Jordan
@jordanbumper.bsky.social
29 | Nottinghamshire | Still own a cereal box that’s the same colour as Cassidy’s watch | They/He 🇵🇸
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
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One of my best friends Robin needs a new wheelchair, please share and donate if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/dcw7m-help...
They are currently talking about it right now here!
www.twitch.tv/bdolanofficial
www.gofundme.com/f/dcw7m-help...
They are currently talking about it right now here!
www.twitch.tv/bdolanofficial
Donate to Help Robin get a life-changing wheelchair, organized by Willow Stone
Hello! I'm Robin and I am hoping to raise money to pay for a new electric wheel… Willow Stone needs your support for Help Robin get a life-changing wheelchair
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
One of my best friends Robin needs a new wheelchair, please share and donate if you can!
www.gofundme.com/f/dcw7m-help...
They are currently talking about it right now here!
www.twitch.tv/bdolanofficial
www.gofundme.com/f/dcw7m-help...
They are currently talking about it right now here!
www.twitch.tv/bdolanofficial
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@srirachachau.bsky.social
I'd argue that the opening to Time And Punishment with Homer's hand getting jammed in the toaster may be one of the most perfectly timed jokes on The Simpsons ever. The first time I saw it, I laughed until I cried.
youtu.be/ranVSgoRxOw?...
I'd argue that the opening to Time And Punishment with Homer's hand getting jammed in the toaster may be one of the most perfectly timed jokes on The Simpsons ever. The first time I saw it, I laughed until I cried.
youtu.be/ranVSgoRxOw?...
The Simpsons - Hand In Toaster
YouTube video by BartSimpsonVEVO
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@srirachachau.bsky.social
I'd argue that the opening to Time And Punishment with Homer's hand getting jammed in the toaster may be one of the most perfectly timed jokes on The Simpsons ever. The first time I saw it, I laughed until I cried.
youtu.be/ranVSgoRxOw?...
I'd argue that the opening to Time And Punishment with Homer's hand getting jammed in the toaster may be one of the most perfectly timed jokes on The Simpsons ever. The first time I saw it, I laughed until I cried.
youtu.be/ranVSgoRxOw?...
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Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
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Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died
April 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Proper "I'm on live TV" moment this morning when I was talking about how well the pope looked and sounded yesterday only for the presenter to interrupt us to announce that the pope, had in fact, just died
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I am a woman, I move through the world as a woman, every single person I know treats me as a woman, every new person I meet acknowledges me as a woman, it is ludicrous for any kind of court to pretend I’m not a woman.
April 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
I am a woman, I move through the world as a woman, every single person I know treats me as a woman, every new person I meet acknowledges me as a woman, it is ludicrous for any kind of court to pretend I’m not a woman.
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If you want to write to your Labour MP about disability benefit cuts but have limited spoons, here’s a template from @sensecharity.bsky.social you can use:
t.co/E8QB6EDi9o
Public backlash *does* work at times so let’s keep the pressure up. You too, non-disabled allies!
t.co/E8QB6EDi9o
Public backlash *does* work at times so let’s keep the pressure up. You too, non-disabled allies!
https://action.sense.org.uk/page/167765/action/1?ea.tracking.id=twt-org
t.co
March 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
If you want to write to your Labour MP about disability benefit cuts but have limited spoons, here’s a template from @sensecharity.bsky.social you can use:
t.co/E8QB6EDi9o
Public backlash *does* work at times so let’s keep the pressure up. You too, non-disabled allies!
t.co/E8QB6EDi9o
Public backlash *does* work at times so let’s keep the pressure up. You too, non-disabled allies!
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There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.
January 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.
Trying to be more comfortable and confident about my body, slowly getting there tbh
January 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Trying to be more comfortable and confident about my body, slowly getting there tbh
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when u make a silly joke on this platform
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UK creatives who hate AI - read this please!
