The Romantic Jester
@jonnyschaab.bsky.social
Digital creative: motion/graphic designer, photographer, video editor
Colorado sports Stan and idiot, film bro and idiot, leftist idiot
Colorado sports Stan and idiot, film bro and idiot, leftist idiot
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
One episode in and Death by Lightning is already one of my favorite shows I’ve seen in years. Matthew Macfadyen, Michael Shannon, Shea Whigham, Nick Offerman, and so manny more behemoths of character acting just devouring the scenery of a lesser known American historical narrative? Absolutely yes.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One episode in and Death by Lightning is already one of my favorite shows I’ve seen in years. Matthew Macfadyen, Michael Shannon, Shea Whigham, Nick Offerman, and so manny more behemoths of character acting just devouring the scenery of a lesser known American historical narrative? Absolutely yes.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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it's amazing how no one actually checks sources for anything online, and they just blindly repost claims that originated on "twitter". yeah sure — steven knight and denis villeneuve are stuck. get a fucking grip.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
it's amazing how no one actually checks sources for anything online, and they just blindly repost claims that originated on "twitter". yeah sure — steven knight and denis villeneuve are stuck. get a fucking grip.
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
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Someday not too far in the future we’re going to chip those letters off his building into the river and they will end up in a silt bed in the Mississippi River delta to rot ozymandiasly and this whole dumb fucking thing will be over.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Someday not too far in the future we’re going to chip those letters off his building into the river and they will end up in a silt bed in the Mississippi River delta to rot ozymandiasly and this whole dumb fucking thing will be over.
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This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
This term is so social media-brained. Coined by people who can't imagine themselves without an audience, or that anyone could genuinely want to pass time in any other form than Stare at Phone
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Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
Fuck yeah brin!!! Genuinely surprised the Avs pulled that out
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Fuck yeah brin!!! Genuinely surprised the Avs pulled that out
Welp, here comes another ot loss
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Welp, here comes another ot loss
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I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
God fucking damnit
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
God fucking damnit
Avs look fucking gassed, Mackenzie is saving our ass
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Avs look fucking gassed, Mackenzie is saving our ass
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This is genuinely top 5 dumbest thing any American politician has ever said. These fucking people.
Hassan: With the government reopening shortly, Republicans now finally have to come to the table. Or make no mistake, Americans will remember who stood in the way.
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is genuinely top 5 dumbest thing any American politician has ever said. These fucking people.
That should be a penalty shot imo (incorrect)
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
That should be a penalty shot imo (incorrect)
Avs finally get a power play goal and then they give up a shorty. Jfc Val
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Avs finally get a power play goal and then they give up a shorty. Jfc Val
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Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.
The valiant never taste of death but once.
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The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer
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Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Sanders: Let’s be clear… If this vote succeeds, over 20 million Americans are going to see at least a doubling in their premiums… if resolution is passed tonight, we are on a path way to throw 15 million Americans off of medicaid and the affordable care act, 15 million.
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This is why this surrender isn't just about this narrow issue but is rather the whole constitutional ballgame:
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Not that he didn’t already know, but now Trump knows for sure he can roll the Dems every time and there’s no need to negotiate for anything
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is why this surrender isn't just about this narrow issue but is rather the whole constitutional ballgame:
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
Democrats are affirmatively signaling they do not want political power at the same time Trump is transitioning the political system into an autocratic one wherein they're denied it forever
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This deal feels like an attempt to punish "Mamdani democrats" as much as anything. After he challenged Trump in his victory speech just to fully capitulate, I don't think there is any other way to read it
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This deal feels like an attempt to punish "Mamdani democrats" as much as anything. After he challenged Trump in his victory speech just to fully capitulate, I don't think there is any other way to read it
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This is intentional, the Dem caucus caved and nominated those 8 to take the fall.
Not a single one of the eight up for reelection this coming cycle. 🤔
THE FOLLOWING DEMOCRATIC SENATORS VOTE “YES” ON THE CONTINUING RESOLUTION IN EXCHANGE FOR NOTHING:
MAGGIE HASSAN (NH)
CATHERINE CORTEZ MASTO (NV)
JEANNE SHAHEEN (NH)
JACKY ROSEN (NV)
DICK DURBIN (IL)
TIM KAINE (VA)
ANGUS KING (ME)
JOHN FETTERMAN (PA)
ITS OVER
MAGGIE HASSAN (NH)
CATHERINE CORTEZ MASTO (NV)
JEANNE SHAHEEN (NH)
JACKY ROSEN (NV)
DICK DURBIN (IL)
TIM KAINE (VA)
ANGUS KING (ME)
JOHN FETTERMAN (PA)
ITS OVER
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is intentional, the Dem caucus caved and nominated those 8 to take the fall.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Anyway a great way to radicalize people is for them to realize that you just abandoned their chance at being able to access and afford health care because you didn’t like waiting in line at the airport.