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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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make a bond movie casual

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Make a Bond movie casual

Dr. Nope
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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I was going to post Elisabeth Moss talking about how “Fred Armisen’s greatest impression is that of a normal person” but when I looked it up to get the wording right I learned AI has somehow turned it from being a scathing post divorce condemnation to being a really nice complement
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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When I was on CNN's northeast desk, the first job at 6a every morning was to read the local papers. That guided some of what the massive CNN machine followed every day.

When those papers die, CNN doesn't hire new regional reporters. What you get instead is more panel shows, more punditry.
"The newspaper industry served as a feeder for our entire news media ecosystem. So when we lose those newspapers, we've lost that journalism. In the early 2000s, we had 40 journalists per 100,000 people. We're now down to 8 journalists per 100,000 people," says @victorpickard.bsky.social.
December 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
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this stupid menu does absolutely fuck all. useless.
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Reminder: This has been debunked. he was scooping the food back into the tray
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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maxell floppy disk, print ad, excerpt (1982) archive.org/details/logi...
July 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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interesting phenomenon where you can be a star wars fan while only recognizing one of the movies as good. the only more extreme case is james bond: a true bond movie fan recognizes that none of them are good.
December 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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when AI tech is mature next year, i will create a video of a white blonde woman getting fired from her job for refusing to apologize for being white. video will go viral. next, i will start a gofundme, which will earn me $2M in tax free income, allowing me to buy a home in a walkable neighborhood
December 22, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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as a bi, lemme tell ya: men are crazy. women are crazy. enbies are crazy. everyone is crazy. i stay in my house and take care of the fish
December 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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let's be honest just amongst ourselves: complying with the epstein law is an impossible task. imagine being one of the lawyers having to decide on what you can/should lawfully redact. imagine the sheer volume of documents. and to this i say lol and lmao. well played congress
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Snake-necked turtle 🐢
July 23, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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BREAKING: At least 16 files from the Epstein release disappeared from DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation.
At least 16 files have disappeared from the DOJ webpage for documents related to Jeffrey Epstein
The Justice Department’s webpage for documents related to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein is missing at least 16 of its files a day after they were released.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Tapper: This is one of the documents the DOJ released. It’s 100 pages. It’s all black. That’s the transparency we’re getting.
December 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Some of these redactions are almost like modern art
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I'm pretty sure that at this point in time, the remaining opposition to renewables are nothing but the tantrums of those with interest in fossil fuels and/or could not get the logic of "there's no cost to obtaining the fuel" to sink into the brain.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Holy crap chart from Gallup
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Wield this power over cashiers very carefully
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM