I tried throwing my head back when taking some pills once. It just made me need another two pills.

I saw my daughter calling my wife, who is saved in her phone as "Sigmama".

But would you be able to walk as fast?

Not a Good Year for the Roses!

Oh, and also, can people stop using "no-one" when they mean "I"

Me too! I started out working on a farm, and now I regularly break down and cost way more than I should!

You can't say she doesn't have a type!

Well, we've had a lovely time, and it was great to be here. Thanks for having us on, best of luck, ta-ra!

He’s the geek in class who used to stick straws up frogs arses, and was physically bigger and stronger than some teachers, except the schoolboys who follow him round now have disposable income.

I'll give you $5 for it. Can you deliver?

For the love of god, delete this before some AI-tech-bro arsehole delivers!

I'm learnign Japanese. I'm still at very basic level, so I got excited when I realised I could sound out all of the characters in the poster.

It says "Critter"

I drove to Utrecht, in the Netherlands, about a year ago, and my journey was heavily impacted by cycle lanes, pedestrian zones, etc. THAT"S THE BLOODY POINT!

Thank you for the genuine lol you gave me. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Coming round to yours with a quarter of cola bottles and two star bars.

Also, yes, it is quite a nuanced issue as to when some people mature sexually and emotionally, and some people are more prepared than others at an earlier age. So you know what society did to protect all the kids? They brought in laws. And do you know what the law says?