Karma's Dad
@karmasdad.bsky.social
Cats/Dogs Dad + two wonderful humans. Bi (MO/KAN) Stater. I just wish to become a bit of stardust when I'm gone. Gardener.
Sometimes I lack filters😁
Sometimes I lack filters😁
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Abolish the Senate. I am absolutely dead serious.
Shaheen: "We've heard from a number of our colleagues on the other side of the aisle that they're willing to come to the table, they're willing to work with us once the govt is open to get this done. We've heard the same thing from the White House. So now we'll see if they're really gonna work w/us"
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Capitulation - thy name is Chuck!
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Capitulation - thy name is Chuck!
Nailed it
Sen Dems: OK, we'll vote to open the government if all promise to give us a vote on health-care in the future.
Sen Repubs: (to each other "omg this is like taking candy from a baby") Yes deal!!!
Sen Dems: You guys promise? We are trusting you
Sen Repubs: Would we ever lie to you 😉
Sen Repubs: (to each other "omg this is like taking candy from a baby") Yes deal!!!
Sen Dems: You guys promise? We are trusting you
Sen Repubs: Would we ever lie to you 😉
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Nailed it
The only time I want to see Chuck Schumer trending is when he announces his retirement as Minority Leader.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The only time I want to see Chuck Schumer trending is when he announces his retirement as Minority Leader.
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In the midst of all that we are facing, I want us to think about who we are being told to look to for understanding in this moment, who is being propped up as the voice of wisdom, and ask how right were they in predicting this, a year ago, 5, 8 years ago, and then ask why they are being centered now
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Char Law. All food will be charred, all New Yorkers (and visitors) will walk around with black specks in their teeth.
Mamdani is going to implement Shar Law. Everyone will have to bow down to the Mistress of the Night, the Lady of Loss, and devote themselves to bringing about a darkness that will smother her hated foe and sister Selûne
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Char Law. All food will be charred, all New Yorkers (and visitors) will walk around with black specks in their teeth.
If you see this post a Greg.
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
If you see this post a Greg.
And this "He wrecked everything he touched, and was wrong in all of his predictions and analyses..."
"He died on Monday, aged 84. What do you do with a life like his, at its end? Shiver at the thought of it, mostly. Bury him in a salt cavern. Bury him face down."
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
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November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And this "He wrecked everything he touched, and was wrong in all of his predictions and analyses..."
This account smells like sautéed onions & garlic
This account smells like coffee and jalapenos.
This account smells like cocoa butter and cinnamon
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This account smells like sautéed onions & garlic
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
"Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
"Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Easy Street" by The Collapsable Hearts Club
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Easy Street" by The Collapsable Hearts Club
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Informer" by Snow
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Informer" by Snow
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
"Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
"Come On Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners
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Let me put this as simply as possible: If the 60 Minutes editorial team cuts out most of their interview with Trump to make him look his best, and he still comes across as completely demented, then it is extremely likely that Trump actually is completely demented.
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Let me put this as simply as possible: If the 60 Minutes editorial team cuts out most of their interview with Trump to make him look his best, and he still comes across as completely demented, then it is extremely likely that Trump actually is completely demented.
Even if you are in the Witness Protection program ya gotta do some fertilizing in your yard in the fall...
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Even if you are in the Witness Protection program ya gotta do some fertilizing in your yard in the fall...
This - Trump lies. Constantly. Why would any Democrat believe him about anything?
If you're going to rely on "strong assurances" from Republicans then you're stupid and weak and you should resign.
There is only one path to getting Democratic assistance with anything: the House reopens, swears in Adelita Grijalva, then passes an acceptable budget.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
There is only one path to getting Democratic assistance with anything: the House reopens, swears in Adelita Grijalva, then passes an acceptable budget.
thehill.com/homenews/sen...
November 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This - Trump lies. Constantly. Why would any Democrat believe him about anything?
Zing!!!
SWF, seeking masculine man with Johnson's obsequiousness, Trump's bronzer, Vance's eyeliner, DeSantis' lifts and Gaetz' trustworthiness around children.
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Zing!!!
I will share any Fuck you Susan Collins post.
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I will share any Fuck you Susan Collins post.
Here's a Halloween acronym for the Republicans
Ghouls,
Orcs, &
Pedophiles
Ghouls,
Orcs, &
Pedophiles
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Here's a Halloween acronym for the Republicans
Ghouls,
Orcs, &
Pedophiles
Ghouls,
Orcs, &
Pedophiles
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Please wait for the next available operator.
My name is Ozymandias, King Of Kings. You looked on my works. Prepare to die.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and no worries if not.
October 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Please wait for the next available operator.
Always educational...
JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
October 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Always educational...
Change a letter, ruin a candy
Twig
Twig
Change a letter, ruin a candy
Pixie Stinks
Pixie Stinks
Change a letter, ruin a candy
Bot Tamales
Bot Tamales
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Change a letter, ruin a candy
Twig
Twig
Boomer age verification:
A little dab is how much Brylcreem you put on your hair.
A little dab is how much Brylcreem you put on your hair.
Age verification:
A dab is when you put a little perfume on your wrists
A dab is when you put a little perfume on your wrists
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Boomer age verification:
A little dab is how much Brylcreem you put on your hair.
A little dab is how much Brylcreem you put on your hair.
The largest, most substantial organized crime racket in US history is operating out of the White House.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The largest, most substantial organized crime racket in US history is operating out of the White House.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Wonder if there could be a grass-roots funding campaign for a guillotine manufacturing start up?
Like a Guillotine GoFundMe?
Hell, venture capital is so craven a start up might get funding from them.
Like a Guillotine GoFundMe?
Hell, venture capital is so craven a start up might get funding from them.
Refusing to feed people while building a massive ballroom is a fast track to eat the rich. No pun intended.
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Wonder if there could be a grass-roots funding campaign for a guillotine manufacturing start up?
Like a Guillotine GoFundMe?
Hell, venture capital is so craven a start up might get funding from them.
Like a Guillotine GoFundMe?
Hell, venture capital is so craven a start up might get funding from them.
This
He orders extrajudicial killings. He sent troops into our cities. He terrorizes citizens with ICE raids. He raised taxes without congressional approval. He has ruined American farmers and ranchers. He plans to starve the vulnerable. He demolished our house.
Remove him from office.
Remove him from office.
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
This
No one who could is going to save US, we have to save US.
I don't understand how anyone can make the case that we still have constitutional government at this point. The president is collecting revenue *AND* spending money without Congressional authorization, refusing to spend money that Congress appropriated, disobeying whatever laws he feels like.
October 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
No one who could is going to save US, we have to save US.