Pippa 🦇
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Henry Winter’s cigarette. Vroom Vroom. Capricorn/Saturnal mess. Chaos bisexual. Deny me and be doomed. Fix your hearts or die. She/Her | CT
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Pippa 🦇
@murderbots.bsky.social
· Nov 8
The only book that should burn is project 2025
No offensive I don’t want glp1 covered j want my psych meds covered
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
No offensive I don’t want glp1 covered j want my psych meds covered
My work: your team is doing January’s drink specials
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My work: your team is doing January’s drink specials
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
Me: bet but there’s absolutely going to be an interview with the vampire themed drink with red velvet “blood spatter”
Maybe I’m like way behind on this (I know I am) but why was the fantastic 4 refusing to yeet their baby and put the whole world at risk okay but Wanda grieving and trying to find her kids is bad
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Maybe I’m like way behind on this (I know I am) but why was the fantastic 4 refusing to yeet their baby and put the whole world at risk okay but Wanda grieving and trying to find her kids is bad
Being chronically ill is so funny bc what do you mean for every one specialist I see they will send me to two more like some insane pyramid scheme
November 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Being chronically ill is so funny bc what do you mean for every one specialist I see they will send me to two more like some insane pyramid scheme
I just got clocked so hard by this oooof
perfect jcard for a noise tape. no notes. print it
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I just got clocked so hard by this oooof
Remember when Dick Cheney shot someone
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Remember when Dick Cheney shot someone
These are absolutely heinous and I bought them immediately
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
These are absolutely heinous and I bought them immediately
Well happy off season I guess
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Well happy off season I guess
I’m sorry how tf did Larson have the drive of his life when Denny held the race on talent and merit the whole time
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m sorry how tf did Larson have the drive of his life when Denny held the race on talent and merit the whole time
You know what either way I was gonna cry
November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You know what either way I was gonna cry
Matt just asked if Larson has any sponsors yet and I’m crying
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Matt just asked if Larson has any sponsors yet and I’m crying
BYRON YOU DUMB DUMB
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
BYRON YOU DUMB DUMB
Brb gotta mash potatoes
November 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Brb gotta mash potatoes
Making garlic confit for these mashed potatoes for my Swedish meatball dinner so enjoy the beer filled nascar championship rage tweets my little hot wheels 💖
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Making garlic confit for these mashed potatoes for my Swedish meatball dinner so enjoy the beer filled nascar championship rage tweets my little hot wheels 💖
Ryan Blaney the Capricorn that you are
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ryan Blaney the Capricorn that you are
I know ppl argue about up and down about it and it’s nuanced or whatever but Austin Dillon is such a nepo piece of shit who really doesn’t need to be on the track tyvm
November 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I know ppl argue about up and down about it and it’s nuanced or whatever but Austin Dillon is such a nepo piece of shit who really doesn’t need to be on the track tyvm
Denny Hamlin I swear to fucking god
November 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Denny Hamlin I swear to fucking god
I’m switching to vyvanse thoughts and prayers
November 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m switching to vyvanse thoughts and prayers
Not a day goes by where I don’t think of this moment and this photo and how beautiful it is to be a woman
October 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not a day goes by where I don’t think of this moment and this photo and how beautiful it is to be a woman
POV you’re chronically ill and have awful heat intolerance so your 10 year old niece takes ketchup packets she put in the fridge at your hotel out and gives them to you to cool off bc it’s “kind of like an ice pack”
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
POV you’re chronically ill and have awful heat intolerance so your 10 year old niece takes ketchup packets she put in the fridge at your hotel out and gives them to you to cool off bc it’s “kind of like an ice pack”
Lightning bolts on a necklace with lyrics about lightning being ss gives the same energy as Pink Floyd is gay bc rainbows I said what I said
October 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Lightning bolts on a necklace with lyrics about lightning being ss gives the same energy as Pink Floyd is gay bc rainbows I said what I said
Screaming bc thunder mountain is adding more bats. Idc what else they do - it was important to let me know there will be significantly more bats.
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Screaming bc thunder mountain is adding more bats. Idc what else they do - it was important to let me know there will be significantly more bats.
