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Dr Johnny Milkshake
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Your friendly neighborhood Marxist. Exhausted Sabres fan. He/They, Appalachian. Luigi did nothing wrong.

https://www.instagram.com/appalachian_outsider_art?igsh=eDFrNG9jbTFubXIy&utm_source=qr
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“When we get hungry we eat the same fucking food…the ramen noodle.”

Top 10 lyrical line in any song ever.
Chain Gang - Son of Sam
YouTube video by rrrbub
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November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Probably just ketchup
WHAT ELSE DO YOU PEOPLE NEED
Wolff: I was talking to Epstein and he went into his safe and came out with photographs...

And it was Trump with girls of an uncertain age in Epstein's house...There are two in which topless girls are sitting on Trump’s lap—and then a third in which he has a stain on the front of his pants.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Art direction like "the pastor needs to simultaneously look like he's never seen one before, and it's the most delicious thing he's ever seen".
Yeah, I'm religious.

The religion:
November 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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🚨 Very #PeakGuardian this 🔽🤮. Two things:
1. Depressing to see yet another woman analysed through the prism of her fashion choices (does this ever happen to men?); and
2. Hard to believe that people get paid to write this shite.
www.theguardian.com/fashion/2025...
Gen Z’s ‘first lady’: how Rama Duwaji, Mamdani’s wife, is reshaping political fashion
The 28-year-old artist’s style steers clear of the political wife cosplay of pastel skirt suits in favor of something more playful and youthful, yet still elegant
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Bring back Sarah y'all
Eh, yo, @bsky.app, the fuck are you doing?
Bring back Link, bring back Sarah.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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They say they don't want mentally ill people on the streets being visibly mad & ruining brunch but they're taking away our healthcare that allows us to function in society.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
McDaniel’s stupid glasses
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My parenting style is just doing the exact opposite of what my parents did.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Bonnies 2-0
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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an arc where the former governor of NY loses increasingly inconsequential elections until the series finale is him trying to run for senior class president at a local high school and getting his ass kicked by some 17 year olds.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
MF Doom kinda day
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yes, you can totally trade me LSD for paintings.
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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the one good thing he's done is to make the white house look tacky as fuck
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Good work, fellas
November 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This is really impressive. They invented racism.
November 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Get a Nuremberg Bonus
November 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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The media is rushing 300 “New York Jews worried about Mamdani antisemitism” fetch essays based on nothing but Mamdani being a Muslim meanwhile the Republican Party from top to toe has the confidence to wear nazi makeup every day knowing the press looks at it like the westworld bots seeing a polaroid
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Details of a larger work
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Lol, reminds of these keyboard warriors. You good as long as you got that screen and anonymity…let me catch you out in the streets. 😂
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dusting this gem off for the news of the day:
A Scottish Woman Reacts to the death of Margaret Thatcher
YouTube video by Reddebrek
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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man now i regret that *i* didnt steal anything from the louvre
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 4, 2025 at 9:34 AM