Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה
@josiebrenda.bsky.social
Imperiatrix of SEVs. Mother of 4 Nerds, 2 Voids, and 1 ^I. Physicist 1st, geek always. EMT. Orthodox Jewish lipstick lesbian. If you loved me you'd repost me. ⚢ ✡
S = k ln W
S = k ln W
Same energy
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Same energy
Corporate needs you to find the difference etc etc
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Corporate needs you to find the difference etc etc
This is why we cannot have nice things
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This is why we cannot have nice things
I'm not being resistant about packing. I'm being prevented.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm not being resistant about packing. I'm being prevented.
These heirlooms have come to me, and 140 years of the Altzman family in Philadelphia comes to a close.
דור הולך ודור בא והארץ לעולם עומדת
דור הולך ודור בא והארץ לעולם עומדת
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
These heirlooms have come to me, and 140 years of the Altzman family in Philadelphia comes to a close.
דור הולך ודור בא והארץ לעולם עומדת
דור הולך ודור בא והארץ לעולם עומדת
I'm sure this is 100% legit and it reminds me what Tom lehrer would have said, "LinkedIn is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm sure this is 100% legit and it reminds me what Tom lehrer would have said, "LinkedIn is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
I'm sure this is 100% above-board legit and it makes me so happy to be on LinkedIn.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm sure this is 100% above-board legit and it makes me so happy to be on LinkedIn.
My hairdresser continues to amaze me.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My hairdresser continues to amaze me.
I definitely did not have a sudden snow squall on today's agenda?
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I definitely did not have a sudden snow squall on today's agenda?
This, but unironically
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This, but unironically
All righty, this one made me chuckle a little bit
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
All righty, this one made me chuckle a little bit
Just putting this out there
![I always chuckle when someone says they're "wise beyond [their] years". Newp. If you're lucky, you're as wise as your years. Most of us don't get that far.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xokcibinplceyfukf4kpfswh/bafkreigm4mtbevwlqc5xzjuiltlscgoxid7y23awtxc2f7bksz5a4w5n44@jpeg)
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just putting this out there
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
wow that CD yield curve is…whack
October 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
wow that CD yield curve is…whack
Don't blame me
I voted
I voted
October 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Don't blame me
I voted
I voted
A real conversation I just had
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
A real conversation I just had
It's now generating this
October 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's now generating this
today's shiur had a digression on this
October 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
today's shiur had a digression on this
In case you haven't noticed, the Jews have only had it good so far.
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
In case you haven't noticed, the Jews have only had it good so far.
To be filed under "Ha Ha Only Serious"
(from a friend of mine in another channel)
(from a friend of mine in another channel)
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
To be filed under "Ha Ha Only Serious"
(from a friend of mine in another channel)
(from a friend of mine in another channel)