Scorigami Angel
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Scorigami Angel
@jonpanetta.bsky.social
Romanticizing the past for fucking once
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america yesterday
November 5, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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something under discussed is the fact that white house renovations are currently being spearheaded by someone with famously bad interior design taste
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The way I know Oscar is becoming a world champion is because he used to be a very nice guy and he's quickly turning into a whiny little bitch. All the great F1 champions are whiny little bitches.
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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People care more about prices going up than their wages going up is part of it, but we shouldn't neglect that the Democrats are Mom and the Republicans are Dad, and voters were mad at Mom for telling them they couldn't see their friends in 2020, even if Dad was in office at the time.
A challenge to politics-understanders: why was Biden so unpopular given the very good policy he delivered on wages, climate, & antitrust, among others? This is not an invitation to relitigate 2024, but rather explore what his political failure reveals about the underlying mechanisms of politics.
Ah, I see. I suppose I want deliverism to work, but fear Biden proves it doesn't, so I want someone to explain convincingly why some future attempt would be different. Perhaps that's not clear
September 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
11th reason ngl
In 2026:
- 35 second playclock from the 20 playclock that starts with the official
- Rouge is no longer awarded for a missed field goal or a punt that goes out of the endzone without being touched. Will remain if a ball doesn't leave the endzone and comes to a rest.
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Is it possible that we all died in our sleep some time in 2016 and the last decade has literally been Hell?
September 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
September 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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If you needed the context
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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They finally made the milk from that hotel
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bitch, are you?!? #Mets
June 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There's so much here, but I especially love the way Hegseth looks like he's staying completely sober until he gets home because he knew this was gonna happen and didn't want to say anything to make it worse.
Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.
June 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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this is such a good representation of American Christianity
June 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
May 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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My politics in a headline:
May 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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THE PICK IS IN
I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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The One Where I Wish Matthew Perry Was Alive to Joke About This: Chandler Bing committed to Vanderbilt tonight.
April 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I’m sure somebody has done this before but here you go
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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seems almost perfect but automatic windows? what am i, the duke of windsor?
April 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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This is how they will go about electing a new Pope.

"I really think the only reason you came to the Vatican is to use the zip-line."

"Cardinal Russo said your face looks like a clock."
April 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Two headlines in the New York Times today.
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Would love to get this auto claim assigned to me lol
lmaoooooooooo, Stone Cold Steve Austin crashes into the barrier 😂 #Wrestlemania
April 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM