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Sarah
@moonyriot.dftba.social
30-something coffee addict
We're going through old photos and I just need yall to see what Adam looked like when we started dating
January 23, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I want it noted that I'm only watching Queer Eye now for Jeremiah
January 23, 2026 at 1:33 AM
The Muppet hipster in me is thrilled that I saw this before it hit Reddit.
January 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I love when having an English degree makes me the most annoying person watching a TV show because yes I am going to send you a paragraph about why they referenced Dante's 33 cantos in Purgatory instead of the 33 cantos in Inferno.
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Oh nooo, I have low iron. I have to eat homemade Chex mix for my health. Daaaaarn.
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Insane to nominate the F1 movie for Best Picture
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Reposted by Sarah
are they not monsters?
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Someone who recommends stuff to watch and then wants you to text them reactions as you watch it is my favorite kind of friendship
January 22, 2026 at 4:05 AM
If you're not following me on Instagram, you're missing out on stuff like this.
January 21, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Before emojis, I was a =) girl and not a :) girl
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I am really going to try this year to watch the full season go Drive to Survive 🫡
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Adam: I think I like these guys more than the other brothers

Me: ...do you think Dan and Phil are brothers?

Adam: they're not?
January 21, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The kids at the high school I went to walked out today and protested against ICE in Mesa and I'm so proud 🥲
January 21, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Wha if the Ferrari livery is so so good this year but the car is still terrible? What then? Do I have to pretend to be a McLaren fan for another season??
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I'm a comment leaver. I love being a comment leaver. I will always have something to add to whatever you said.
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Why am I watching a German thriller show at 6am
January 20, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I'm having dreams about Mad Men and I'm sure that's normal
January 20, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Anne With an E is the most beautiful thing I've watched in quite a while and I'm so upset that I can never watch it for the first time again
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I burnt the shit out of my palm while cooking today and I'll tell you what, that's a pretty terrible place for a burn
January 20, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The Ferrari boys looking horribly depressed in their new race fits like yeah that's my favorite team 🥲
January 19, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Local lore being that there's a real estate team in Mesa who's flyers have an absurd amount exclamation marks because I once told their son, my best friend in junior high, that all the "!!!!!" was annoying and now he makes their flyers and adds more because he knows I hate it
January 19, 2026 at 6:02 PM
P4A being an under the sea themed Valentines Day with all of your besties is such a cute vibe honestly
January 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Who's going to drop the definitive 2016 playlist? Because I think I need that
January 18, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Just having a good day, feeling pretty good, thinking "huh, maybe I should watch Normal People again"
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"Protein this" "macros that"

I'm over here dipping croissants into cherry pie filling, we are not the same
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM