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Kate Holzemer
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Old lady
Where is that lady's mom? Have they found her yet? WTF.
February 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I am so profoundly irritated about so many minor things. I think something’s going on where I don’t know how to channel my rage over the world constructively so I find myself wanting to fight women who claim they’re going to “chop” their hair and then cut their very long hair slightly less long.
February 11, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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what is with these people and dogs?
This is some genuinely psycho shit...
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
The clips I’ve seen of Pam Bondi’s performance today remind me of Brett Kavanaugh’s famous anger at his confirmation hearing. Joke’s on you though, Pam Bondi. There is no skin white enough, and no hair blond enough to overcome the fact that you’re a lady. She’ll be the first one to go to jail.
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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shop the look
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
I accidentally baked tofu for like an hour and a half, and it turned into these delightful crunchy/chewy chunks. Highly recommend forgetting about your tofu.
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I know he's not going to do shit, but just in case, we need to tell Elon Musk in no uncertain terms that the moon is not his. We can deliver this message by taking all of his money away and prosecuting him for his crimes.
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Look at our new baby.
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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As a totally anecdotal measure of how normies are fed up: I’m on a peloton Super Bowl ride right now where 80 people are riding with #AbolishICE as their leaderboard tag
February 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Where is that lady's mom?
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Do you have a pencil
I could borrow?
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Where are your citations?"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"No, you can't leave that here."
February 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
It's crazy how the daily grind and all of its stresses just keeps churning. The republic is falling, but I also need to return these emails about the dresscode at work.
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
GET HIS ASS
Doug Allen getting some boos warms my heart, Buffalo.
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
We have to take the money away from these absolute monsters. That's the solution to so many of our problems. Just take their money away and spend it on something good.
February 5, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Is Mitch still alive?
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Democracy dies in darkness and also in the light if there's a billionaire involved.
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
OMG! OMG! OMG!
Wow, Matt Milano being a design freak is quite the cool surprise!
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 AM
When I think about all the white men who have lectured me about Noam Chomsky over the years. The sheer volume of white men yapping.
February 4, 2026 at 12:34 AM
No, Democrats want ICE abolished because we’re not falling for this shit anymore. “Please take accountability, Nazis,” is not a thing. We don’t need more body cam footage of the government killing people. With us or against us, Chuck.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:

End the roving patrols and racial profiling.

Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.

Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Book sellers need to get it together. My preteen is wanting to read YA, so I'm keeping an eye out for books I think they'll enjoy. On the left are book are I would consider for my 11yo child. On the right is straight smut. The books look the same and they are literally on the same shelf.
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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KAMALA WOULD HAVE CLOSED THE HARRIS-KENNEDY CENTER FOR TWO YEARS DUE TO A LACK OF PERFORMERS ALSO!
February 2, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM