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oops forgot to post the finished product
eleven loaves of 6 golden brown rolls topped with black and white sesame seeds sit on a cooling rack on a full-sized sheet pan
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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friendsgiving pumpkin sourdough rolls incoming
eleven small loaf pans, each with six unbaked orangish rolls topped with black and white sesame seeds, across two full-sized sheet pans
November 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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fake NYT headline that reads, “Eric Adame Questions Mamdani’s Commitment to Serving Interests of Turkey”
July 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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one of my favorite things in any art exhibit is seeing all the ornate frames
bottom left corner of mary cassatt’s ‘the child’s bath’ (1880) with her signature and the corner of the ornate gold frame around the painting bottom left corner of mary cassatt’s ‘mother and two children’ (ca. 1905), containing her signature and the corner of its ornate gold frame. the painting itself is a circle and sits in a square frame
January 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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mood
close up of the little girl in mary cassatt’s ‘little girl in a blue armchair’ (1878). she’s in a white dress with a plaid blanket? shawl? across her waist with matching socks and black shoes, lounging in a blue chair with her left hand behind her head and an unamused expression on her face
January 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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one (or the only?) upside to getting off work late is catching a killer sunrise
sunrise behind sutro tower, looking up the street from the outer avenues. the clouds are pale pink, and the streetlights are still on
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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my life for the next week
a partially crimped pie crust sits on a wooden bench in the foreground. behind it to the left is another crimped crust. a rolling pin, scraps of dough, a deli container of bench flour, two pucks of pie dough, a can of oil spray, and a stack of metal pie tins all sit toward the back of the bench
November 20, 2024 at 5:44 AM
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everyone please enjoy the first thing that made me laugh today
tweet from steve inskeep @nprinskeep quote tweeted by ira madison iii @iramadisonthree @nprinskeep: just interviewed rfk jr., who said he spent two days last week with trump and, now that the election is won, rfk repeats the new administration will recommend getting fluoride out of drinking water on jan. 20. adds the administration will give “information” on vaccines. @iramadisonthree: rfk is still a kennedy. someone put him on a plane, chile
November 7, 2024 at 6:57 AM
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frowny box from mr. charlie’s w/a mexican coke bottle. like a happy meal, it’s a red box w/handles & yellow writing that says mr. charlie’s :( - the eyes in the sad face are x’s. there’s a yellow neon sad face like the one on the box in the window in the background, along with some warhol-esque campbell’s soup cans on the wall and some fake cows on astro turf by the entrance
August 25, 2024 at 7:41 AM
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learned about mr. charlie’s tonight from some of my bakers and am now picking up my very own frowny box on the way back to one of the other bakeries
red & yellow booth in the shape of a frowny box (happy meal) inside mr. charlie’s, a vegan mcdoanld’s rip-off/spoof. the restaurant itself is located across the street from an actual mcdonald’s
August 25, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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ngl this hits a little different in light of these findings 🥴
Spider-Man meme with three spidermen pointing to one another. one is labeled ‘my grandfather full of asbestos,’ another ‘my father full of lead,’ and the third as ‘me full of microplastics’
August 12, 2024 at 5:51 AM
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hear me out, what if there were a fridge with transparent doors - clear doors, even! so one could see inside without having to open it
two beverage fridges at Walgreens with lcd screens for doors instead of clear glass that display images of fridge contents and ads. door on the left is black/not working with a taped sign on it reading “COLD BEER”
July 29, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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at the nieces’ ballet recital today. love that in 1893, Chopin and his choreographer said, ‘no plot, just vibes’ for their ballet Les Sylphides
image of program notes for Les Sylphides that read: “Set in 1893, with choreography from Fokine and music by Chopin, Les Sylphides is a “romantic reverie” credited as the first ballet to be simply about mood and dance, with no plot—Sylphides in white and a young man in black dance under the moonlight.”
May 26, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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recipe development: still my favorite part of the job. v2.0 vegan blackberry peach scones.
green cutting board on top of a wooden bench. blackberry peach scone dough, a paring knife, couple pieces of peach, measuring cup with a little almond milk to brush on top of the scones all sit on the cutting board.
September 10, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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y’all better hustle if you want to snag any of their last beers!
empty shelving anchor brewing shelves at bevmo except for a lone, ripped 6 pack of their ipa
July 13, 2023 at 5:32 AM