jo
@jotoldyouso.bsky.social
accidental baker of goods // she/her
my mom always let me lick the spoon/spatula after I would “help” her bake as a kid
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
my mom always let me lick the spoon/spatula after I would “help” her bake as a kid
just submitted my master food preserver application 🫣
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
just submitted my master food preserver application 🫣
friendsgiving pumpkin sourdough rolls incoming
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
friendsgiving pumpkin sourdough rolls incoming
i love living in SF but damn if there isn’t always fog or some kind of cloud cover literally anytime there’s any kind of celestial event. i would like to see a meteor or a northern light sometime pls
November 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i love living in SF but damn if there isn’t always fog or some kind of cloud cover literally anytime there’s any kind of celestial event. i would like to see a meteor or a northern light sometime pls
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
impulse buying a ticket last night to doechii is definitely one of the better decisions I’ve made
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
impulse buying a ticket last night to doechii is definitely one of the better decisions I’ve made
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I just want @attackerman.bsky.social to get to write so many more of these until “blistering review of the life of a socially accepted genocidaire” is a genre of obit
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
His Works Completed, Dick Cheney, Mass Murderer of Iraqis and American Democracy, Dies
As much as the Trumpists claim to disavow the War on Terror, they walk a path paved by the most powerful vice president in U.S. history.
www.thenation.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I just want @attackerman.bsky.social to get to write so many more of these until “blistering review of the life of a socially accepted genocidaire” is a genre of obit
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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you know what we could do it hook these all together and maybe run them in special tracks on a schedule
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
you know what we could do it hook these all together and maybe run them in special tracks on a schedule
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
October 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
With millions at risk of losing SNAP in the coming days, a reminder: hunger doesn't happen in isolation. When food assistance disappears, families use rent money to eat. Then come evictions and homelessness.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
Housing, food, healthcare—it's all connected. Cut one thread and the whole thing unravels.
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“The question of who gets to live as long as they should isn’t moral but systemic.
We often say that death is the great unifier as it’s the one thing that we all have in common. But sometimes, I look around and wonder if even the after-life is segregated.”
We often say that death is the great unifier as it’s the one thing that we all have in common. But sometimes, I look around and wonder if even the after-life is segregated.”
Diane Keaton, Miss Major, D'Angelo...
Who gets to live a "long" life in America?
open.substack.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“The question of who gets to live as long as they should isn’t moral but systemic.
We often say that death is the great unifier as it’s the one thing that we all have in common. But sometimes, I look around and wonder if even the after-life is segregated.”
We often say that death is the great unifier as it’s the one thing that we all have in common. But sometimes, I look around and wonder if even the after-life is segregated.”
how has everyone’s rapture been going today
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
how has everyone’s rapture been going today
happy spooky lake month eve
October 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
happy spooky lake month eve
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Huh wow turns out the people who wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs never cared about free speech, they just wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Huh wow turns out the people who wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs never cared about free speech, they just wanted to misgender and deadname trans people and use racist slurs
went to office depot to buy a couple new zip-up binders for the bakeries today and had to decline an insurance policy on each of them. what are we doing here
August 27, 2025 at 6:53 AM
went to office depot to buy a couple new zip-up binders for the bakeries today and had to decline an insurance policy on each of them. what are we doing here
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"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Age verification" laws are actually "upload your ID or get your face scanned to access every website, ending anonymity and associating your identity with everything you do online" laws and if more people understood that they would not be down for this authoritarian nonsense
witnessed a woman remove plastic wrap on an ear of corn and start eating it while driving today. pretty amazing actually
August 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
witnessed a woman remove plastic wrap on an ear of corn and start eating it while driving today. pretty amazing actually
got out of town for a few days last week and almost didn’t realize how nice it was to drive on waymo-less streets again until i was back on fell st and almost home
August 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
got out of town for a few days last week and almost didn’t realize how nice it was to drive on waymo-less streets again until i was back on fell st and almost home
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You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
July 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in
been thinking about that tweet from last year saying the 4th of july was feeling like america’s going out of business sale. no reason - just a coincidence, i’m sure!
July 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
been thinking about that tweet from last year saying the 4th of july was feeling like america’s going out of business sale. no reason - just a coincidence, i’m sure!