Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה
@josiebrenda.bsky.social
Imperiatrix of SEVs. Mother of 4 Nerds, 2 Voids, and 1 ^I. Physicist 1st, geek always. EMT. Orthodox Jewish lipstick lesbian. If you loved me you'd repost me. ⚢ ✡
S = k ln W
S = k ln W
Does anyone else find it smirk-worthy that this comes out of Salt Lake City?
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Does anyone else find it smirk-worthy that this comes out of Salt Lake City?
Corporate needs you to find the difference etc etc
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Corporate needs you to find the difference etc etc
This is why we cannot have nice things
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This is why we cannot have nice things
I'm not being resistant about packing. I'm being prevented.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm not being resistant about packing. I'm being prevented.
CNBC trotting out James Carville "on the Democrats" is peak Principal Skinner meme in real life
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
CNBC trotting out James Carville "on the Democrats" is peak Principal Skinner meme in real life
These heirlooms have come to me, and 140 years of the Altzman family in Philadelphia comes to a close.
דור הולך ודור בא והארץ לעולם עומדת
דור הולך ודור בא והארץ לעולם עומדת
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
These heirlooms have come to me, and 140 years of the Altzman family in Philadelphia comes to a close.
דור הולך ודור בא והארץ לעולם עומדת
דור הולך ודור בא והארץ לעולם עומדת
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm sure this is 100% legit and it reminds me what Tom lehrer would have said, "LinkedIn is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm sure this is 100% legit and it reminds me what Tom lehrer would have said, "LinkedIn is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
I'm sure this is 100% above-board legit and it makes me so happy to be on LinkedIn.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm sure this is 100% above-board legit and it makes me so happy to be on LinkedIn.
Move along, nothing to see here. Just the President of the United States casually calling all transgender people crazy. I'm sure that no one will take that as permission to use violence against people like me.
Trump: "A lot of the Saudis are sitting here saying, 'What the hell is he talking about? Transitioning?' They don't do a lot of transitioning. They're saying, 'What do you mean women are playing against men? That doesn't happen does it?" Yeah it does. These people are crazy."
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Move along, nothing to see here. Just the President of the United States casually calling all transgender people crazy. I'm sure that no one will take that as permission to use violence against people like me.
Get them, too.
There are very not fine people on both sides
There are very not fine people on both sides
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Get them, too.
There are very not fine people on both sides
There are very not fine people on both sides
Apropos nothing else, anyone want to spill the tea on why Trump and Vance "weren't invited" to Cheney's funeral today?
Protocol? Snub?
Not seeing anything about this in the usual news reports
Protocol? Snub?
Not seeing anything about this in the usual news reports
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Apropos nothing else, anyone want to spill the tea on why Trump and Vance "weren't invited" to Cheney's funeral today?
Protocol? Snub?
Not seeing anything about this in the usual news reports
Protocol? Snub?
Not seeing anything about this in the usual news reports
What do you think my chances are of convincing the folks in my minhah minyan at work to save 60 seconds and skip tahanun today? 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What do you think my chances are of convincing the folks in my minhah minyan at work to save 60 seconds and skip tahanun today? 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 PM
סיגד שמח!
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
סיגד שמח!
My hairdresser continues to amaze me.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My hairdresser continues to amaze me.
nope nope nope
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
nope nope nope
It's not a bug, it's a feature
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes. www.wired.com/story/fbi-wa...
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It's not a bug, it's a feature
I definitely did not have a sudden snow squall on today's agenda?
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I definitely did not have a sudden snow squall on today's agenda?
This is 💯 my cats. Last night. Preventing doom scrolling, because they love me
Pet play but it's me knocking shit off your desk at 3am and sticking my butthole in your face when you're trying to watch tv.
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is 💯 my cats. Last night. Preventing doom scrolling, because they love me
I went through a disappointment phase first for so many, since I labored under the illusion that they recognized our common humanity, when, it turns out, they slowly lost.
I still cling to the disappointment (rather than move to contempt) because it holds hope for redemption.
I still cling to the disappointment (rather than move to contempt) because it holds hope for redemption.
With genuine shame, recent years in politics have given me my first taste for what it is to have moralised contempt for my opponents. Not hatred, not fear; contempt. There's some core element of the right wing coalition at the moment which seems to me best described as a revolt of the loser men...
November 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I went through a disappointment phase first for so many, since I labored under the illusion that they recognized our common humanity, when, it turns out, they slowly lost.
I still cling to the disappointment (rather than move to contempt) because it holds hope for redemption.
I still cling to the disappointment (rather than move to contempt) because it holds hope for redemption.
It seems like this isn't just bread and circuses any longer
Can we circle back to the part where the NY Times never disclosed that they have incriminating information on Donald Trump from sent by Epstein that's been sitting on their email servers for nearly a decade?
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
It seems like this isn't just bread and circuses any longer
This thread is fantastic, it reminds me of a similar thread on Scottish Twitter back in the before times
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This thread is fantastic, it reminds me of a similar thread on Scottish Twitter back in the before times
So put it in @thelouvreof.bsky.social instead
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
So put it in @thelouvreof.bsky.social instead
I refuse to believe it's snowing right now
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I refuse to believe it's snowing right now