My hands are so cracked and dry and I desperately want a quarter pounder. Why is life pain
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My hands are so cracked and dry and I desperately want a quarter pounder. Why is life pain
Told Arthur that he was mean to me in my dream and he offered to go beat dream him up so he's an elite man
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Told Arthur that he was mean to me in my dream and he offered to go beat dream him up so he's an elite man
If I smile at you and you don't smile back I stg
November 26, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If I smile at you and you don't smile back I stg
I shouldn't have to get out of bed if I don't wanna
November 17, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I shouldn't have to get out of bed if I don't wanna
Listening to my little doggies crunch a fresh honey crisp apple slice brings me a joy that no other substance ever could
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Listening to my little doggies crunch a fresh honey crisp apple slice brings me a joy that no other substance ever could
It's always kind of funny to go through yet another medical concern around new people because literally everyone will ask me if I'm pregnant. No queen my body is just constantly falling apart in new and exciting ways
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It's always kind of funny to go through yet another medical concern around new people because literally everyone will ask me if I'm pregnant. No queen my body is just constantly falling apart in new and exciting ways
I agreed to do something on a Sunday evening two weeks ago and my time has come and I want to pass away
October 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I agreed to do something on a Sunday evening two weeks ago and my time has come and I want to pass away
I love terrorizing my friends 🩵
October 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I love terrorizing my friends 🩵
I hope this man knows I love him so much
October 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I hope this man knows I love him so much
“Well obviously I don’t CRAVE disability but -“
October 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
“Well obviously I don’t CRAVE disability but -“
TTPD was not good but holy god Taylor Swift outdid herself with the worst album of all time in TLOASG
October 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
TTPD was not good but holy god Taylor Swift outdid herself with the worst album of all time in TLOASG
Sigh add Pierce Rd. Bar to the list of places I’ve pooped
September 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sigh add Pierce Rd. Bar to the list of places I’ve pooped
I don’t want to be mentally ill anymore let me off this ride
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I don’t want to be mentally ill anymore let me off this ride
I used to love a little Benadryl moment but since developing restless legs I absolutely HATE to see a rash coming
September 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I used to love a little Benadryl moment but since developing restless legs I absolutely HATE to see a rash coming
I made my chili too spicy I’m gunna pass out (still gunna eat it tho)
September 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I made my chili too spicy I’m gunna pass out (still gunna eat it tho)
Arthur spent two hours dusting/organizing/cable managing my PC and whole desk setup without me asking 😭 I love that man FR
September 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Arthur spent two hours dusting/organizing/cable managing my PC and whole desk setup without me asking 😭 I love that man FR
Imagine Taylor Swift speaking out politically or at minimum reading the room and not scalping her fans with 8,000 variants of an album that hasn’t even been released yet???
Oh but sure, congrats to the billionaire on her PR engagement. Eat my ass
Oh but sure, congrats to the billionaire on her PR engagement. Eat my ass
August 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Imagine Taylor Swift speaking out politically or at minimum reading the room and not scalping her fans with 8,000 variants of an album that hasn’t even been released yet???
Oh but sure, congrats to the billionaire on her PR engagement. Eat my ass
Oh but sure, congrats to the billionaire on her PR engagement. Eat my ass
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can't a girl just enjoy her delusions in peace
August 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
can't a girl just enjoy her delusions in peace
$14 cab sav and a little cesars pizza. Life is good
August 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
$14 cab sav and a little cesars pizza. Life is good
Not me getting butterflies over my bf of more than a year telling me I’m the coolest person he knows like??? I should hope so ur dating me??? However I have a CRUSH on him
August 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Not me getting butterflies over my bf of more than a year telling me I’m the coolest person he knows like??? I should hope so ur dating me??? However I have a CRUSH on him
I’VE BEEN AFRAID OF CHANGING CAUSE I
BUILT MY LIFE
AROUND
YOU
TIME MAKES YOU BOLDER
EVEN CHILDREN GET OLDER
AND I’M
GETTING
OLDER
TOO.
BUILT MY LIFE
AROUND
YOU
TIME MAKES YOU BOLDER
EVEN CHILDREN GET OLDER
AND I’M
GETTING
OLDER
TOO.
August 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I’VE BEEN AFRAID OF CHANGING CAUSE I
BUILT MY LIFE
AROUND
YOU
TIME MAKES YOU BOLDER
EVEN CHILDREN GET OLDER
AND I’M
GETTING
OLDER
TOO.
BUILT MY LIFE
AROUND
YOU
TIME MAKES YOU BOLDER
EVEN CHILDREN GET OLDER
AND I’M
GETTING
OLDER
TOO.
*chews clit like ur favorite Polly pocket clothing item*
August 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
*chews clit like ur favorite Polly pocket clothing item*
Playing TFT, watching a compilation of cops arresting cops, and vibing on a Friday night. Life don’t get much better than this
August 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Playing TFT, watching a compilation of cops arresting cops, and vibing on a Friday night. Life don’t get much better than this
I like my men how I like my bread - soft but supportive
August 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I like my men how I like my bread - soft but supportive
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Sorry I yelled out, "BLESS THIS MESS," when I climaxed.
July 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Sorry I yelled out, "BLESS THIS MESS," when I climaxed.