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words and foods. one time a slug crawled into my beer and i nearly drank him. the flowers bloom and the trains collide
horror movies are getting so lazy
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Interesting poll re: "double haters." Seems in keeping with the asymmetric nature of modern political polarization that right-wingers have no issue swallowing GOP poison and call it treacle
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Waiting for certain coworkers to say they have to work from home since their child, ChatGPT, is sick today
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
That (quite clever!) UPS commercial entreating us to “be human” and go out into the world…followed by a ChatGPT ad and the AI-generated Coke ad. Couldn’t have paid for better juxtaposition.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🎵American Canto!🎵
🎵Stay away from me-heee🎵
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This photo of Mahomes used in the Athletic Pulse newsletter makes it look like he's overjoyed to be hugged by his two best friends
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@ 76ers this is so funny man
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL AHHHHHHH :)
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@clickhole.bsky.social has a lot of explaining to do!!! they clearly stole Epstein's house style for their famous Queen Elizabeth series clickhole.com/tag/queen-el...
I Didm’t Enjoy Ozzu Osbrun’s Muslix, But We Broth Were Brintish ANd Both Live’d A Ronk “ANd” Rolls , Lifestylm (By Queen Elizabeth II)
clickhole.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Greetings! I hope this pedophile's correspondence finds you well—
Did this guy ever get through an entire email without dropping some "by the way, I am a pedophile" reference
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"What's next, a tax on the AIR we BREATHE?" is a literal line from a TV ad imploring people to call their legislators to oppose a sports-gambling tax in PA. Everyone Is Twelve Theory strikes again
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Woke up from a dream with the sentence “will the upcoming Butlerian jihad retroactively apply to the Beef O’Brady’s Bowl?” in my head and it doesn’t make any sense even though it’s a great representation of who I am
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
okay pluribus really rocks
Hello from our Albuquerque balcony.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
okay Pluribus rocks
November 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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we already HAVE a federal nutrition program that restricts what you can buy with it on nutritional grounds (WIC) and it has low participation rates in part because those restrictions make it difficult to use!

restrictions on SNAP spending are about paternalism, not about good food policy
Gov. Tate Reeves aims to ban Mississippi SNAP recipients from buying unhealthy foods in a bid to woo U.S. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the State seeks federal funding for a rural health-care program.
Reeves Seeks to Ban SNAP Recipients From Sugary Foods
Gov. Tate Reeves aims to ban Mississippi SNAP recipients from buying unhealthy foods as part of a bid to woo Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
buff.ly
November 12, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When Woke 2 takes over, I'd like to volunteer to teach Email Hygiene courses to the masses. Topics include: Reply All to a Departmental Email? Not Even Once; Stop Tagging People Into a 1:1 Email; and If You Need Chat GPT to Write a 50-Word Email, You Shouldn't Work Here
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Meh. Doesn’t really tell anyone much we didn’t already know. GB can lose to or beat anyone. Next
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
this fully AI Progressive ad followed by the Chat GPT ad is going to make me drink about seventy of those Miller ads that followed
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
WHOA!!!!!!!!
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just learned how Canadians pronounce “ratio,” the most insulting choice since “decal”
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I got to take my sister to my film festival today for the first time. this rules so hard guys
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
this pitch is so, so funny
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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This is why you DON'T stop the shutdown. Clearly the voters know who's responsible for the shutdown and now it's gonna be even worse. Since the news isn't willing to be honest with Americans about what Trump was and is, this will have to do so they can get the message.
U.S. TRANSPORTATION SECRETARY EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE 10% CUT OF SCHEDULED CAPACITY AT 40 MAJOR HIGH TRAFFIC AIRPORTS STARTING FRIDAY -- SOURCES
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“I wish that old dick would die already. Be real funny if it happened on Election Day.”

The monkey’s paw curls. But actually this is fine too and I face no ironic consequences
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM