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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
There's a taxonomy is wu Tang guys.
There's the goofball guys who are all odb and meth
There's the lyricism gza guys
I'm a rae/Ghostface guy personally
There's the goofball guys who are all odb and meth
There's the lyricism gza guys
I'm a rae/Ghostface guy personally
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
There's a taxonomy is wu Tang guys.
There's the goofball guys who are all odb and meth
There's the lyricism gza guys
I'm a rae/Ghostface guy personally
There's the goofball guys who are all odb and meth
There's the lyricism gza guys
I'm a rae/Ghostface guy personally
My favorite part of Aladdin is when the genie is fuckin crazy lol
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My favorite part of Aladdin is when the genie is fuckin crazy lol
Holy shit this must be such a good song I wonder what song it is wow I dunno what song could it be
October 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Holy shit this must be such a good song I wonder what song it is wow I dunno what song could it be
When the Burger King "What's Up" commercial happened during the Oscars, that was a day written in infamy.
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When the Burger King "What's Up" commercial happened during the Oscars, that was a day written in infamy.
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Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...
Is there a way to short the AI market
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Is there a way to short the AI market
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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“more accountability and transparency for the modern gestapo” is a fuckin joke man
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
“more accountability and transparency for the modern gestapo” is a fuckin joke man
Man in those Harry Potter movies at one point one of the guys gets fucking splinched. Can you fucking imagine
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Man in those Harry Potter movies at one point one of the guys gets fucking splinched. Can you fucking imagine
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
Go climb a rock
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Go climb a rock
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
Rip to Kaleb Horton :(
September 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Rip to Kaleb Horton :(
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If I want a little website and some email and what have you is dreamhost a good service
September 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I want a little website and some email and what have you is dreamhost a good service
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getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)
Hey, we found the "ghouls celebrating Charlie Kirk's death!"
And once again...
Every Republican Accusation is a Confession.™
blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/19/v...
And once again...
Every Republican Accusation is a Confession.™
blockclubchicago.org/2025/09/19/v...
Chicago Starbucks Worker Did Not Write 'Loser' On Order Honoring Charlie Kirk, Company Says
A Starbucks spokesperson said time-stamped surveillance footage shows an employee did not write the note, which had prompted online outrage and the store's temporary closure this week.
blockclubchicago.org
September 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)
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There's like music and stuff too
September 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
There's like music and stuff too
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I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
August 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I love to show up every day for my job, which is standing around holding the front of my tactical vest and getting told to choke to death by thousands of passers-by while 11 of my coworkers handcuff a roofer on his way to work. Every night I drive 80 minutes home, thinking about nothing at all.
Don't put the lobe fish on a pedestal
August 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Don't put the lobe fish on a pedestal