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justabagofbeans.bsky.social
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@justabagofbeans.bsky.social
your local “please don’t make me petition you” therapist

show me your thrifts, book recs, and the ways you dismantle oppression 👁️👁️
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Don’t deviate from the sandwich you always order on the day you find out your friend died. It feels like the world is ending.
May 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
tornadoes through lansing last night, feels good to not be the one targeted by the fallen trees

iykyk
May 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
walked my client to the elevator and as I walked back down the hall I heard them telling their parent how much they like/feel safe with me and suddenly its all worth it again
May 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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women
May 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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i want a tamagotchi type thing where there’s a real grown man trapped inside a little device and he’s dependent on me
March 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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My vibrator just caught on fire I stg this is my 13th reason why
April 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Dark was easily one of the best shows I’ve ever watched
May 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sometimes I wake up and remember that I’m a licensed therapist and people trust me with the most intimate parts of themselves and that’s terrifying and also so so so cool
April 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Asking Bluesky for a setting where if you post a joke about a politics thing it only allows riffs on the joke, not serious replies about the thing
February 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My therapist had to walk me through this as I spiraled in session thinking I manipulate other people in my life. It’s me, I’m the people calling myself manipulative. 🥲🫠
“Manipulative” is just what people call you when they don’t like that you have needs.

#HumanNotPD
February 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I can’t wait for all the pro life people out there who are fine with the government deciding what people should be able to do with their bodies or children’s bodies to go on summer vacations with their newly unmedicated adhd children
February 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
felt the same about someone who said I couldn’t get a nose ring because “it’ll make you look ugly” and then proceeded to develop the BIGGEST desire for alt-girls w tattoos and piercings
February 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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motion to get rid of 4AM. absolutely useless time
February 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
this is the last face you see before I indoctrinate your child with the woke agenda (aka teach them emotion regulation, boundaries, and provide healthy role modeling for communication)
February 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
next time you get mad at me, just know this is who you’re yelling at.
February 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
daydreaming about rooming with my best friend in the psych hospital
February 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I forgot about bluesky for a moment while I was in a slump but I am BACK and BETTER THAN EVER
February 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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My zoomer son just now: "I feel like none of this would be happening if Schoolhouse Rock was still regularly on television."
February 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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The energy of Lansing is: a little bit high and late for work.
February 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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You never hear of pushed pork
December 7, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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“I PAID for this tiny tummy BITCH.”
February 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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if y'all aren't careful I'll start playing Linger by the Cranberries on repeat, you watch out
February 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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shhh the black mold is talking to me
February 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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can you even believe that in a few weeks there are going to be leaves growing on the trees again???? the world is beautiful 🥺 we are so lucky
February 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM