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kingkrab
@kingkrab.bsky.social
The fart in the echo chamber of Blue Sky Dot Com
Have you ever seen a tweet and thought, "i will think about this for the rest of my life"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Hello! Annoying news! I’ve been informed by work that due to an investor delay I am not going to be paid on time. I need to pay my rent and internet/phone and eat, so if you can give me a hand, I can pay you back in the next few weeks when my pay shows up. Thanks!

PP: @StellaSacco
CA: $sacc
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey does anyone remember my raison d'être ??
November 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
AWS needs to be broken up from Amazon so badly so there can start to be some real competition in the space.

Honestly there needs to be a brand new competitor that isn't tied to other products, like Google and Microsoft.
the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Unironically a home project like this has gotten me work. Granted, I also code. But many talented devs don't want to be bothered to learn docker and need DevOps to do it for them.
i feel like my experience running a local NAS / docker stack should count for something in job applications, don't even really care about pay at this point i just want to do some IT work to get experience i can show
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
China should just make another killer social app.
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Honestly "Same" is a hilarious response
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Whatever happens, all of it feels like a deeply cynical moment. It feels like the people in charge have simply decided that they no longer have any interest in the social contract.
so much is bad right now but the AI stuff in particular is making me insane. a desperate attempt to smother all human creative labor at an absurd cost to the planet by some of the most short-sighted, rapacious, and pathetic people who have ever lived
September 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Every time I wake up there's a new congresswoman named Rep. Bobbi Dumpster competing to grab the headlines by charcoal grilling roadkill, because Kamala Harris said something about roadkill 11 months ago. Bobbi is eating the roadkill with a big smile to trigger the libs
September 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
September 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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When a company is sufficiently financialized, its product stops being what it sells and the consumer stops being the people buying its product.

Its product becomes the promise of endless metastatic growth, and the consumer becomes its own CEO and those of investment firms.
October 24, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Do people not realize the Nobel Peace Prize is a sick joke and given to many war criminals?
July 8, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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The state, the political parties, liberal pundits, the media, theyre all echoing the same message: human life has gotten too expensive for capital's liking, and it needs a steep discount.
June 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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the "where are all the protests against trump" people became the "these protests against trump are bad optics" people so quickly you may have missed it
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month
May 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If you see this post a beach photo from your phone
April 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
just swallowed a tapioca whole against my will
March 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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There's no path back to liberalism. You can't rebuild the post-WW2 state without liquidating the ruling class, because they'll never give up any of the power they've arrogated now that they know how easy it is.
Either we rise as socialists or we die under fascism.
March 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Tech bros are completely unequipped to handle government work because tech startups aren't real and don't matter, unlike government jobs where people actually die if you fail at it
February 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes?
jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes
Jon Stewart asks why Democratic leaders think they need better messaging rather than better policies. House Leader Hakeem Jeffries replies their solution is "making the American people feel that we understand the pain that they've been in" — the exact thing Stewart was criticizing!
February 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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conservatives define anyone not forcefully advocating hunting the poor for sport as a "communist" and it'd be nice if liberals adapted their political strategies accordingly
February 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM