Keith Long
@keithelong.bsky.social
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Oh I have plans to blow up the middle two lanes of the parkways and replace them with light rail, and they're gonna hear about it!
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Oh I have plans to blow up the middle two lanes of the parkways and replace them with light rail, and they're gonna hear about it!
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site
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this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point
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hail to Pitt
REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
hail to Pitt
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Get in, Pitt Volleyball fans: We're raising $1,390 for the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank.
The Bandwagoner's Guide has some suggested donations for you too.
The Bandwagoner's Guide has some suggested donations for you too.
Let's raise $1,390 for the Food Bank
This has always been a free newsletter, so I implore you to pay it forward!
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October 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Get in, Pitt Volleyball fans: We're raising $1,390 for the Greater Pittsburgh Community Food Bank.
The Bandwagoner's Guide has some suggested donations for you too.
The Bandwagoner's Guide has some suggested donations for you too.
@jonbois.bsky.social How many times has a team gone 4 and out on their opening drive starting in their own territory? I have to imagine the Jets made some sort of history.
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social How many times has a team gone 4 and out on their opening drive starting in their own territory? I have to imagine the Jets made some sort of history.
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Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Which country will win the World Series: Canada, or Japan
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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i now want to address each candidate with a simple question and would like a yes or no answer: do you commit to changing new york’s name to york junior
October 16, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i now want to address each candidate with a simple question and would like a yes or no answer: do you commit to changing new york’s name to york junior
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thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
October 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all
“What is a catch?” but make it baseball.
October 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
“What is a catch?” but make it baseball.
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note-perfect show-stopper of a day in Chicago. the kind that tricks high school kids into going to college here
October 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
note-perfect show-stopper of a day in Chicago. the kind that tricks high school kids into going to college here
What a fire drill FG. They were lined up in 8 seconds.
September 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
What a fire drill FG. They were lined up in 8 seconds.
Welcome back to the end zone Ashton Jeanty.
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Welcome back to the end zone Ashton Jeanty.
Disney does not have enough money to send someone to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. They couldn’t hire a yinzer to provide live updates on the Pitt Panthers game.
August 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Disney does not have enough money to send someone to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. They couldn’t hire a yinzer to provide live updates on the Pitt Panthers game.
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Did anyone ever come up with a nickname for Duquesne v Pitt? @keithelong.bsky.social and I came up with Boulevard of the Rivals but open to anything
August 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Did anyone ever come up with a nickname for Duquesne v Pitt? @keithelong.bsky.social and I came up with Boulevard of the Rivals but open to anything
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using my tennis racket as a spoon of sorts and making airplane noises as i try to spoon-feed the ball to the umpire in the high chair
August 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
using my tennis racket as a spoon of sorts and making airplane noises as i try to spoon-feed the ball to the umpire in the high chair
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BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
August 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
BREAKING: A new experiment in Philly shows cash rental assistance slashed homelessness rates by 57–67%.
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Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich
August 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
45 minutes ago, Chicago had “cloudy weather” for the night (<30% chance of rain for Apple). It was actively storming. Now we have a flash flood warning. We are continuously touching the stove with one hand and cranking the heat up with the other.
July 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
45 minutes ago, Chicago had “cloudy weather” for the night (<30% chance of rain for Apple). It was actively storming. Now we have a flash flood warning. We are continuously touching the stove with one hand and cranking the heat up with the other.
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TNT is correct. I don’t actually want to watch hockey or see the history of the finals. I want to see AI video clips of people milling about.
June 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
TNT is correct. I don’t actually want to watch hockey or see the history of the finals. I want to see AI video clips of people milling about.