Jake P
@jahre.bsky.social
Football enjoyer. Tottenham #COYS. Weird little town resident. Brown. Wishes technology worked for people.
If you ever see this - you buy it. 18 year Meyer’s aged in Sazerac Rye casks.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you ever see this - you buy it. 18 year Meyer’s aged in Sazerac Rye casks.
Me: good morning!
My cat: If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy.
My cat: If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy.
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Me: good morning!
My cat: If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy.
My cat: If you’re not with me, then you’re my enemy.
Looking at my “Oops, all Dembele” mug does raise spirits.
What I wouldn’t give for another Rolls Royce in the midfield these days… #COYS
What I wouldn’t give for another Rolls Royce in the midfield these days… #COYS
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Looking at my “Oops, all Dembele” mug does raise spirits.
What I wouldn’t give for another Rolls Royce in the midfield these days… #COYS
What I wouldn’t give for another Rolls Royce in the midfield these days… #COYS
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Whenever I see the price of gas in an old movie
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Whenever I see the price of gas in an old movie
Most people don’t even know what SNAP benefits are (see google trends over the last 90 days) let alone how others receiving those benefits could be “hurting” them.
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Most people don’t even know what SNAP benefits are (see google trends over the last 90 days) let alone how others receiving those benefits could be “hurting” them.
Look at my beautiful little baby.
September 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Look at my beautiful little baby.
Why does it immediately give me this…
September 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why does it immediately give me this…
Truly one of the best line deliveries of BATMAN (1989)
September 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Truly one of the best line deliveries of BATMAN (1989)
Did someone say rookie numbers?
September 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Did someone say rookie numbers?
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Kind of a shite week but I will take this W
August 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Kind of a shite week but I will take this W
I’ve been watching a lot of MR INBETWEEN lately, and I figured it would come in handy to have a saved photo to use when I know someone is being a motherfucker.
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I’ve been watching a lot of MR INBETWEEN lately, and I figured it would come in handy to have a saved photo to use when I know someone is being a motherfucker.
Celebrating the return of the league with my “Oops, all Dembélé!” courtesy of @noscoredraws.com. Hideous.
#COYS
#COYS
August 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Celebrating the return of the league with my “Oops, all Dembélé!” courtesy of @noscoredraws.com. Hideous.
#COYS
#COYS
August 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
