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Jake P
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Football enjoyer. Tottenham #COYS. Weird little town resident. Brown. Wishes technology worked for people.
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The thing that pisses me off so much about “quiet piggy” is that he walks around like he isn’t a repulsive slob.
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Something good
HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Is anyone from Lansing MI city council on BSky? Because as you consider allowing a data center to invade our city, I beg you to take a beat, and not get suckered.

Despite what you are being sold, there will be no new jobs, higher utility bills, and an empty warehouse within 5 years.
A net 20% of fund managers said companies were spending too much on AI investments, according to a new survey — the first time this has been the majority view since 2005. on.ft.com/4icvxvy
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
So basically all. I assume the other 2.6% that had a criminal record were coincidental.
November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“The logic of algorithms tends to repeat what “works,” but art opens up what is possible. Not everything has to be immediate or predictable. Defend slowness when it serves a purpose, silence when it speaks and difference when evocative.”

Rad Pope stuff here.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Amazing start to a small vacation. High calf strain during sprint drills, and a catastrophic oil leak in the car.
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s not an intellectual conundrum.

Ditch. Fire.

Simple.
Throw any and all pedophiles in a ditch and set it on fire. This should never be a discussion.
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Break em
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.

Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.

Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
If I had to say what the one most challenging thing about living in this modern age of capitalism is, I think I would go with being alive.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The 50 year mortgage will be wildly popular since most Americans only think in terms of monthly payments.

See 84 month car loans.
Communicating why a 50 year mortgage costs more, overall, than a 30 year mortgage should not be a hard task.

The problem is the average American is both functionally illiterate and innumerate, as a deliberate result of decades of the policies made by the very people pushing for 50 year mortgages.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
White House Finds That Things Are Good Actually, You Ungrateful Serfs.
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Happy Singles day
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
“I have my own feelings.”

You know what else you have? Healthcare. For life. On our backs.

So pardon me when I say: no one gives a fuck about your feelings.
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.

I get it. I have my own feelings.

🧵
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Jokes on them because now no one will have $5 to donate to their dumb texting campaigns.
Maybe Senate Democrats want you to believe they’re helpless so they can stop trying to be courageous and go back to grifting like the rest of Washington.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Really starting to understand Saw Gerrera’s view on resistance and rebellion.
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Engaging with a dictator in hopes that his people will honor their “promise” is the dumbest thing I can imagine in this moment.

Which is why the Dems will 100% do it.
Americans can’t afford this deal.

Democrats can fight AND win — just like we did in our budget battle in Michigan.

A promise isn’t a deal. Don’t settle.
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It’s immediately full winter and now I just want a huge bowl of chili with cornbread.
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I hope women ruin all of the workplaces. Work fucking sucks. Thank you women!
many people are saying!
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Micky van de Ven is a god. A handsome footballing god. #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That’s a GREAT goal by Tel #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I had a dream last night that I was asking to Spurs front office to go get NYCFC era David Villa.

When asked what I really wanted from the transfer I responded: A SELFISH STRIKER WHO WILL SHOOT AND FINISH. #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I’m just going to say it: I miss Ange ball. We’d still be behind, but I’d at least have the hope that we could maybe pop off for 3 second half goals. #COYS
November 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have a tremendous amount of questions
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM