Kristen DiMercurio
@kdimerc.bsky.social
Voice actor, audiobook narrator, the voice behind many of your Bluetooth devices 🌈
Free the Nipple used to be like “let people be shirtless!” But now all my friends are getting top surgery and freeing themselves of nipples entirely which I guess is one way to not have to wear a bikini at the beach.
March 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Free the Nipple used to be like “let people be shirtless!” But now all my friends are getting top surgery and freeing themselves of nipples entirely which I guess is one way to not have to wear a bikini at the beach.
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I want to congratulate scientists on making smaller and smaller devices that make us angrier and angrier
February 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I want to congratulate scientists on making smaller and smaller devices that make us angrier and angrier
Being a plant enthusiast is the only hobby I can think of that DIES WHEN YOU TAKE A BREAK FROM IT?? Why couldn’t I be drawn to knitting? Or poetry? Why does my brain go “no, you like keeping leaves green forever. good luck with that ADHD”
February 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Being a plant enthusiast is the only hobby I can think of that DIES WHEN YOU TAKE A BREAK FROM IT?? Why couldn’t I be drawn to knitting? Or poetry? Why does my brain go “no, you like keeping leaves green forever. good luck with that ADHD”
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"salmonella" is spanish for "she's a salmon"
February 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
"salmonella" is spanish for "she's a salmon"
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You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop
February 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop
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Imposing a tariff on that ass
February 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Imposing a tariff on that ass
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we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro
February 3, 2025 at 7:43 AM
we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro
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i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking
February 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i want gayer games with gayer graphics made by the gayest people and i'm not joking
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I love BlueSky so much more than X.
That’s it. That’s the skeet.
That’s it. That’s the skeet.
February 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love BlueSky so much more than X.
That’s it. That’s the skeet.
That’s it. That’s the skeet.
You know the city you live in is too expensive when airport food elsewhere feels reasonably priced
January 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You know the city you live in is too expensive when airport food elsewhere feels reasonably priced
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pick up an analog hobby, I'm so serious. something that holds your attention and is fun for you, literally anything.
Collect and identify bread tags or something, just don't fall into the trap of doomscroll paralysis again
Collect and identify bread tags or something, just don't fall into the trap of doomscroll paralysis again
January 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
pick up an analog hobby, I'm so serious. something that holds your attention and is fun for you, literally anything.
Collect and identify bread tags or something, just don't fall into the trap of doomscroll paralysis again
Collect and identify bread tags or something, just don't fall into the trap of doomscroll paralysis again
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It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It's ok to use chatbots for everyday monotony like writing your wedding vows because this frees you up to use your creative energy for what truly matters: making powerpoints for work meetings
It feels absolutely insane given the state of the world right now that I’m an actor. Like. Cool cool cool, can’t wait to fight our descent into fascism by *checks notes* dropping into character.
January 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It feels absolutely insane given the state of the world right now that I’m an actor. Like. Cool cool cool, can’t wait to fight our descent into fascism by *checks notes* dropping into character.
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in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine
January 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine
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trans liberation forever!!!
January 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
trans liberation forever!!!
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Me, every time I drink a Ramune: I want that fucking marble so bad
January 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Me, every time I drink a Ramune: I want that fucking marble so bad
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
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share your favorite “fantasy” spelling of a totally average name in fiction
I still never got over George R. R. Martin naming someone Qarl
I still never got over George R. R. Martin naming someone Qarl
January 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
share your favorite “fantasy” spelling of a totally average name in fiction
I still never got over George R. R. Martin naming someone Qarl
I still never got over George R. R. Martin naming someone Qarl
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Video games make puddle reflections slightly unrealistic on purpose. A perfectly accurate puddle causes players to enter “Puddle Madness” and become entranced by its ray traced beauty. They will stop playing, stop blinking, stare at the puddle until they die of thirst
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Video games make puddle reflections slightly unrealistic on purpose. A perfectly accurate puddle causes players to enter “Puddle Madness” and become entranced by its ray traced beauty. They will stop playing, stop blinking, stare at the puddle until they die of thirst
I woke up, immediately started scrolling and read this while my brain was still booting up. I think it short circuited something. This is why digital hygiene is important my brain is now shaped like a… dolphin? No whale. What am I. What time is it. Why did I do this.
Knowledge is knowing that orcas are the largest dolphin.
Wisdom is not saying “orcas aren’t whales, they’re dolphins.”
Because dolphins are whales.
Wisdom is not saying “orcas aren’t whales, they’re dolphins.”
Because dolphins are whales.
January 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I woke up, immediately started scrolling and read this while my brain was still booting up. I think it short circuited something. This is why digital hygiene is important my brain is now shaped like a… dolphin? No whale. What am I. What time is it. Why did I do this.
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
There is something so beautiful about scrolling down in my Following feed then hitting THE END. Like that’s it. I’m caught up. All done! I did it! I can go about my day now!! THE CONTENT IS FINITE AND I AM FREE!! I like it here. 😍
January 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
There is something so beautiful about scrolling down in my Following feed then hitting THE END. Like that’s it. I’m caught up. All done! I did it! I can go about my day now!! THE CONTENT IS FINITE AND I AM FREE!! I like it here. 😍