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Kate Holzemer
@katebits.bsky.social
Old lady
I kind of like ours but they don’t use it consistently.
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My 9yo wants to go to the protest in an inflatable costume, and when I vetoed that because it obscures the fact that he's a child, he suggested that he GO DRESSED AS THE GUY WHO THREW THE SANDWICH AT THE ICE AGENT. I *really* don't know how to parent anyone.
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why the act duck is the live Sabres score on top of my phone? How do I make it go away? I'm not watching for a reason you absolute monsters. This also gives me ptsd from election night when I couldn't figure out how to turn off the NYT live electoral votes.
October 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My feed
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I just discovered this hilarious list of which muppets we'd cast as Lord of the Rings characters I made with my family on a road trip this summer. Gonzo was a HIGHLY controversial casting, as you can see. Somehow he ended up as both Gandalf and Gollum. 😂
October 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
September 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Why won't Stardew Valley let me marry Linus? This is hobo erasure.
September 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wait. Found him.
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Why am I obsessed with this?
September 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The baby product review is one of my favorite types of timeline cleanses. I seriously can't deal with reality, so let's review some babies.
September 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
September 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What if it's not enough buns?
August 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Did you know flying a flag upside down is a sign of distress? I think it's brave of Wegmans to sell these.
July 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
July 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I use this app almost every night, and this Only Fans section never fails to delight.
June 11, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why is he in a bag in a seated position? He looks so happy up there. I love him so much. Why didn't they just put him in a truck? What a goddamn adventure this zebra has seen.
June 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I bought my kids a jellycat for Easter and while I was shopping I fell in love with this rain cloud and bought it for myself. I might have to rehome it because it makes us all so sad. Last night my 10yo's eyes welled up while looking at it. A stuffie that is always frowning? Devastating.
April 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My 10yo came to the protest today, but my 8yo chose to stay home and use his sign making supplies for this. We are all called to protest in our own ways.
April 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
February 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
January 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Current mood.
November 5, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Very mid, as is my style.
September 16, 2024 at 11:54 PM
My favorite woke spices are feeling the vibe. 🇺🇸
August 15, 2024 at 4:31 AM
July 31, 2024 at 2:22 AM