Aaron Kablack
@kablackquois.bsky.social
Animator, artist, designer, writer, not necessarily in that order
No one dared
No one cared
To tell me
Where the pretty girls are
With their nine inch nails
And little fascist panties
Tucked inside the heart
Of every nice girl
No one cared
To tell me
Where the pretty girls are
With their nine inch nails
And little fascist panties
Tucked inside the heart
Of every nice girl
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
No one dared
No one cared
To tell me
Where the pretty girls are
With their nine inch nails
And little fascist panties
Tucked inside the heart
Of every nice girl
No one cared
To tell me
Where the pretty girls are
With their nine inch nails
And little fascist panties
Tucked inside the heart
Of every nice girl
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The cat knows something is here and is stalking the edges of the room
February 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The cat knows something is here and is stalking the edges of the room
Counterpoint: the one time Trump isn’t lying is when he plays dumb
Per WSJ reporting, Trump is lying when he plays dumb about Noem’s affair with Lewandowski. GIFT LINK:
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
February 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Counterpoint: the one time Trump isn’t lying is when he plays dumb
My child:
“What do you think came first? Gum the candy or gum the teeth
“What do you think came first? Gum the candy or gum the teeth
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
My child:
“What do you think came first? Gum the candy or gum the teeth
“What do you think came first? Gum the candy or gum the teeth
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
February 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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“False herring” is stupid, but the most dishonest & manipulative word here is “now.” As if this is some novelty. But warrants for entering homes, like cops who show their faces & badges, is how we’ve done things for 250 years. The radical novelty is suggesting we STOP doing these things.
Emmer: "It's a false herring for these guys to suggest, 'Oh, we now we need a judicial warrant,' because they know that that's going to delay any enforcement of the actual administrative warrant."
February 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
“False herring” is stupid, but the most dishonest & manipulative word here is “now.” As if this is some novelty. But warrants for entering homes, like cops who show their faces & badges, is how we’ve done things for 250 years. The radical novelty is suggesting we STOP doing these things.
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The quiet part out loud GOAT
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
The quiet part out loud GOAT
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It is absolutely a choice.
Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?
February 16, 2026 at 6:58 PM
It is absolutely a choice.
R.I.P.bert Duvall
February 16, 2026 at 7:09 PM
R.I.P.bert Duvall
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From the "... the void screams at you ..." department:
"... our recent paper analyzing distorted sounds from the early universe ...
Distorted sound of the early universe suggests we are living in a giant void
phys.org/news/2025-07...
"... our recent paper analyzing distorted sounds from the early universe ...
Distorted sound of the early universe suggests we are living in a giant void
phys.org/news/2025-07...
Distorted sound of the early universe suggests we are living in a giant void
Looking up at the night sky, it may seem our cosmic neighborhood is packed full of planets, stars and galaxies. But scientists have long suggested there may be far fewer galaxies in our cosmic surroun...
phys.org
February 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
From the "... the void screams at you ..." department:
"... our recent paper analyzing distorted sounds from the early universe ...
Distorted sound of the early universe suggests we are living in a giant void
phys.org/news/2025-07...
"... our recent paper analyzing distorted sounds from the early universe ...
Distorted sound of the early universe suggests we are living in a giant void
phys.org/news/2025-07...
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It’s all because one man is filling us with hate and despair.
February 16, 2026 at 12:05 PM
It’s all because one man is filling us with hate and despair.
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i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)
May 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i had another idea for a star wars tv show its like a call in advice show and the host is yaddle (girl yoda) and she says things like "dump him you must, caller. any song request do you have?" (i dont remember if yaddle talks like that i assume they all do)
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wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
February 16, 2026 at 2:08 AM
wake up homie, new culture war just dropped
Little late, hoss
February 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Little late, hoss
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Modern medicine turning into humans having the ability to regrow missing teeth is cool as fuck.
February 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Modern medicine turning into humans having the ability to regrow missing teeth is cool as fuck.
Lidya loves Bailey so much. She just likes being close to her.
February 16, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Lidya loves Bailey so much. She just likes being close to her.
Because they back each other even when they sound like idiots. Pam misspoke, so now they all have to use her framing and pretend it was on purpose
Why do republicans keep referring to the stock market in dollars instead of points?
Peter Navarro: "It's the perfect Trump economy in 2026 ... we're seeing stock market over $50,000"
February 16, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Because they back each other even when they sound like idiots. Pam misspoke, so now they all have to use her framing and pretend it was on purpose
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
My literal dream is to someday write or run a show that is a serious drama for three seasons and then on season 4, episode 6, reveal that a fan favorite character has been a werewolf the whole time.
a funny VtM character would be Silvio from The Sopranos but a vampire.
February 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My literal dream is to someday write or run a show that is a serious drama for three seasons and then on season 4, episode 6, reveal that a fan favorite character has been a werewolf the whole time.
Anyone know how to completely overhaul your life?
It’s 5:30 pm Sunday. I’ve been running errands and doing chores since 8:15 am, and yes, I’m including the weekly visit with my mother. I have at least another 2 hours of very domestic stuff that needs done. I will be very tired. And then tomorrow is back to helljob. I just could use a break.
February 16, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Anyone know how to completely overhaul your life?
My “Aliens are a Statistical Probability but Definitely Haven’t Visited Us” t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered by my shirt.
BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
February 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
My “Aliens are a Statistical Probability but Definitely Haven’t Visited Us” t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered by my shirt.
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I just learned that in the early stages of the space race, when various agencies in the US were debating whether to launch more satellites, or try and fly past the moon etc., the US Air Force proposed detonating a nuclear bomb in the moon.
a man in a suit and tie says that idea is literally the greatest idea i have ever heard in my life ..
Alt: a man in a suit and tie, Rob Lowe in Parks and Rec, says that idea is literally the greatest idea i have ever heard in my life ..
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I just learned that in the early stages of the space race, when various agencies in the US were debating whether to launch more satellites, or try and fly past the moon etc., the US Air Force proposed detonating a nuclear bomb in the moon.
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We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
February 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
We built Jikipedia, a new wiki that compiles Jmail data into exhaustive reports on key figures in the Epstein scandal.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
It lists all recorded visits to Epstein's estates, each person's possible knowledge of Epstein's crimes and laws that they may have violated.
Giant beaver (Yes, I’m 12)
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Giant beaver (Yes, I’m 12)