Sara Jane Austin
@justplainjena.bsky.social
Best known for calling myself a cook.
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This republican government is trashy not classy.
What an absolute shitshow between Donald and Marge tonight…
What a global embarrassment
What an absolute shitshow between Donald and Marge tonight…
What a global embarrassment
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This republican government is trashy not classy.
What an absolute shitshow between Donald and Marge tonight…
What a global embarrassment
What an absolute shitshow between Donald and Marge tonight…
What a global embarrassment
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On a day in which every new thing I read is slimier than the last can I please persuade you to read this very odd and beautiful essay by a student of mine that knows what time it is?
If you told me there was this amazing essay about Simon & Garfunkel & a horse farm I *needed* to read, I'd--well, I wouldn't. But damn, this is it, by Cassidy Exner, latest in series of young writers approaching the Trumpocene slant rhyme. callingallsyllables.substack.com/p/eddie-wher...
Eddie, Where Are You Calling From?
Evidence of the moment from a most peculiar archive
callingallsyllables.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
On a day in which every new thing I read is slimier than the last can I please persuade you to read this very odd and beautiful essay by a student of mine that knows what time it is?
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If you told me there was this amazing essay about Simon & Garfunkel & a horse farm I *needed* to read, I'd--well, I wouldn't. But damn, this is it, by Cassidy Exner, latest in series of young writers approaching the Trumpocene slant rhyme. callingallsyllables.substack.com/p/eddie-wher...
Eddie, Where Are You Calling From?
Evidence of the moment from a most peculiar archive
callingallsyllables.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you told me there was this amazing essay about Simon & Garfunkel & a horse farm I *needed* to read, I'd--well, I wouldn't. But damn, this is it, by Cassidy Exner, latest in series of young writers approaching the Trumpocene slant rhyme. callingallsyllables.substack.com/p/eddie-wher...
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So is anyone ever going to ask these people what is wrong with being Palestinian? bsky.app/profile/atru...
After calling Schumer a "Palestinian," Leavitt refers to "Gavin Newscum." So she's just ripping off her boss's smears now.
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
So is anyone ever going to ask these people what is wrong with being Palestinian? bsky.app/profile/atru...
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I'd like to think something will come of this but *gestures broadly*
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'd like to think something will come of this but *gestures broadly*
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Someone must stop these low-wage servants from buying all the houses!
JD Vance: "Democrats' idea was the way you get more prosperity is that you import more and more low wage servants."
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Someone must stop these low-wage servants from buying all the houses!
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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eeeek
A 47-year-old airline pilot from New Jersey is the first person known to have died from alpha-gal syndrome, a red meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
First death reported from meat allergy caused by tick bite
After months of investigation, researchers confirmed that a New Jersey man died of a tickborne allergy called alpha-gal syndrome after eating a hamburger.
nbcnews.to
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
eeeek
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Images I snagged off the internet cause I’m jealous of all the northerners who got to witness greatness last night. They are not on Bluey, so the photographer are:
📸 Joshua Intini
📸 Kevin Palmer
📸 Joshua Intini
📸 Kevin Palmer
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Images I snagged off the internet cause I’m jealous of all the northerners who got to witness greatness last night. They are not on Bluey, so the photographer are:
📸 Joshua Intini
📸 Kevin Palmer
📸 Joshua Intini
📸 Kevin Palmer
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Elon Musk asked a flight attendant for a handjob in exchange for a pony and routinely asks women if he can mail them his jizz.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Elon Musk asked a flight attendant for a handjob in exchange for a pony and routinely asks women if he can mail them his jizz.
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I need people to understand these men aren’t pedophiles: they’re opportunists. They’re worse than pedophiles. They have no compulsion to hurt children, they do it because they *can*
These men must be prohibited from wielding all forms of power. They must lose their jobs, connections & wealth.
These men must be prohibited from wielding all forms of power. They must lose their jobs, connections & wealth.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I need people to understand these men aren’t pedophiles: they’re opportunists. They’re worse than pedophiles. They have no compulsion to hurt children, they do it because they *can*
These men must be prohibited from wielding all forms of power. They must lose their jobs, connections & wealth.
These men must be prohibited from wielding all forms of power. They must lose their jobs, connections & wealth.
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The only reason we know anything about the Epstein files is because the survivors refused to give up.
This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
Epstein accusers say they are compiling list of his associates
Victims of the disgraced financier give emotional accounts of abuse in a news conference on the steps of the US Capitol.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The only reason we know anything about the Epstein files is because the survivors refused to give up.
This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
This release is about the the bravery & tenacity of the survivors who continue to fight for justice in a system seeking to crush, silence, and erase them.
