Keith Byrne
keithinkrakow.bsky.social
Keith Byrne
@keithinkrakow.bsky.social
There are worse people out there, but there are many better, so I just have to keep trying. Tolerant and accepting of anything but intolerance. I don’t get the whole Taylor Swift thing, but that’s fine.
This was definitely written by Big Quad Axel
February 18, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Oh, you helped Joni Mitchell when she thought she was falling in love again?

I got up off of James Brown's thing.
Oh you helped Bono find what he was looking for?

I helped Joni Mitchell when she thought she was falling in love again.
Oh you got Mick Jagger some satisfaction?

I helped Bono find what he was looking for
February 12, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I've just had the realisation that almost *every* time someone has tempted me to try something, claiming "it's AMAZING, you HAVE to try it!", the resulting sensation was pretty mediocre.
I will adjust my life choices accordingly.
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
The label on my laptop screen cleaning fluid says "0% alcohol", but I can definitely taste some.
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
👏
The most important question about AI isn't determining whether the machine thinks — it's whether interacting with it displaces the conditions under which we think, writes Eryk Salvaggio.
The Illusion of AGI, or What Language Models Can Do Without Thought
It is not simple stubbornness that LLMs are not “intelligent,” much less a form of “general” intelligence, writes Eryk Salvaggio.
buff.ly
February 11, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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Kid Rock claiming Bad Bunny only got the Super Bowl because of DEI, while Rock cancels tour dates and Bad Bunny sells out stadiums, is the perfect metaphor for the oblivious, jealous conceit of white grievance.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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small crab eating a grape (important)
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Post a banger not in English

youtu.be/EmtZfVx5Uzc
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Post a banger not in English

youtu.be/MKpj0LBiZKs
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Post a banger not in English

youtu.be/ByIuqCAXaeg
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Post a banger not in English

youtu.be/uekZpkYf7-E
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I am wiling to bet money that the people saying that AI can write a book in 30 minutes will still insist on their name being on the book cover and royalty cheques.
February 9, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I think of this post daily!
You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.
February 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I can‘t imagine I would have the grace and goodness to mention others if I were in the same position as Becca Good. She is clearly 100 times better than me, and I am so sorry she had to provide evidence.
“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
Renee Good's partner addresses Minneapolis immigration crackdown one month after killing
Becca Good has seldom spoken out since Renee Good was shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Jan. 7.
nbcnews.to
February 8, 2026 at 2:25 AM
With the release of Jeffrey Epstein's emails, I now understan d why billionaires pushed for the development of ChatGPT after he died. The world really seems to be controlled by a bunch of gormless spoilt bebies!
February 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I think it's funny that the British Royal Family don't want to be associated with a sexual abuser, so they're making Andrew go by his surname of... Mountbatten.
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
If I was a judge at the figure-skating olympics, I would just give everyone maximum marks, because have you ever tried to move in ice skates?
France vogueing on the ice 🙌🏼 #MilanoCortina
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
February 5, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Without any evidence, and on the strength of the only song of hers I've heard (yes, that one), I am convinced that Carly Rae Jepsen is a benevolent supernatural force in human form.
Life is hard but Carly Rae Jepsen is going to finally release Disco Darling and I’m reminded of the simple things that make life good.
February 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I was the right age the first time I saw Red Sonja on TV late one night. I knew that, if she ever had the chance, Brigitte Nielsen could pick me up, put me in her pocket and have her way with me whenever she wanted!
Brigitte Nielsen in Red Sonja (1985)
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Powerful stuff.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 PM