Pippa 🦇
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Henry Winter’s cigarette. Vroom Vroom. Capricorn/Saturnal mess. Chaos bisexual. Deny me and be doomed. Fix your hearts or die. She/Her | CT
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Pippa 🦇
@murderbots.bsky.social
· Nov 8
The only book that should burn is project 2025
The Ocasio 64 is SO FUNNY
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The Ocasio 64 is SO FUNNY
God I hate the patriots
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
God I hate the patriots
Does anyone know the best/cheapest way from BWI to downtown DC? 🥺
February 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Does anyone know the best/cheapest way from BWI to downtown DC? 🥺
The accuracy on the Pitt stays insane bc there’s a racing family and they’re all yell speaking bc obviously none of them can hear well
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The accuracy on the Pitt stays insane bc there’s a racing family and they’re all yell speaking bc obviously none of them can hear well
I keep seeing so many things about adhd meds and feeling like a zombie or not feeling well and idk maybe those meds aren’t right for you then bc I’ve never felt more able to be myself and slow down before in my life
January 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I keep seeing so many things about adhd meds and feeling like a zombie or not feeling well and idk maybe those meds aren’t right for you then bc I’ve never felt more able to be myself and slow down before in my life
God I hate purple but I love figment it’s like neurodivergent cognitive dissonance and I hate it
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
God I hate purple but I love figment it’s like neurodivergent cognitive dissonance and I hate it
I still can’t believe I saw Robyn on NYE
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I still can’t believe I saw Robyn on NYE
Me, choosing names for our pets: I like these weird book or character references
Me for our next dog: I want to name it jellybean I like jellybeans
Me for our next dog: I want to name it jellybean I like jellybeans
January 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Me, choosing names for our pets: I like these weird book or character references
Me for our next dog: I want to name it jellybean I like jellybeans
Me for our next dog: I want to name it jellybean I like jellybeans
Day 2 in Florida still haven’t seen a fucking alligator
January 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Day 2 in Florida still haven’t seen a fucking alligator
Trump: you’re arrested for xyz so I can announce my occupation of your country before even occupying it
Also trump: pardoned someone a
month ago for the same shit (“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life”)
Also trump: pardoned someone a
month ago for the same shit (“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life”)
January 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Trump: you’re arrested for xyz so I can announce my occupation of your country before even occupying it
Also trump: pardoned someone a
month ago for the same shit (“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life”)
Also trump: pardoned someone a
month ago for the same shit (“If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life”)
We got delayed at the airport today when they had to announce all flights to San Juan or out of San Juan were grounded “because Venezuela” and I just woke up from a nap to more BS I can’t
January 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
We got delayed at the airport today when they had to announce all flights to San Juan or out of San Juan were grounded “because Venezuela” and I just woke up from a nap to more BS I can’t
What do you MEAN pac sun did a collab w one of my fave niche-ish museums and have 2 things that aren’t even cute of my favorite niche medieval art?! UGH
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
What do you MEAN pac sun did a collab w one of my fave niche-ish museums and have 2 things that aren’t even cute of my favorite niche medieval art?! UGH
One of my favorite things is when pretentious people who haven’t even spent a second getting to know me just assume I’m uncultured and boring and then I hit them with the yeah I sat through a 5 hour play a few weeks ago for funsies
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
One of my favorite things is when pretentious people who haven’t even spent a second getting to know me just assume I’m uncultured and boring and then I hit them with the yeah I sat through a 5 hour play a few weeks ago for funsies
Today I wrote 1500 pages after making a playlist instead of an outline and if that ain’t adhd idk what is
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Today I wrote 1500 pages after making a playlist instead of an outline and if that ain’t adhd idk what is
Writing a book is wild bc what do you mean I can just do this?
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Writing a book is wild bc what do you mean I can just do this?
I’m so excited hehehe
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’m so excited hehehe
ADHD is so funny bc im like I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO IM SO STRESSED and I just need to water my plants
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ADHD is so funny bc im like I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO IM SO STRESSED and I just need to water my plants
Me, going to see my friends’ off broadway debut play they wrote and directed: can I have the firefly poster prop in that locker also I found a continuity error the play was 10/10
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Me, going to see my friends’ off broadway debut play they wrote and directed: can I have the firefly poster prop in that locker also I found a continuity error the play was 10/10
I would love to know why the pharmacy acts like my buspar is crack and sends me through the ringer trying to get it every 90 days but they just filled my Xanax prescription in under 30 minutes of it being sent in
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I would love to know why the pharmacy acts like my buspar is crack and sends me through the ringer trying to get it every 90 days but they just filled my Xanax prescription in under 30 minutes of it being sent in
Once I realized football was just a turn based rpg like Pokémon it made a lot more sense and got a lot more fun
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Once I realized football was just a turn based rpg like Pokémon it made a lot more sense and got a lot more fun