Kinetic Karma
@kinetickarma.bsky.social
Independent AF, Traveler, Survivor, Mountain Dweller, Wise Old Soul
There are two sides to Karma, which one you get depends on which path you choose. Choose wisely
There are two sides to Karma, which one you get depends on which path you choose. Choose wisely
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Kinetic Karma
@kinetickarma.bsky.social
· Aug 21
What the actual fuck?
~ Me, multiple times a day
~ Me, multiple times a day
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I do not like the mood I woke up in. I should go back to sleep & try again.
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I do not like the mood I woke up in. I should go back to sleep & try again.
Anyone know if any of those monk monasteries that are buried deep in the mountains with no access to the fucked up world outside are hiring?
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Anyone know if any of those monk monasteries that are buried deep in the mountains with no access to the fucked up world outside are hiring?
Dear Venezuela, don't take the bait.
They are building their own prison cells with every illegal strike. Justice for the murders will come and accountability will work itself out in the end.
He wants a war so he has an excuse to do the things he wants to do back home.
They are building their own prison cells with every illegal strike. Justice for the murders will come and accountability will work itself out in the end.
He wants a war so he has an excuse to do the things he wants to do back home.
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dear Venezuela, don't take the bait.
They are building their own prison cells with every illegal strike. Justice for the murders will come and accountability will work itself out in the end.
He wants a war so he has an excuse to do the things he wants to do back home.
They are building their own prison cells with every illegal strike. Justice for the murders will come and accountability will work itself out in the end.
He wants a war so he has an excuse to do the things he wants to do back home.
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They’re all so fucking confidently stupid…
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
They’re all so fucking confidently stupid…
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I may not have fuck you money, but I definitely have fuck you attitude.
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I may not have fuck you money, but I definitely have fuck you attitude.
Sometimes happiness is being alone in the quiet
December 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Sometimes happiness is being alone in the quiet
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the art of letting whoever think whatever
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
the art of letting whoever think whatever
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The bladder is the stupidest of all the organs.
December 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The bladder is the stupidest of all the organs.
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DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DID MY MIXTAPE MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
Empires fall. Or your wife colludes with a foreign government spy agency to kill you, steal your empire, take your money and run off with the VP
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Empires fall. Or your wife colludes with a foreign government spy agency to kill you, steal your empire, take your money and run off with the VP
I'm gonna go ahead and follow you . . . for now . . .
Don't make me regret it.
Don't make me regret it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I'm gonna go ahead and follow you . . . for now . . .
Don't make me regret it.
Don't make me regret it.
Plot twist: She likes you. But she doesn't like, like you.
Leave her alone
Leave her alone
December 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Plot twist: She likes you. But she doesn't like, like you.
Leave her alone
Leave her alone
The single greatest thing the American government could give to the people, is free education.
This would help our future more than any amount of money, tax breaks, or social programs ever could.
This would help our future more than any amount of money, tax breaks, or social programs ever could.
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The single greatest thing the American government could give to the people, is free education.
This would help our future more than any amount of money, tax breaks, or social programs ever could.
This would help our future more than any amount of money, tax breaks, or social programs ever could.
Im pretty sure King Kong sneaks into the office every day, blows up the bathroom and then leaves without even spraying.
Dick move Kong!
Dick move Kong!
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Im pretty sure King Kong sneaks into the office every day, blows up the bathroom and then leaves without even spraying.
Dick move Kong!
Dick move Kong!
I don't want to brag or anything, but I have a really big deck.
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I don't want to brag or anything, but I have a really big deck.
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people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
Need is a powerful word. More powerful than want.
For example: I NEED a remote controlled robot snowblower.
For example: I NEED a remote controlled robot snowblower.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Need is a powerful word. More powerful than want.
For example: I NEED a remote controlled robot snowblower.
For example: I NEED a remote controlled robot snowblower.
This year can we skip the whole thing where everybody posts the same pictures of the same Thanksgiving dinner?
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This year can we skip the whole thing where everybody posts the same pictures of the same Thanksgiving dinner?
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I really need some henchmen. I waste so much energy on trivialities
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I really need some henchmen. I waste so much energy on trivialities
Your online crush is probably an asshole in real life.
~ the more you know
~ the more you know
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Your online crush is probably an asshole in real life.
~ the more you know
~ the more you know
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I respond to compliments in pretty much the same way a demon would respond to being baptized
June 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I respond to compliments in pretty much the same way a demon would respond to being baptized
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Spatchcocking season is nearly upon us.
September 5, 2023 at 5:37 AM
Spatchcocking season is nearly upon us.
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Can't catch me! I'm caffeinated.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Can't catch me! I'm caffeinated.
AI?
Copilot-Routinely breaks more features than it helps
Grok-Coded to only say positive things about its masters because keeps telling the truth about its masters
Chat GPT-Continues to lie and make shit up
Claude-Actually getting dumber with time
Meta AI-Built to harvest your personal data
Copilot-Routinely breaks more features than it helps
Grok-Coded to only say positive things about its masters because keeps telling the truth about its masters
Chat GPT-Continues to lie and make shit up
Claude-Actually getting dumber with time
Meta AI-Built to harvest your personal data
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
AI?
Copilot-Routinely breaks more features than it helps
Grok-Coded to only say positive things about its masters because keeps telling the truth about its masters
Chat GPT-Continues to lie and make shit up
Claude-Actually getting dumber with time
Meta AI-Built to harvest your personal data
Copilot-Routinely breaks more features than it helps
Grok-Coded to only say positive things about its masters because keeps telling the truth about its masters
Chat GPT-Continues to lie and make shit up
Claude-Actually getting dumber with time
Meta AI-Built to harvest your personal data
Dear Canada and Mexico, just give us a couple of years to sort this shitshow out and correct our voting mistakes.
We still love you
Sincerely,
The sane Americans
We still love you
Sincerely,
The sane Americans
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Dear Canada and Mexico, just give us a couple of years to sort this shitshow out and correct our voting mistakes.
We still love you
Sincerely,
The sane Americans
We still love you
Sincerely,
The sane Americans