not safe to go out. that need is far more pressing than whatever this infantilizing "actually it's racist to make noise" shit is.
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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nobody is allowed to argue with him online until the Twin Cities are safe, this is mission critical
January 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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My last two shots before my world went dark.
January 17, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children.

www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
www.theguardian.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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I’m gonna say it: it’s stupid how psychotic people get when birthrates are discussed. If you scream at and shout down anyone who isn’t a handmaids tale type when the subject comes up, then the policy space is going to be dominated by them, for what’s clearly going to be a consequential issue.
January 13, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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He will try, this is serious, we must be ready. But he will not simply cancel the election. In fact, the outcome of the election will shape the terrain of the extra-constitutional fight that will follow
January 17, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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ICE List Wiki
wiki.icelist.is
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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“Théoden no longer recognizes friend from foe. Not even his own kin. Saruman has poisoned the mind of the king and claimed lordship over these lands.”

I feel you, Éomer
January 17, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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DHS employees entered our store this afternoon and served us a Notice of Inspection, demanding copies of I9 forms for each employee.

In 27 years as shopkeepers, we have never been subjected to this type of investigation.
January 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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Oh man. So deeply true. Genuinely my first real web home when I finally had Real Internet on my own. And I was reading those books YEARS before that!
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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It’ll be dangerously cold this weekend in the Twin Cities. Windchills will reach -20°. With how violently ICE is grabbing people, they might not be dressed for the weather, especially if ICE keeps dumping people miles from their home or car without their phone. Frostbite hits quickly at these temps.
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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