Your feet, arms and back will be grateful

Your 3 Musketeers are our version of a Milky Way. I think your Milky Way is what we call a Mars bar. We may have to arrange an international candy swap!

It’s called a Milky Way here and they are quite delicious!

It’s a beautiful tribute Gonzo 🧡

Take all the time you need Gozo. We are all here for you 🧡

The UK has been one of our strongest allies til your boss effed that up. If you think Putin, Xi, & Orban will have your back, I suggest you use caution when walking by windows, sitting on planes, or frolicking on roofs.

This unqualified imbecile is butt hurting because a growing base of our previously solid allies are refusing to share intelligence information with a rogue country who, led by a bigger imbecile and cabal of criminals defies human rights and is out to destroy dignity and respect of everyone.

This will be the plan for exactly 5 minutes. Until a world leader says/does something that Trump hates and then it will be "IN THE NAME OF NATIONAL SECURITY, THERE IS NOW A 270% TARIFF ON ALL GOODS IMPORTED FROM LICHTENSTEIN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"

In 2023 an Australian parliamentary committee recommended a ban on gambling advertising during sports events. It’s now 2025.

“Hooting the tooter”

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

Props to this guy.

A priest is thrown to the ground and tied.

“This is wrong” he looks directly into Reuter’s camera as he says it.

I have complicated feelings on religion but it is very heartening to see a religious community stand up for what the religion purports to teach. In a world of “Jesus actually wants us to be rich and decadent” it’s almost weird to see “maybe we should care about the downtrodden”

The turkey 😂

I can never decide if my favorite season in Seattle is spring or autumn

I’m not sure if I want to know what it smelled like! I don’t think I’ve heard of 3 Muskateers before; I like my Musketeers to be French!

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