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to ALL the "death threat" pearl clutchers:
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
to ALL the "death threat" pearl clutchers:
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This comment is so funny to me because YES people have literally been reading them ALL NIGHT, people will ABSOLUTELY read them
THEY JUST HANDED THE INTERNET THE MOST EXCITING GROUP PROJECT IT HAS HAD IN YEARS
THEY JUST HANDED THE INTERNET THE MOST EXCITING GROUP PROJECT IT HAS HAD IN YEARS
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This comment is so funny to me because YES people have literally been reading them ALL NIGHT, people will ABSOLUTELY read them
THEY JUST HANDED THE INTERNET THE MOST EXCITING GROUP PROJECT IT HAS HAD IN YEARS
THEY JUST HANDED THE INTERNET THE MOST EXCITING GROUP PROJECT IT HAS HAD IN YEARS
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A number of local Chicago reporters/journalists have truly distinguished themselves over the past few weeks and I am so very grateful. It also shows that reporting is a public service when done well. Thank you all.
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A number of local Chicago reporters/journalists have truly distinguished themselves over the past few weeks and I am so very grateful. It also shows that reporting is a public service when done well. Thank you all.
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To review:
Email #1: Jeff Epstein says he "gave" a 20-year old girl to Trump
Email #2: Epstein says Trump "knew about the girls" he was recruiting at Mara Lago for his pedophile ring and Trump never reported it.
Email #3: Epstein says an underage victim "spent hours" at Epstein's house with Trump
Email #1: Jeff Epstein says he "gave" a 20-year old girl to Trump
Email #2: Epstein says Trump "knew about the girls" he was recruiting at Mara Lago for his pedophile ring and Trump never reported it.
Email #3: Epstein says an underage victim "spent hours" at Epstein's house with Trump
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
To review:
Email #1: Jeff Epstein says he "gave" a 20-year old girl to Trump
Email #2: Epstein says Trump "knew about the girls" he was recruiting at Mara Lago for his pedophile ring and Trump never reported it.
Email #3: Epstein says an underage victim "spent hours" at Epstein's house with Trump
Email #1: Jeff Epstein says he "gave" a 20-year old girl to Trump
Email #2: Epstein says Trump "knew about the girls" he was recruiting at Mara Lago for his pedophile ring and Trump never reported it.
Email #3: Epstein says an underage victim "spent hours" at Epstein's house with Trump
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This describes basically the entire "rationalist" movement, starting from the 2000s, that morphed into the tech reactionary anti-democracy movement now.
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
This describes basically the entire "rationalist" movement, starting from the 2000s, that morphed into the tech reactionary anti-democracy movement now.
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This comes as part of an extended chat between Epstein and Larry Summers, in which Summers is defending Trump, and notorious pedophile ring leader Jeffrey Epstein says no, Trump is a very bad person.
Still working our way through approx. 23,000 pages of Epstein related documents released by House Oversight Cmte.
In another email.. this one from Feb. 2017.. Epstein references Trump
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In another email.. this one from Feb. 2017.. Epstein references Trump
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November 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This comes as part of an extended chat between Epstein and Larry Summers, in which Summers is defending Trump, and notorious pedophile ring leader Jeffrey Epstein says no, Trump is a very bad person.
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The social-interpersonal ethics of American businesses is such that executives are treated like mini kings, which very much has an “elites kicked in the head by a mule”/“dictator’s dilemma” effect on their sense-making and constructed knowledge, and how people just carry out their insane decisions.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The social-interpersonal ethics of American businesses is such that executives are treated like mini kings, which very much has an “elites kicked in the head by a mule”/“dictator’s dilemma” effect on their sense-making and constructed knowledge, and how people just carry out their insane decisions.
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there's a direct line between exploiting people financially and exploiting them in other ways. the news about rich men should not surprise you.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
there's a direct line between exploiting people financially and exploiting them in other ways. the news about rich men should not surprise you.
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You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique
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I guess I would hate "social justice warriors" too if I were a mash-up of Kingpin, Hitler, and Jimmy Savile.
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I guess I would hate "social justice warriors" too if I were a mash-up of Kingpin, Hitler, and Jimmy Savile.
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Whereupon Wally learns, again, that he does not care for the fresh blueberries.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Whereupon Wally learns, again, that he does not care for the fresh blueberries.
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A short and incisive thread on the situation at the NYT from someone who has written for them
I think there are a number of people employed at the New York Times -- certainly not all of them, but many! -- who simply do not grasp how badly the paper's credibility has been shaken over the past few years, along several different axes, and for multiple different reasons
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A short and incisive thread on the situation at the NYT from someone who has written for them