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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה
@josiebrenda.bsky.social
Imperiatrix of SEVs. Mother of 4 Nerds, 2 Voids, and 1 ^I. Physicist 1st, geek always. EMT. Orthodox Jewish lipstick lesbian. If you loved me you'd repost me. ⚢ ✡

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My aren't you precious
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I am looking forward to his next AI-confabulated series on Shinto, and other things he only learned from Wikipedia
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Also don't burn his dinner. That could be grounds...
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Someone tells me to smile more and I wanna cut a b¡tch

So there's that
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Oof.
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Same energy
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'm wondering why else would they try to engage in regime change?
November 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah, the emergency rooms are filled with people who thought they could quick cook their frozen turkeys by deep-frying.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I'm told it's delicious prepared that way, but who TF fries things barefoot? He wants oil burns on his insteps??
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nooooooooo
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Perhaps one day I will be privileged to return.
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I mean, when you're so awful you are dissed by Dick Cheney...
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
So, snub?
November 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM