🎄 Kelly Kringle 🎄
@kellydf.bsky.social
Hi, I’m Kelly! She/her, 18+. I am trans and closeted (for safety), so if you think you know me IRL, you don’t.
Feel free to say hi or give me a follow!
Feel free to say hi or give me a follow!
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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
![Screenshot of an email:
Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rhtazgvloflondzburvubdft/bafkreids254lgwtdyd62paodq5ynb5tatkemp5l77ynw6udhshedj6pab4@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Basically the only reason everything is still going sort of okay in my life is that the people I talk to in real life can’t find me here. Cool idea though
v1.112 is live!
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.
Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.
Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Basically the only reason everything is still going sort of okay in my life is that the people I talk to in real life can’t find me here. Cool idea though
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"So... You don't like AI... But have you considered AI??"
December 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"So... You don't like AI... But have you considered AI??"
The more I watch Tasting History with Max Miller — especially the episodes about wartime foods — the more I feel like the most unrealistic part of The Matrix is that the crew of The Nebuchadnezzer are (begrudgingly) content to eat their slimy protein gruel for every meal
December 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The more I watch Tasting History with Max Miller — especially the episodes about wartime foods — the more I feel like the most unrealistic part of The Matrix is that the crew of The Nebuchadnezzer are (begrudgingly) content to eat their slimy protein gruel for every meal
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[Sings.]
“O’ the twelfth day of December”—
“O’ the twelfth day of December”—
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
[Sings.]
“O’ the twelfth day of December”—
“O’ the twelfth day of December”—
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Shut up, Geoff
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Shut up, Geoff
PALADIN SHADOW DROP IN DIABLO 4 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 AM
PALADIN SHADOW DROP IN DIABLO 4 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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lol wut. dropping from 42 percent approval to 36 percent approval seems pretty significant. apnews.com/article/trum...
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
lol wut. dropping from 42 percent approval to 36 percent approval seems pretty significant. apnews.com/article/trum...
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the rlly tough part about trying to develop a skill as an adult who is already pretty damn good at a few specific things is fighting back the overwhelming feeling of "this isnt going as well as that other stuff does, so im probably just not cut out for it"
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
the rlly tough part about trying to develop a skill as an adult who is already pretty damn good at a few specific things is fighting back the overwhelming feeling of "this isnt going as well as that other stuff does, so im probably just not cut out for it"
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top 10 most insane interactions ive had in xiv
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
top 10 most insane interactions ive had in xiv
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Maybe it’s a little over optimistic, but I legitimately feel like the fabled Year Of the Linux Desktop™ is really coming.
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Maybe it’s a little over optimistic, but I legitimately feel like the fabled Year Of the Linux Desktop™ is really coming.
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leon’s back, baby
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
leon’s back, baby
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then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
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Lo you, my lord,
The net has fall’n upon me! I shall perish
Under device and practice.
The net has fall’n upon me! I shall perish
Under device and practice.
"We recently announced that Netflix will acquire William Shakespeare, including his plays, sonnets, narrative poems and indeed also his biography and everything he ever said. This unites our leading entertainment service with William Shakespeare's iconic stories. 'All the world's a Netflix!'"
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Lo you, my lord,
The net has fall’n upon me! I shall perish
Under device and practice.
The net has fall’n upon me! I shall perish
Under device and practice.
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Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn
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can someone go over there real quick and tell him WoW's really gay now and he's not welcome there either
Oh, I agree so much - please, by all means, unsubscribe from FFXIV and never come back, todd. We love trash that takes itself out. Byeeeeee✌️
December 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
can someone go over there real quick and tell him WoW's really gay now and he's not welcome there either
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in addition to lite mode and dark mode, discord should add a 'calm' mode where they turn off all the bullshit
December 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
in addition to lite mode and dark mode, discord should add a 'calm' mode where they turn off all the bullshit
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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I like that Metroid Dread embraces the fact that Samus is hot, specifically because she's a giant woman in a suit of armor who will step on you.
a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
ALT: a video game character in a red and white suit is holding a gun
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I like that Metroid Dread embraces the fact that Samus is hot, specifically because she's a giant woman in a suit of armor who will step on you.