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J
@jzedd.bsky.social
Man About Town, Wikipedia Scavenger.
Politics, History, Art, Tech, Code

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knowledge and reason themselves are going to be grey-goo'd in the next five years, and the e/accers and accers are gonna be all "how could the goo eat MY face?"
February 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Nobody:
Zoomer: this is SIRRRRLOIN he’s a TikTok rapper from Estonia who writes drill about Minecraft and doing loads of ketamine
December 25, 2023 at 1:54 AM
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PLEASE ENJOY THE MULTI-FAITH CUBE
November 26, 2023 at 3:05 AM
SCENARIO
You work at Oracle & your boss Dave Evilhell hands you a wad of cash to take to a customer

CHOICES
(1) High five Dave saying "HELL YEAH BROTHER"
(2) Tackle Dave and shout "I'm going to turn you in to the Jedi Council"
(3) Quietly turn the cash in to Dave's manager and report him
Workplace bribery prevention courses are always really wild.
The scenarios are designed to be clicked through at great speed, negating, I think, the point
October 30, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Workplace bribery prevention courses are always really wild.
The scenarios are designed to be clicked through at great speed, negating, I think, the point
October 30, 2023 at 7:53 PM
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September 11, 2023 at 10:30 PM
It’s honestly pretty bold of people to even try to make new theme songs for anything when this, the best one, exists https://youtu.be/UMEH91dtkes?si=OeQYwZ53ALMGTeMU
Japanese Spider-Man (1978) Opening 4K Upscaled
Done via Topaz Video Enhance AISubtitles and more by Berndadelta
youtu.be
September 10, 2023 at 5:17 PM
also, starfield space combat is basically no better or worse than NMS, so make of that what you will.

there is a VATS-like targeting thing that is of some use, if you spec into it
September 6, 2023 at 4:34 AM
I will say that none of its faults are any more intractable than skyrim's at launch, for example.

I suspect a lot of the hate is because it borrows spaceship things from NMS and Mass Effect but makes them worse somehow.

Your ship in starfield is a glorified fast travel intermediary house
September 6, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Starfield:
but at other times you've got this
September 6, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Starfield: it can look really great, like this! (with reshade because no gamma slider or hdr black point....)
September 6, 2023 at 4:30 AM
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Potentially magnificent ghost.
September 3, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Starfield is *fine*, I'm enjoying the slow burn. But holy moses is it bonkers to ship a AAA title w/o a gamma or hdr black point slider. The reshade settings I'm using make a wild amount of difference
September 3, 2023 at 1:02 AM
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Just made history as the first person ever to make money from bluesky 🤑🤑🤑 (sold my account to a Bulgarian online casino for $25)
August 30, 2023 at 1:56 AM
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I KNEW IT
Legally, all Canadians are actually named "Gordon" (ALL of them) but use pseudonyms to avoid total chaos.

Keep your stick on the ice, eh?
August 30, 2023 at 10:15 AM
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These creature are called pikmin reblog if you respect them
August 29, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman - 2013 Remaster
Budgie · Song · 1971
open.spotify.com
August 28, 2023 at 10:44 PM
This summer has borne witness to my (re)discovery of The Beach Boys’ greatness, and I feel like a musical schlub for sleeping on them since I was practically a child. Brian was (is) undoubtedly a gift to the world.

The other discovery? Dennis Wilson *shredded* a friggin drum kit
August 28, 2023 at 10:23 PM
In other news this completely wild police blotter entry showed up on my Facebook memories
August 27, 2023 at 7:51 PM
HANG BACK ALL YOU CHUDS! THIS MAN IS AN ISLAND!

It’s a blessing that achewood is back
August 27, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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Getting coward-pilled. Saying "a b-b-b-bumble bee!" before fleeing in terror
August 26, 2023 at 6:50 PM
I now aspire to be the Amon Amarth swordchop guy as my next career move
August 24, 2023 at 11:46 PM
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THE CHERRY COKE SUMMER
August 22, 2023 at 3:14 AM
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"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"
Musk is a fucking Danny McBride character
August 21, 2023 at 9:03 PM