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Not like this... Not like this.
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It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Today's volcano Hayli Gubbi (Ethiopia) eruption seen from space
November 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Anyway, thanks to my friend M for introducing me to this passage from Mere Christianity. I will be citing it in the future.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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no one has even bothered trying to convince us there’s a threat from Venezuela. no weapons of mass destruction. nothing. just a war of choice because why not.
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.

Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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wait sorry do you not think russia is bombing ukranian hospitals

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian...
Russian strikes on hospitals during the Russian invasion of Ukraine - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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This whole subreddit is quite the read right now, but the megathread on premium/deductible increases is WILD.
From the HealthInsurance community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the HealthInsurance community
www.reddit.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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yeah but with this crowd like, the fact that it's inappropriate to swear/use explicit sexual references/advocate for overthrowing the government/get high at work is a problem for them. they believe everyone has a right to act counterculture 100% of the time in every context
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I’m fine conceding that a bunch of nebulously incriminating Epstein statements do not a story make, but in that case neither does the Biden Parkinson’s nonsense, or literally any component of the various Clinton/Wikileaks pseudo-scandals, or tons of other right-wing stuff the paper has laundered
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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*deep breath*

Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 years ago is a welcome sign of progress. Young people’s ignorance of how homophobic American society was 30 y
November 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Congrats to all the Democratic winners tonight!
Join the fun - we need candidates for local office in 2026!
@alamedacodem.bsky.social is hosting a free candidate training this Saturday in Hayward. Sign up at www.mobilize.us/cadems/event... 🌊🌊🌊
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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How best to sooth a crying toddler? A dog, of course. Ran across this recently...
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Folks, Jordan Wood is running for the U.S. Senate in Maine in 2026.
He’s a Democrat. He’s 36 years old. He’s a progressive.

His campaign emphasizes anti-corruption, standing up against corporations and wealth, and pro-democracy reform.

Check him out…
@jordanwood.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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By law it's required to be visible from outside, usually under the windshield near the bottom on driver side
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Greetings from the Dirksen federal courthouse, where Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino is set to appear before U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis.
What you need to know, for @wttw.bsky.social:
Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino, Who Fired Tear Gas at Little Village Crowd, Set to Face Federal Judge
U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis ordered Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino to appear in her courtroom at the Dirksen Federal Building in downtown Chicago at 10 a.m. Tuesday.
news.wttw.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Centrists and progressives are both lost in the same delusion: that by delivering specific policy proposals or outcomes, you can change your political fortunes.

And then when it fails, they argue a corollary: people didn’t support us, so clearly we did not deliver the right proposals or outcomes.
October 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
He's underwater with *white people*? This is unsurvivable, if true. No Republican can exist if they're functionally tied with *white people*. Those are catastrophe numbers.
NEW Economist/YouGov
Net job approval for Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among...
White Americans +17 | -2
Hispanic Americans -5 | -36
Black Americans -31 | -76
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October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Minus *sixty* with Zoomers? That's an approval of no more than 20%. That's a bloodbath. That's Saddam Hussein numbers.
NEW Economist/YouGov
Net job approval for Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -54
30-44: -1 | -20
45-64: +15 | 0
65+: -1 | -12
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October 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM