It’s me kalvano
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It’s me kalvano
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Ah I fucked this up no sorry the frogs go

Bur

King

Frog

And so on
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Burger King frog: bur

Burger King frog 2: ger

Frog 3: king
October 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That's everybody now
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
October 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It's a song about his Frankenstein
October 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It's like if you were taking pictures with the flash on during a movie you fucking idiot how do you not understand this
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
So the beach is a shared resource, and you're not allowed to fuck up a shared resource. You and your 5 cool friends who have played that mgmt song like 7 times are fucking up the shared resource for everyone else.

This is like if you were welding on the beach. Don't weld on the beach.
October 20, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It's like if you were a fucking guy on a sea doo man. It is not ok to be a fucking guy on a sea doo do you understand that
October 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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“more accountability and transparency for the modern gestapo” is a fuckin joke man
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I would easily make it give me a cool haircut on one side and I wouldn't make a big deal about it at all
October 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM