j west bennett
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Writer, fiction enjoyer
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🌴HI → 🐀NYC
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🌴HI → 🐀NYC
lol; or, dare I say, lmao
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
lol; or, dare I say, lmao
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
given what other densely-populated urban centers have done historically when the food starts running out during times of radical wealth inequality, I think New York’s letting everyone off pretty easy, at least for now
November 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
given what other densely-populated urban centers have done historically when the food starts running out during times of radical wealth inequality, I think New York’s letting everyone off pretty easy, at least for now
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so apparently this isn't the opening theme song that played everywhere??
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Picard: Computer, identify
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Picard: Computer, identify
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
Computer: You're so right to demand identification--that ship isn't just crossing the neutral zone, but making aggressive maneuvers. Let's dive in.
Riker: Enough! Is it an experimental Romulan design?
Computer: That's a really great observation-
[The ENTERPRISE explodes]
this is it. the most pathetic screenshot that could ever exist.
it will never be outdone.
it will never be outdone.
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
this is it. the most pathetic screenshot that could ever exist.
it will never be outdone.
it will never be outdone.
Quoth the Raven, “Caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw!”
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Quoth the Raven, “Caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw! caw!”
the true sequel to “IT” is obviously “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
the true sequel to “IT” is obviously “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”
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please—‘Robin of Loxley’ was my grandfather’s name. call me RobLox
May 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
please—‘Robin of Loxley’ was my grandfather’s name. call me RobLox
you gotta be a real piece of work to name your kid “Snidely Whiplash”
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
you gotta be a real piece of work to name your kid “Snidely Whiplash”
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the term for a person from new york is no longer new yorkian. its now Habibi
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
the term for a person from new york is no longer new yorkian. its now Habibi
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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
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the downside is I’m devastated that we can no longer use this tweet, which was one of my favourites
November 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
the downside is I’m devastated that we can no longer use this tweet, which was one of my favourites
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Homey literally said "touch mass"
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Homey literally said "touch mass"
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
I too refuse to be friends with people who ain’t never caught a rabbit. served me well so far
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I too refuse to be friends with people who ain’t never caught a rabbit. served me well so far
remember—those people walking around grinning aren’t smiling at you, they’re listening to podcasts
October 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
remember—those people walking around grinning aren’t smiling at you, they’re listening to podcasts
fear thy neighbor
the AWS outage is affecting Ring doorbells. Sky News says “some users can’t see outside their house, definitely scary”
just look outside your window 😅
just look outside your window 😅
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
fear thy neighbor
this is a great analogy because those boss battles are precision-engineered to make you feel like you’re struggling when actually everything in the game world was set up for you to win
What does one even say about this level of delusional visions of grandeur?
October 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
this is a great analogy because those boss battles are precision-engineered to make you feel like you’re struggling when actually everything in the game world was set up for you to win
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If the Geico Gecko started talking to me at the library I’d hit it with a copy of War and Peace
October 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If the Geico Gecko started talking to me at the library I’d hit it with a copy of War and Peace
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The giver but they just remembered that “police story” has incredible stunts
People really understated the societal benefit of employing someone who just hangs out and watches movies all day and making it so that person can share their sacred knowledge with all of society
October 20, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The giver but they just remembered that “police story” has incredible stunts