@kirstybrook.bsky.social
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Way to put out that fire, sir.
Trump just told reporters on Air Force One that he hasn’t ruled out a pardon for Ghislane Maxwell
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Way to put out that fire, sir.
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The UK has been one of our strongest allies til your boss effed that up. If you think Putin, Xi, & Orban will have your back, I suggest you use caution when walking by windows, sitting on planes, or frolicking on roofs.
November 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The UK has been one of our strongest allies til your boss effed that up. If you think Putin, Xi, & Orban will have your back, I suggest you use caution when walking by windows, sitting on planes, or frolicking on roofs.
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This unqualified imbecile is butt hurting because a growing base of our previously solid allies are refusing to share intelligence information with a rogue country who, led by a bigger imbecile and cabal of criminals defies human rights and is out to destroy dignity and respect of everyone.
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This unqualified imbecile is butt hurting because a growing base of our previously solid allies are refusing to share intelligence information with a rogue country who, led by a bigger imbecile and cabal of criminals defies human rights and is out to destroy dignity and respect of everyone.
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Brooke Rollins says on Newsmax SNAP participants will have to re-apply for the program.
Details are still unclear.
via Grace Yarrow for @politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Details are still unclear.
via Grace Yarrow for @politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Trump administration will require SNAP participants to reapply for benefits
The move is part of USDA chief Brooke Rollins’ effort to overhaul the nation’s largest anti-hunger program and get rid of “fraud.”
www.politico.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Brooke Rollins says on Newsmax SNAP participants will have to re-apply for the program.
Details are still unclear.
via Grace Yarrow for @politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Details are still unclear.
via Grace Yarrow for @politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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This will be the plan for exactly 5 minutes. Until a world leader says/does something that Trump hates and then it will be "IN THE NAME OF NATIONAL SECURITY, THERE IS NOW A 270% TARIFF ON ALL GOODS IMPORTED FROM LICHTENSTEIN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This will be the plan for exactly 5 minutes. Until a world leader says/does something that Trump hates and then it will be "IN THE NAME OF NATIONAL SECURITY, THERE IS NOW A 270% TARIFF ON ALL GOODS IMPORTED FROM LICHTENSTEIN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
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“Hooting the tooter”
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Hooting the tooter”
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
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Props to this guy.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Props to this guy.
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A priest is thrown to the ground and tied.
“This is wrong” he looks directly into Reuter’s camera as he says it.
“This is wrong” he looks directly into Reuter’s camera as he says it.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A priest is thrown to the ground and tied.
“This is wrong” he looks directly into Reuter’s camera as he says it.
“This is wrong” he looks directly into Reuter’s camera as he says it.
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I have complicated feelings on religion but it is very heartening to see a religious community stand up for what the religion purports to teach. In a world of “Jesus actually wants us to be rich and decadent” it’s almost weird to see “maybe we should care about the downtrodden”
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I have complicated feelings on religion but it is very heartening to see a religious community stand up for what the religion purports to teach. In a world of “Jesus actually wants us to be rich and decadent” it’s almost weird to see “maybe we should care about the downtrodden”
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NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
NYT EDITORIAL DESK
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
"did you do that Nuzzi profile?"
"sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy, just like you liked"
"you're correct, i did ask for that, now time to search for my name in the epstein emails"
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
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sometimes I think I’m still hip, I’m with it, and then I read something that makes me feel like I’m aging with every word
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
sometimes I think I’m still hip, I’m with it, and then I read something that makes me feel like I’m aging with every word
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Dieticians wont tell u this but french fries you eat in the car on your way home don’t count as part of the meal
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dieticians wont tell u this but french fries you eat in the car on your way home don’t count as part of the meal
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In this paragraph, we have a heartbreakingly bleak portrait of American society as it actually exists.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
In this paragraph, we have a heartbreakingly bleak portrait of American society as it actually exists.
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
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Perfect title for the Epstein emails TBH
I try my hardest to stop buying books but sometimes it is just too difficult.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Perfect title for the Epstein emails TBH
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One thing that always pisses me off is how Republicans are never held to their original defense of Trump.
“You said he wasn’t in the files so sorry you don’t get a new excuse now go fuck yourself.”
“You said he wasn’t in the files so sorry you don’t get a new excuse now go fuck yourself.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
One thing that always pisses me off is how Republicans are never held to their original defense of Trump.
“You said he wasn’t in the files so sorry you don’t get a new excuse now go fuck yourself.”
“You said he wasn’t in the files so sorry you don’t get a new excuse now go fuck yourself.”
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He’s on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
He’s on a mission from God.
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they discontinued pennies because you don't need to offer anything to people to tell you their thoughts anymore, and can't pay them enough to shut up
November 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
they discontinued pennies because you don't need to offer anything to people to tell you their thoughts anymore, and can't pay them enough to shut up
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MINOR
(I'm sorry)
(I'm sorry)
November 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MINOR
(I'm sorry)
(I'm sorry)
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my "not liable for boat murders" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
my "not liable for boat murders" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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Trump's got himself a situation alright.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Trump's got himself a situation alright.