The government is doing an open consultation on copyright and AI, which will inform how it goes about integrating AI (or not) into various plans to 'grow the economy'. You can respond online, please take a look and share this.
www.gov.uk/government/c...
The government is doing an open consultation on copyright and AI, which will inform how it goes about integrating AI (or not) into various plans to 'grow the economy'. You can respond online, please take a look and share this.
www.gov.uk/government/c...
Copyright and Artificial Intelligence
This consultation seeks views on how the government can ensure the UK’s legal framework for AI and copyright supports the UK creative industries and AI sector together.
www.gov.uk
December 19, 2024 at 2:44 PM
UK creatives who hate AI - read this please!
The government is doing an open consultation on copyright and AI, which will inform how it goes about integrating AI (or not) into various plans to 'grow the economy'. You can respond online, please take a look and share this.
www.gov.uk/government/c...
The government is doing an open consultation on copyright and AI, which will inform how it goes about integrating AI (or not) into various plans to 'grow the economy'. You can respond online, please take a look and share this.
www.gov.uk/government/c...
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incredible piece from the legends at Trans Kids Deserve Better on stunning action outside Wes Streeting’s constituency office yesterday.
so much of the coverage of the puberty blocker ban has spoken for or over trans kids - now hear directly from them:
www.huckmag.com/article/we-a...
so much of the coverage of the puberty blocker ban has spoken for or over trans kids - now hear directly from them:
www.huckmag.com/article/we-a...
We are young trans people occupying Wes Streeting’s office
Following the Health Secretary’s decision to permanently ban puberty blockers for young Trans people, activists from Trans Kids Deserve Better have…
www.huckmag.com
December 12, 2024 at 10:16 AM
incredible piece from the legends at Trans Kids Deserve Better on stunning action outside Wes Streeting’s constituency office yesterday.
so much of the coverage of the puberty blocker ban has spoken for or over trans kids - now hear directly from them:
www.huckmag.com/article/we-a...
so much of the coverage of the puberty blocker ban has spoken for or over trans kids - now hear directly from them:
www.huckmag.com/article/we-a...
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I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:51 PM
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
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Hello! I am part of a fundraiser to help Nagham evacuate Gaza. This is 100% verified and ANYTHING you can donate will be so, so welcome. Big love xxx
www.gofundme.com/f/d9sck-help...
www.gofundme.com/f/d9sck-help...
Donate to Help us evacuate Gaza, organized by Diana Barbosa
Hello my name is Nagham from the besieged Gaza Strip, Palestine, newly married to my beloved husba… Diana Barbosa needs your support for Help us evacuate Gaza
www.gofundme.com
November 29, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Hello! I am part of a fundraiser to help Nagham evacuate Gaza. This is 100% verified and ANYTHING you can donate will be so, so welcome. Big love xxx
www.gofundme.com/f/d9sck-help...
www.gofundme.com/f/d9sck-help...
There’s people that are already going to screenings and seeing Nosferatu and not one of these people being me its an absolute outrage!!
November 22, 2024 at 7:33 PM
There’s people that are already going to screenings and seeing Nosferatu and not one of these people being me its an absolute outrage!!
Had to get out on a walk before the snow melted away x
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Had to get out on a walk before the snow melted away x
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quick, the farms are empty, let’s build some houses
November 19, 2024 at 1:13 PM
quick, the farms are empty, let’s build some houses
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So I guess this is necessary again since a Nazi just dropped disgusting images in my mentions.
Here’s a list of literal self-avowed fascists. You can subscribe to it to mute or block them
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s a list of literal self-avowed fascists. You can subscribe to it to mute or block them
bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM
So I guess this is necessary again since a Nazi just dropped disgusting images in my mentions.
Here’s a list of literal self-avowed fascists. You can subscribe to it to mute or block them
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Here’s a list of literal self-avowed fascists. You can subscribe to it to mute or block them
bsky.app/profile/did:...