Karl Nelson
@karlnelson.bsky.social
Compound butter has a super high tastiness:effort ratio.
December 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Compound butter has a super high tastiness:effort ratio.
Lingonberries > cranberries
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Lingonberries > cranberries
Absolutely hilarious L by LAFC, but a heck of a game anyway.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Absolutely hilarious L by LAFC, but a heck of a game anyway.
Aw, I only want good things for Pedro.
A moment all players dream of 💚
Watch as Pedro finds out he has been short-listed for the FIFA Puskás Award!
Watch as Pedro finds out he has been short-listed for the FIFA Puskás Award!
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Aw, I only want good things for Pedro.
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sports
The Sounders led the series for 140 minutes and only trailed for 16. Even in the shootout, they were either leading or tied at the end of every round until the 10th.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
sports
I remain convinced the Mariners would have won it all had they advanced
Joe Davis talking about how good the Seattle Mariners were on the broadcast
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I remain convinced the Mariners would have won it all had they advanced
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James Earl Jones agrees.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
James Earl Jones agrees.
Look, I know that things aren’t exactly great in the world. *waves hands broadly*
But, the kids are alright, and they’re giving me some hope.
Last night was “Senior Night” for my older kid’s HS cross country team. It was simply the jrs on the team giving brief speeches about each of the seniors.
But, the kids are alright, and they’re giving me some hope.
Last night was “Senior Night” for my older kid’s HS cross country team. It was simply the jrs on the team giving brief speeches about each of the seniors.
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Look, I know that things aren’t exactly great in the world. *waves hands broadly*
But, the kids are alright, and they’re giving me some hope.
Last night was “Senior Night” for my older kid’s HS cross country team. It was simply the jrs on the team giving brief speeches about each of the seniors.
But, the kids are alright, and they’re giving me some hope.
Last night was “Senior Night” for my older kid’s HS cross country team. It was simply the jrs on the team giving brief speeches about each of the seniors.
Sounders lost in PKs.
I lost in fantasy football by less than a point after going into the day with a 66% chance of winning.
I lost in fantasy football by less than a point after going into the day with a 66% chance of winning.
two men are standing next to each other with the words be a goldfish on the bottom
ALT: two men are standing next to each other with the words be a goldfish on the bottom
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Sounders lost in PKs.
I lost in fantasy football by less than a point after going into the day with a 66% chance of winning.
I lost in fantasy football by less than a point after going into the day with a 66% chance of winning.
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With the Mariners done at least I don’t have to watch anymore of those obnoxious ads.
Ban sports betting and drug ads, imo.
Ban sports betting and drug ads, imo.
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
With the Mariners done at least I don’t have to watch anymore of those obnoxious ads.
Ban sports betting and drug ads, imo.
Ban sports betting and drug ads, imo.
I have a bad feeling about this
October 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I have a bad feeling about this
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Watching the Mariners. / Regarder les marins.
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Watching the Mariners. / Regarder les marins.
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“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
October 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
“my favorite baseball team is doing better than they ever have before“
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
“that must be wonderful”
“It’s the worst thing thats ever happened to me”
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Rizzs's grandslam call
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Rizzs's grandslam call
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Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!
"The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
"The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!
"The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
"The City is Shaking!"
#SeizeTheMoment
The broadcast needs to stop interviewing Dan Wilson during the Mariners game. Bad things happen every time.
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The broadcast needs to stop interviewing Dan Wilson during the Mariners game. Bad things happen every time.
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Coffee is costly right now --- especially in Seattle.
Local prices for a cup of regular drip went up 12%+ year-over year, according to data from the payment platform Toast --the highest price jump among 20 major U.S. cities.
www.axios.com/local/seattl...
Local prices for a cup of regular drip went up 12%+ year-over year, according to data from the payment platform Toast --the highest price jump among 20 major U.S. cities.
www.axios.com/local/seattl...
Seattle's coffee just got pricier — more than any big U.S. city
A Seattle coffee now costs $4.50 — up 12%, the biggest jump among major U.S. cities, per Toast.
www.axios.com
October 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Coffee is costly right now --- especially in Seattle.
Local prices for a cup of regular drip went up 12%+ year-over year, according to data from the payment platform Toast --the highest price jump among 20 major U.S. cities.
www.axios.com/local/seattl...
Local prices for a cup of regular drip went up 12%+ year-over year, according to data from the payment platform Toast --the highest price jump among 20 major U.S. cities.
www.axios.com/local/seattl...
I guess this one isn’t going to be a pitcher’s duel, eh?
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I guess this one isn’t going to be a pitcher’s duel, eh?
Pretty solid Seattle sports weekend. Mariners. Huskies. Sounders. Reign. Seahawks. All got results.
October 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Pretty solid Seattle sports weekend. Mariners. Huskies. Sounders. Reign. Seahawks. All got results.
Whew. Go Mariners.
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Whew. Go Mariners.
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GOOD. VIBES. ONLY. 🔱
The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!
The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!
October 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
GOOD. VIBES. ONLY. 🔱
The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!
The whole squad wanted in on the @mariners.com-inspired goal celly!
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Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."
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Give Humpty the trident.
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Give Humpty the trident.